Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 9hIf the White Sox choke, I'm going to use that as evidence that god isn't real. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Dildo, Newfoundland?! I gotta pack my bags. 110
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I suppose if you do smoke crack consistently, you WOULD be in a financial position to spend 23 grand on a 1991 boat. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Here's a karaoke version for you! youtu.be/vAbNmkHBnKg?... 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Spotted on my way into work today: Prius with black rims and black badges with a black Wisconsin plate reading "PEEUS" 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It's amazing what a simple "That's dumb. You're dumb." can accomplish. 110
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Guys, I think we should let him. Let him come out the other side and realize his apartment is still filled with cockroaches and he needs to do his laundry. 110
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I've been so twisted around this week. I've pulled on every door that says push. I've had people ask me questions and I just can get the words out. It's like I'm stepping on a rake and now I'm forced to speak with the handle in my mouth. 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I'll start cross-shopping. I have room in the garage. 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why haven't we figured out how to turn urine into gasoline yet? 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've wanted to do this with a Saturn coupe for so, so long. 020
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would like a Cessna 208B Grand Caravan because it reminds me of the Dodge. I suppose I could airdrop the kids to school with it. 110
Reposted by Tyler OstrowskiRyan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"?? 451257331
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, MACHADO SUPER HELL LEVEL 2 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I mean, if you want an EV Avalanche, uhhhh the Silverado EV is right there with the midgate. And now we're full circle with the Hummer again. Hey, where is my Kia pickup? When am I getting one of those? 210
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You know I'm bringing back American Motors. We're gonna fix Jeep, too. And you know what else? We're bringing back Eagle, too. It's gonna be our Pontiac. And there will be a new Eagle Summit. And in true Eagle fashion, YES, it will be a rebadged Mitsubishi Delica D:2! 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think this kid should get shoved in a locker. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My eyes are blurry so I thought "New Chevy Volt???" at first. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You all need to stop posting pics of your cars. You're driving me mad with jealousy. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I didn't notice the corrugated garage door on the back until now! 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have an EV now. Why would I want to upgrade to a Lucid Air? It's impractical to me. I could see myself with a Hummer, if money were no object. At least that'd be stupid but somewhat practical. 110
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The correct way to pick up your girlfriend is to lift her by the ankles, swing her around over your head and let go while saying "So long, Gay Bowser" 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wow! That's terrible! I did not know that. 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Remember when Viacom sued YouTube for a trillion dollars, or whatever? 110
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026??? Not to lend any credence to it, but wouldn't this benefit large population centers nationwide no matter what? Simply by statistics? Like, I know there's an evil angle to it, there always is. But what is it? NYC and LA have a "birth-off" and whoever wins gets a new subway? 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Neat! This interior looks way more user-friendly than other recent Kias, and that was my biggest gripe about their new models. Although I don't like Kia's new element-based trim level names. Kia EV3 Land is a bad name for an amusement park. 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026For the low, low cost of $10, you, too, can have Menard's ceiling dome lights at home! 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oldsmobile Toronado Teofeo. GM stuffed the best of 80s technology in that Olds sport coupe. Then the 80s ended. I think the modern day equivalent would be those Chinese makes that built jump jacks into their suspensions, or that EV battery launcher. 030
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There was a Goosebumps episode about a kid disrespecting ants and then he woke up and his neighborhood was inside an ant farm overseen by giant ants and he had to eat giant ant food pellets and they looked like giant Oops All Berries and I really really really really didn't want that to happen to me 000
Reposted by Tyler OstrowskiDeccy Weccy @deccyweccy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My new hobby is photoshopping Big Walkers into pictures 68124
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean, that's good, too. I usually take my pizza with a quadruple shot of 1% milk. 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When the wife is away, Tyler gets an entire Little Caesars pretzel crust pizza because wife doesn't like Little Caesars. 111
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I only caught The Price is Right if something went wrong and I was home from school. 010
Reposted by Tyler Ostrowskihilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 02/10/2026Quit your job. Divorce your wife. Next week you're building the greatest parking lots of your life! store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/... 516035
