Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 10hLast week I saw a woman take a whole chest drag on her cig, throw her entire arm out the window, far enough to flick the ash back towards the car, and pull the cig back to her mouth all under three seconds. She had to be a pro bowler with an elbow like that. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Us Toys R Us kids are a dying breed, now. One day, the last child to have stalked the Thomas the Tank Engine table will pass away, and humanity will forget ever wanting to be a Toys R Us kid. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dammit. Looks like the White Sox were blessed by His Holiness and will receive God's Devine Blessing this postseason. This is bullshit. 000
Reposted by Tyler OstrowskiOnion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026White Sox Fans Asked To Remove Polish Sausage From Mouths During National Anthem theonion.com/white-sox-fa... 1758769
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Imagine going to a Brewers game and having a PS5 forced upon you. "Uhhhhh, what am I even supposed to play on this" 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026No cheating post your lock screen: I'm gonna change it, ok?! It's not a dream of mine right now anymore! It doesn't mean anything!!! 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You can't just be porting models at any ol' car you feel like. I'm declaring it illegal. Abomination. Like sunlight at midnight. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All advertising in our modern times is committed to tricking you into buying something. Everything feels forced upon you because companies either don't believe in their own product, or know that no one competent would knowingly buy their product. Citroën says lock the doors yourself, dummy. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't think Choosin' Texas is THAT popular outside of country radio. I heard it because I still listen to 90s country. Those algorithms pushed it to me. I think it's a good song, but it's not a genre crossover for folks who have never willingly listened to country music. They'll never hear it. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yeah, no shit. You could've asked me at any point in the last twenty years and I'd have told you that. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Big idea here, team. What if your Tamagotchi knew your full address and your parents' credit card numbers?" 110
Reposted by Tyler OstrowskiThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026Indianapolis Motor Speedway Forced To Lower Speed Limit To 20 MPH After Elementary School Opens Next To Straightaway theonion.com/indianapolis-motor-spe… 211321116
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I say cut whatever their smallest model is in half, stick a flat six in the front and make a Miata-killer. We'll all be driving Porsches in six months. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Wrong. All wrong. Where is The Drew Carey Show 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They should make a sub-$30,000 Porsche. That would fix the company. 110
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I've never even seen a cage around an egg at any grocery I've been to. Why is it such a big deal on the packaging? 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026PREPAID electricity? What is the UK even about?? 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Again, more proof of the "I know what I got" apocalypse. 100
Reposted by Tyler OstrowskiGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 23/09/2026ICE snatched up a Senegalese college basketball player with an ACL injury in a Kentucky airport. She’s “in so much pain” and needs surgery, but is being transferred from camp to camp with little more than ibuprofen. www.kentucky.com/news/state/k... 61015659
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026For All Mankind would have been cancelled after season 1 on any other service, and that would have been an unforgivable offense. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm so excited for my kid's 16th birthday. They're gonna get handed the keys to something REALLY stupid. That's a promise. I don't have kids, yet. But I promise you, it'll be so stupid. 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026OH, IS IT NOW? RIGHT NOW? ITS HITTING THE USED CARS LOTS NOW???? THE ONES WITH 2012 TOYOTA TACOMAS PRICED ABOVE ORIGINAL MSRP SITTING ON THE LOT FOR FIVE YEARS?? IT'S HITTING THE USED CAR LOTS "NOW"????? 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh no. I'm in this image and I don't like it... 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have to stop reading about the Space Shuttle... 000
Reposted by Tyler Ostrowski𝕸𝖔𝖑𝖑𝖞𝖜𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖑𝖑𝖑: 𝕾𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 @mollyfied.bsky.social · 23/09/2026because it wasn't on bluesky and i need to watch it every day or i grow weak 1329069
Reposted by Tyler OstrowskiThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 534124425
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you're a time traveler from 1991, let this be your first future shock: 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't want to give my thermostat my email address! 130
Reposted by Tyler OstrowskiMøtif (Alex) - 🎂24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Good morning, everyone! 323066960
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Are we at some sort of "I know what I got" apocalypse? $9,800? You're on crack, friend. 010
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A consistent snack throughout middle and high school, especially in the middle of the night, was shredded cheese rolled into Oscar Meyer bologna. I can still taste it... 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A few months ago we had astronauts pass just over 4,000 miles from the Moon. Just a reminder. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Heaven help me. I'm playing Kerbal Space Program again. 000
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Very disappointed at myself for not investing the time and planning on signing up for the LeMons Rally in Illinois next month... I was going to hoon a Dustbuster van, too... 100
Reposted by Tyler OstrowskiGG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 29/07/2026How to Take Back the Word ‘Goon’ if You’re a Loyal Henchman ggtribune.com/2026/07/29/h... 07725
Tyler Ostrowski @therealtylero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Shuhei Yoshida and Adam Boyes recreate PlayStation's famous disc-sharing meme, this time with no physical game share.google/c7e93iX9gs6r... These smug pricks.share.googleShuhei Yoshida and Adam Boyes recreate PlayStation's famous disc-sharing meme, this time with no physical gameThe original 2013 video showed Shuhei Yoshida handing Adam Boyes a physical copy of Killzone: Shadow Fall to mock Xbox One DRM plans. 000
