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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 21m
I dare you to add whole leaf tea!
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 7h
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 4h
The Republican party is willing to spare no expense for cruelty and inhumanity and your vote was your consent as far as they're concerned.
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Tiny Terror, Principal Whore of Satan @thetinyterror.blacksky.app · 7h
When you live in a society, a fair tax system is a GOOD thing. I hate that this country has made it seem like taxes are bad, somehow. When the govt funds the right shit - your taxes work for you!
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Cashmere Thoughts @imaginaryplayer504.bsky.social · 4h
This sounds like something that we would read about a certain country in the 1940’s
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 3h
Been there, done that, finally recovering.
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🧚🏾 @rinny.bsky.social · 7h
your spouse’s spending habits can bankrupt you if you let it.
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 22h
Speaking of this, you guys ever heard of Skull & Bones? Or the Final Clubs at Harvard? This is what they’re for.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 22h
Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are we considering Thor's powers as magic? If so, Superman really can't win this one.
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b9a1baa8.bsky.social @b9a1baa8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is literally just the oversized Florsheim shoe loyalty test, but for tech CEOs.
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Justin Hendrix @justinhendrix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
United States President Donald Trump issues executive order instructing federal government agencies to "use the terms 'Super Intelligence' and 'SI' in place of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' and will not acknowledge the usage of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' in any applicable setting."
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Inaugurating The Era Of Super Intelligence
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Every child deserves a safe and nurturing home where they ...
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Rize / Raphael Phaasiq @rize4eva.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
You ever receive head from a woman that ask you the type of head you like and she do anything but that? That's what spoken word is
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just heard my first YouTube commercial with Xmas music for the year.
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026
Oh no. Dennis Haskins, Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell, has passed away.
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a raw milk tent at the Long Beach Farmer's Market and I always look at them like they're crazy. Especially when they try to talk to me.
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Go to the bank, but it took a long while to get stable enough for that option.
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The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport @mers0274.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did the check not clear?
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gambling has always felt like loser behavior for some reason. Probably saved me thousands of dollars being judgmental in that way.
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'd rather waste money on drugs.
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do they think it's a *good* thing to send a guy that nobody likes out on the campaign trail?
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I will keep saying it. The only thing worse than no food is bad food.
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
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Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
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Eddie M. @eddiemush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
These libtards like...Karl Rove...need to watch their language! I am told if you call them Nazis they will have no choice but to act like Nazis.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 28/09/2026
Well well well, I wonder how we got here, Mr. Karl Rove: www.sacurrent.com/news/politic...
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Karl Rove says Republican Party is being taken over by 'Nazis'
The Bush-era GOP political operative also said Republicans would be winning the battle for Texas' U.S. Senate seat if John Cornyn was the nominee.
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gummi Bears
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PURE/HONEY 💚 @letrice718.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aging is a blessing & not a promise, that’s all I’m going to say about that
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Naomi Campbell Blows a Kiss
ALT: Naomi Campbell Blows a Kiss
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/3U5JVg...
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Unwritten
Natasha Bedingfield · Unwritten · Song · 2004
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14 DAYS 'TIL ULTRON'S BYKE @rochardscott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gen X, rolling up for Jasmine Guy:
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Avengers Assemble: Epic Endgame Battle
ALT: Avengers Assemble: Epic Endgame Battle
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Snow Burrow @bostonjerry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's always wild when someone who was famous as a young person just allows themselves to age naturally instead of using every injectable and/or plastic surgery money can buy and people react like THAT'S somehow "unnatural"
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are they mad that she aged normally? Wtf.
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Event Horizon
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like my need to drive in blizzards to see how bad they really are.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
damn shawty you're sorta doing that without the express written consent of major league baseball
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Intrusive Thot @apricity.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Ok, which Greek god did he piss off, because this is 🤌🏾. He destroyed his reputation and alienated every musician on his tour to avoid cancellation at this stadium. Now it's canceled anyway because of weather. This is what Tracy Chapman meant by "all that you have is your soul."
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cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug @hnysuklchocolat.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
the fact that y'all expect the folks who are GLEEFULLY killing people to be reasonable is...a choice.
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Brigitte Nielsen Laughing
ALT: Brigitte Nielsen Laughing
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People who really care about you, usually leave you in no doubt about that fact.
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not cool enough to be in one.
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not threatened by a bunch of people who can barely read.
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of the things I really respect Gen Z for understanding on a greater level than past generations seem to have.
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⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🎮 @purestinnosense.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
This annoys me to no end because there are so many studies that show that chronic alcohol use is just as , and in some cases more detrimental than some illicit drugs
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
movies where one person meets another person and it ruins their entire life. The Phantom Menace (1999)
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Senator Palpatine to Anakin: We will watch your career
ALT: Senator Palpatine to Anakin: We will watch your career
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDCf...
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Gil Scott-Heron: We Beg Your Pardon
YouTube video by Jondrea Smith
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As someone who has been able to do an arial in life, this is a fantastic advertisement for movement in this suit.
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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
nothing will be more delicious than the collapse of streaming
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will continue to say, the only thing worse than no food is bad food.
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
All orgies look musty if we’re being honest
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We are becoming one with the stove.
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Guybrush SkeetRoops @theroops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm 47 with a full head of hair.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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