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Lemon Curry

@therealmcgack.bsky.social
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And this is that baby
Fat baby portrait
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My 9 Albums
Rum, Sodomy and the Lash
All Mod Cons
Face Dances
Great Adventure Cigar
Blue Weekend
Rubber Soul
I Will Cure You
Never Loved Elvis
The Twelve Commandments Of Dance
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
Swiss Toni with one foot on the bumper of a burgundy Rolls Royce automobile. Swiss Toni is wearing a shiny grey suit, pink shirt, pink tie and white shoes. There is a Mercedes Benz automobile in the background. They are outdoors. There are trees and assorted buildings, including one with corrugated metal outer walls and a red corrugated roof. The sky is cloudy.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What’s the matter, babes? You’ve hardly worn your novelty Hitler socks.
Souvenir socks with images of Adolf Hitler on them
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of the aircraft you'll accept as a bribe
Theodore “TC” Calvin’s Island Hoppers helicopter from the original Magnum PI 1979-87. Although I’d take the one from the remake too.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
An X Factor hopeful punching her sister, also an X Factor hopeful, in her stupid face
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sitting in my hotel room eating these wonderful morsels
Oven baked chanterelle mushrooms flavour crisps
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Original Bungle
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just submitted my Doctor Who tender bid.
Todd Landers and Boof
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rutherglen Bluebell Flute Band and Proddy the Pigeon have been signed up for Ed Sheeran’s tour.
Rutherglen 900 celebration day poster from a bigoted flute band
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Robert Smith playing Sean’s mum in Sean’s Show
Robert Smith and Sean Hughes
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hr u go bbz x
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This singing stick toy promises hours of fun, but the solid ceramic plate hob is what really sells it
Hey Duggee Singing Sticky Stick Stick soft toy listing from AmazonA screen shot of the Amazon listing that reads -
“Product details
Top highlights
Press once to play, press again to stop the song
Soft fabric sized perfectly for toddler hands to grip
/ Plays the iconic Stick song kids recognize from the
show
Summarized from product information +*
• This fun plush toy will have little (and big) fans of the show singing and dancing for hours on end
• Features a ceramic plate for even heat distribution
• Hours of fun of dancing and raving”
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Goombay Dance Band have just pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour.
The Goombay Dance Band, looking particularly smug
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hold my beer
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Day one of the holiday is going well
A slightly slimmed down fat bloke holding a diploma for winning the music quiz next to a bottle of pink Brut. Brut being the alcoholic drink, not the Henry Cooper and Kevin Keegan advertised aftershave from Fabergé.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@deathofbuckley.bsky.social I think I have found a descendent of the little fat Tudor baby…
A portrait of a fat baby, currently on sale at the hotel in which I am residing in Bulgaria
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good day. I am in Bulgaria. That is all.
Swiss Toni with one foot on the bumper of a maroon Rolls Royce. The reason behind a picture of Swiss Toni is that in one episode of Swiss Toni, Swiss Toni was promoting a Bulgarian brand of car.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just switched on my Out of Office and auto reply settings at work. 16 days of joy await.
Phil Collins looking pleased with himself
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not a big fan of films, but The Mandalorian and Grogu is an enjoyable romp.
A smug looking Barry Norman on the set of Film 92, year unknown
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting?
Vas Blackwood pointing at a burger on a spatula and looking bloody impressed
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
John Leslie holding a Cadbury’s flake while Sally Meen and some other woman from the 90s pretend to bite either end. Of the Flake, not of John Leslie.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh mate, Tim Curry now. Going to stick this on in his memory.
The BluRay of the television movie Blue Money
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Age yourself by telling us how old you are
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
Pie Bob’s Bakery in Arbroath
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
“If Infantino goes, who might replace him as FIFA president?”Gordon Kennedy as Bruce, head of the Stoneybridge village council. But if I have to explain the joke, then maybe we’re on two different wavelengths.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It is a magical world after all
A grumpy Scotsman scowling outside Disneyland Paris
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Two fucking hours to get through border control.
Angry Roger Moore looking angry
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Yasss
A little girl and a camel giving yassssss vibes
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ll drink to that, chief.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
That was in the 90s though, I’m sure he’s changed
Harry Hill giving a sarcastic look
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Doctor Who logo, but instead of Doctor Who, it says Spunked on by Michael Hurll
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Remembering Paul Shane, born in this day in 1940
The American gentleman who botched the renovation of the Lincoln Memorial pond, who looks slightly like Paul Shane, but, tbh, more like John Candy spliced with Oliver Hardy. My god, alt text is a chore, but worthwhile. Anyway, that’s the joke. Goodnight.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A season long story arc that doesn’t get resolved and then the Vervoids reappear
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The Baws of Axos
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Woke nonsense, apparently
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Oh dearie me!
Programme for The High Life musical, which I’m at tonight
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
This is all a bit fancy #AWeeNightOut
Big four poster bedMirror that’s also a tellyFancy schmancy lavvy
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Robot from Rocky 4
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
SNL UK, they got what it takes.
Got what it takes, his wife, Fred’s got plenty, Arthur’s got plenty, they’ve all got plenty.
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Get Batchelor’s Super Noodles twisting or you won’t know what you’re missing
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Lemon Curry @therealmcgack.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Go with Noakes
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