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Joy Content 🏳️‍⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 2h
I'm a larper for most of my interests and by that I mean I tend to have such an encyclopedic knowledge of the thing that I could probably write up a live action roleplay concept for it what do you mean people use larper to mean the opposite of that do they not know what larping is
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 1h
Castlemania Retold continues! Getting deep into Lords of Shadow... I make no promises but possibly finishing today if I buckle down? We may at least make it through the main game's ending! twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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That Old Broadbean @thatoldbear.bsky.social · 13h
a black cat stares down a large inflatable halloween black cat lawn decoration. in the second image, the inflatable is deflated and the black cat sits astride its goofy looking floppy head
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 19h
Something's off about Brodido and Hangman. 🤼 #AEWCollision
Nick Comoroto, Griff Garrison, and Aaron Solo. Griff wears a cowboy hat, Nick a ski mask, and Solo a bandana around his half, which makes the three look like discount versions of Brody King, Adam Page, and Bandido.

To nail the point home, Solo and Comoroto have named themselves "Soloroto."
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Castlemania Retold continues with more Castlevania: Lords of Shadow! It's a rare Saturday stream, but I may be streaming most Saturdays in October! Except next Saturday. That one's taken. twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stream... maybe top of the hour? A little after? Once I'm ready I'll announce it!
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Screenshot from my stream today. The game feed is a red background with a vignette, the word "CLIMAX" in all caps in the center. In the corner is me, a hand over my mouth pretending to look scandalized.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love Resident Evident Resil Evil Esident Revil Leon
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lords of Shadow is the Crash of the Titans of the Castlevania franchise.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Castlemania begins right now! Starting off trying out the Belmont's Curse demo, then proceeding into Castlemania Retold proper with Castlevania: Lords of Shadow! twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A parakeet on a skateboard with “Perfect Bird Time” in the Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave font
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SMZ3 rando! Castlemania begins tomorrow! twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Angel Vice 🦾THE BEAST OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS ❤️‍🩹 @angelvicevt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time my chatters tell me what ad they got, I'm gonna go on a 15 minute unbroken rant about how much I hate that advertiser and buddy I got equal opportunity hating for EVERYONE. Twitch will not know peace.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony hawk's pro racer
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It occurred to me late last night that the plan was probably for Steven Borden/Darby Allin to win and face the Bucks for the spiritual rematch. 😭 Hope Steve's okay. 🤼 #AEWAllOut
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 27/09/2026
Bryan from Resident Evil (2026 dir Zach Cregger) smiles with a speech bubble below him, implying he is speaking the quoted skeet.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario asking MIPS if it's good
MIPS says "no"
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Abye @mxabye.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I had this. Probably the most annoying thing about it is that you can unlock a bonus accessory for putting in the Aria of Sorrow GBA cart in with Dawn of Sorrow on the DS... It did not accept the double pack format... I mean, it was a 50/50, but can't blame me for trying. 🤣
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Exceedingly funny they put this on the official series history page. www.konami.com/games/castle...
2006: Castlevania DOUBLE PACK, the Harmony of Dissonance and Aria of Sorrow combo cartridge for Game Boy Advance.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ALttP entrance rando! twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally trying out the SMRPG rando v9 open beta! twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Where is she?" "Ed, she ran." what do you want from me
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"I've had over 40 pizzas in the last thirty days" is a phrase that will never leave me.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ah yes, my tooth care specialist, Dr. Den Tist
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People love to "UM ACKSHUALLY" that headline about Iwata taking a paycut when used in response to modern industry news but like, who fucking cares, you're not helping, and the POINT is that outcome is better than mass layoffs and studio closures no matter the reason for it.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sex is great but have you tried cleaning out your filthy fucking ears
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barleybap but she's dressed as a spooky skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
back of truck: "The answer is yes, now what is the question?" me: "Are you fucking stupid?"
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know how to explain it but somehow everything about this encapsulates everything about the timeline we're on.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I normally don't play demos of games I already know I'm going to buy but I'm feeling weirdly conflicted about this one, maybe I wouldn't mind getting a feel for the new direction ahead of release, maybe I'm just way too excited about the first new Castlevania (not you Lords of Shadow) since 2008...
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Destroy them all!" "Not the mall!!!"
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yesterday was my birthday, today is the birthday stream! We're playing a Twilight Princess rando via Dusklight! Will I finish it today, well, that's another story, but that's why I'm starting early! twitch.tv/thesatellite54
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck it. Gonna go live with birthday stream top of the hour!
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Max Kay @maxkayart.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#metroidravenous
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's good that Resident Evil overtook Sonic 3 as the highest-rated video game movie because Sonic doesn't deserve anything.
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Chairman Goa Tse-tung @jctenton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i often think of the gas station in deus ex and the terrifying 2050s cyberpunk nightmare era prices on the sign
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Incredibly funny of the new Resident Evil movie to add a scare chord at the end of the credits when Sony's name appears under the Columbia Pictures logo.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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TCRF Informalities @tcrfinformal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
(Showing the tcrf.net page for The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons.)

Regional Differences
Text Changes

[A table with four columns, labelled: Text Index (1), US (2), Europe (3) & Notes (4) respectively]

(1) 2c00
(2) "AHH! ! !
You startled me!
Winter sets in
all of a sudden,
then down my
chimney comes...
You're not
Santa!"
(3) "AHH! ! !
You startled me!
Winter sets in
all of a sudden,
then down my
chimney comes...
You're no
chimney sweep!"
(4) "Somebody evidently realized this reference to Santa implies the existence of Christmas and therefore Christianity, which stopped being a thing in the Zelda series after A Link to the Past, and took it upon themselves to correct this grievous continuity error. Apparently chimney sweeps throw themselves down the flue unannounced where they live."

(1) 2e0d
(2) "Santa Welcome!!!"
(3) "Hearth fires are
best on chilly
days! Chimney
sweep wanted."
(4) "Santa is apparently not welcome in Europe."
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been unsure what to stream Sunday for birthday stream (actually birthday is tomorrow i.e. Saturday but gonna do the stream Sunday). Turns out Dusklight 2.0 just dropped with randomizer mode! Never actually installed it, so I just did and... Yep. TP randomizer on Sunday! May take multiple streams.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been unsure what to stream Sunday for birthday stream (actually birthday is tomorrow i.e. Saturday but gonna do the stream Sunday). Turns out Dusklight 2.0 just dropped with randomizer mode! Never actually installed it, so I just did and... Yep. TP randomizer on Sunday! May take multiple streams.
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"I've brought this man to identify the body." ... "Yep, that's a body alright."
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The Satellite @thesatellite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
caught my cat eating food how could she do this
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time
Tweet by @alexqarbuckle:

SOUP MAGNETO: There’s something different about you today. New haircut?

GUARD: Nope.

SOUP MAGNETO: Ah yes… you had a big bowl of Soup for lunch.

GUARD: What? I —AAAUUGHH [soup molecules are torn from his body and formed into bouillon cubes which smash the soup-free prison]
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sonic: will my hamburger be long?
Waitress: burgers are fucking round
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