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TRANSDIFFUSI⭕️N @transdiffusion.org · 29/09/2026
In the mid-1970s, ATV commissioned a package of jingles from Johnny Pearson, which included new daily start-up music and a new ident to replace Zoom 2. Here's part of that package. Also, buy our book now for November delivery: transdiffusion.org/atv-show-book/
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Midlands Montage package - 1974
It's 1974 and the prospect of competition from the new BRMB looms, so ATV decides to refresh their look and sound. Out goes 'Sir Lew Grade March' and in comes Johnny Pearson's 'Midland Montage' (first
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ATV were behind some of the shows I loved most as a child - Tiswas, The Muppet Show, Pipkins, and the shambolic and best first series of Bullseye - so buying this is a no-brainer for me. Good luck with this and everything you do.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
Swiss Toni with one foot on the bumper of a burgundy Rolls Royce automobile. Swiss Toni is wearing a shiny grey suit, pink shirt, pink tie and white shoes. There is a Mercedes Benz automobile in the background. They are outdoors. There are trees and assorted buildings, including one with corrugated metal outer walls and a red corrugated roof. The sky is cloudy.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good to see that Lenny Beige is still active #NotGoingOut
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What’s the matter, babes? You’ve hardly worn your novelty Hitler socks.
Souvenir socks with images of Adolf Hitler on them
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What’s the matter, babes? You’ve hardly worn your novelty Hitler socks.
Souvenir socks with images of Adolf Hitler on them
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
Theodore “TC” Calvin’s Island Hoppers helicopter from the original Magnum PI 1979-87. Although I’d take the one from the remake too.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
‘Sup babes?
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
An X Factor hopeful punching her sister, also an X Factor hopeful, in her stupid face
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sitting in my hotel room eating these wonderful morsels
Oven baked chanterelle mushrooms flavour crisps
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Will.i. Am is still a c.o.ck
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Kinda love that Dua Lipa lass. Shame I’m a fat Jock with no sex drive and no chance of her ever falling for me.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just submitted my Doctor Who tender bid.
Todd Landers and Boof
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bought a bottle of rum for €7 today. It’s pretty much what you’d expect for that price.
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Man Laughing: Can't See Shit Meme
Alt: Ray Charles laughing as he says “Can’t see shit”
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? youtu.be/Pp02ubGuTIU?...
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That Mitchell And Webb Look - Old Holmes
YouTube video by Robert Plaster
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rutherglen Bluebell Flute Band and Proddy the Pigeon have been signed up for Ed Sheeran’s tour.
Rutherglen 900 celebration day poster from a bigoted flute band
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Robert Smith playing Sean’s mum in Sean’s Show
Robert Smith and Sean Hughes
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This singing stick toy promises hours of fun, but the solid ceramic plate hob is what really sells it
Hey Duggee Singing Sticky Stick Stick soft toy listing from AmazonA screen shot of the Amazon listing that reads -
“Product details
Top highlights
Press once to play, press again to stop the song
Soft fabric sized perfectly for toddler hands to grip
/ Plays the iconic Stick song kids recognize from the
show
Summarized from product information +*
• This fun plush toy will have little (and big) fans of the show singing and dancing for hours on end
• Features a ceramic plate for even heat distribution
• Hours of fun of dancing and raving”
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Goombay Dance Band have just pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour.
The Goombay Dance Band, looking particularly smug
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hated Ed Sheeran before it was trendy, just like JK Rowling before him. I’m like Nikola Tesla, except not even that successful.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Day one of the holiday is going well
A slightly slimmed down fat bloke holding a diploma for winning the music quiz next to a bottle of pink Brut. Brut being the alcoholic drink, not the Henry Cooper and Kevin Keegan advertised aftershave from Fabergé.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@deathofbuckley.bsky.social I think I have found a descendent of the little fat Tudor baby…
A portrait of a fat baby, currently on sale at the hotel in which I am residing in Bulgaria
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good day. I am in Bulgaria. That is all.
Swiss Toni with one foot on the bumper of a maroon Rolls Royce. The reason behind a picture of Swiss Toni is that in one episode of Swiss Toni, Swiss Toni was promoting a Bulgarian brand of car.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Terrorvision of the Vervoids
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was glorious. Shame I’ll miss next week’s #SNLUK
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ironic that Avanti have paid to advertise during this after the slagging they took during The Piano sketch #SNLUK
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can’t get over how much King Kong looked like Larry Dean #SNLUK
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seriously, who the hell stands in their clean bathroom and smells it with a smug face?
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please let there be 45 Seconds of Fouracre tonight #SNLUK
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why are Procter and Gamble adverts so unbearably smug?
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This has been a very enjoyable romp so far #SNLUK
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Too much Peter Crouch for my liking
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just switched on my Out of Office and auto reply settings at work. 16 days of joy await.
Phil Collins looking pleased with himself
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not a big fan of films, but The Mandalorian and Grogu is an enjoyable romp.
A smug looking Barry Norman on the set of Film 92, year unknown
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think we all need this after a trying day on here for those of us who just want to scoot along in our own little world away from misery, hate and people who bang on all day about grief for clicks.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting?
Vas Blackwood pointing at a burger on a spatula and looking bloody impressed
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That was a glorious edition, haven’t laughed so much since the last time all three of you got together. Although I do now have Jogging on the Bog-Eyed fucking Jog as an earworm, so thanks for that @bobfischer.bsky.social
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
John Leslie holding a Cadbury’s flake while Sally Meen and some other woman from the 90s pretend to bite either end. Of the Flake, not of John Leslie.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh mate, Tim Curry now. Going to stick this on in his memory.
The BluRay of the television movie Blue Money
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mrs LC has lost the diamond out of her engagement ring.
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Man Reacts: Ffs For Fuck Sake
Alt: Man Reacts: Ffs For Fuck Sake
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Age yourself by telling us how old you are
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Safety🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇺🇦🇪🇺💚 @safetygooner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 20/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Badger from Bodger and Badger saying I FUCKING LOVE MASHED POTATOES
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Pie Bob’s Bakery in Arbroath
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don’t belong anywhere anymore. Never really gotten into Bluesky, and Twitter has been an echo chamber for years, even more so since my main account was hacked and I’ve had to start again. I think social media is no longer for me. I’m just fed up. I miss the old days.
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Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden: Bored Listening
Alt: Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden: Bored Listening
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“If Infantino goes, who might replace him as FIFA president?”Gordon Kennedy as Bruce, head of the Stoneybridge village council. But if I have to explain the joke, then maybe we’re on two different wavelengths.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It is a magical world after all
A grumpy Scotsman scowling outside Disneyland Paris
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spatz - The Reinion
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Holiday update - Mrs LC is having a bother trying to buy a Metro ticket on her shitey Samsung phone. Bof!
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Two fucking hours to get through border control.
Angry Roger Moore looking angry
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