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The Real KPB

@therealkpb.bsky.social
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Husband, father of two, occasional musician, occasional salesman. Tired of Elmo nonsense

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The Murders in the Brian Ruh Morgue @brianruh.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
Photo of someone wearing Doc Martens. 

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Local Punk Spends 10th Winter Failing to Realize
Doc Martens Are Not Winter Boots
By Jeremy Hammond
January 24, 2018
BROOKLYN, N.Y. - Local punk Alicia Lane is spending another long, slippery, water-soaked winter in her insufficiently winterized Doc Marten boots, friends close to the uncomfortable woman confirmed.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
STOP DROP SHUT EM DOWN WIN THE GREY CUP
the Ruff Ryders logo
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
It me
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Nope, definitely didn’t need to be in this room alone, Miss Mittens!
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
CATS! Miss Mittens and Pepper today
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Miss Missy sans-clothes (we removed her collar 😂)
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
@darthbluesky.bsky.social here’s our newest family member “Miss Murder Mittens” or “Missy” for short. Thought you might like to see Daddy’s girl, and how concerned my baby boy Sammy is about this new addition:)
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
The administration has renamed today’s holiday Cinco de America and has imposed a 325% tariff on salted rims.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
u know who was an artist richard scarry was an artist
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Awooooooo (credit to the artist I don’t know who it is)
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I don’t know if folks who haven’t spent time in / closely following Texas understand just how brazenly corrupt Ken Paxton really is. But here’s a thread, if you’re curious…
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
My three-yea-old was watching CNBC when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, why does the nice orange man want to put tariffs on the penguins?" And when I told her "Because penguins are globalist shitlibs who steal American manufacturing jobs with unfair trade practices," she started crying.
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
A young being holding a stuffed animal stands in the hallway. Their parents are seated on the couch, and one of them looks back at the young being. 

PARENT1: why are you conscious 
Young being [shrugs]

parent2: return to unconsciousness
YB: why must I?
P1: your body is growing 

YB: but you are both conscious 
P1: our bodies are in decline 

YB: that is unsettling 
P1: for us too
P2: please be kind to us
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Twisters. 🌪️
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
There is just enough Christ in me, to make me feel almost guilty #vanhalen
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 21/03/2025
Why should you listen to the Sickos Committee Podcast? Because we love being you new, weird things. Because it’s like listening to friends talk. Because if enough of you listen, we’ll make it big then sell out to private equity. Listen now: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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The Sickos Committee Podcast
Sports Podcast · Updated Weekly · College football and various other things from a Sickos point of view.
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This #joplintornado documentary on Netflix is WILD
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Why isn’t Airheads streaming anywhere?! Dang it. Also PCU.
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
youtu.be/HKxHANTXGAY?... who remembers this “banger”? (See what I did there?!)
youtu.be
Danger Danger - Bang Bang (Video)
YouTube video by DangerDangerVEVO
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Both on the bench and not trying to fight 🥹
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Annie Zaleski @anniezaleski.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It’s still St Patrick’s Day, so here is a longread I wrote a while ago on the history of “Whiskey in the Jar.” www.avclub.com/the-long-and...
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The long and winding road of “Whiskey In The Jar,” Irish music’s most beloved song
The long and winding road of “Whiskey In The Jar,” Irish music’s most beloved song
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Patriots agree to sign LB Robert Spillane. www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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Patriots agree to sign LB Robert Spillane
The Patriots are adding a veteran linebacker.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14/01/2025
Found a Skyline Chili training video on YouTube, and I’m learning about the proper way to drop my wrist when ladling chili on spaghetti.
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Keep your fingers crossed for us. Maybelline started having seizures and has been in the ER all night with kidney issues
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Pretty Boy
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If you don’t like Anthony Mackie, it feels like you shouldn’t be trusted
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I gotta be honest, I’m not confident a player at the level of Mahomes actually has janky T-Mobile service
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My dog: OH BOY!!! YOU’RE HOME!!!! Me: Yup! My dog: I’m gonna drink water really fast and then cough for 45 minutes!!! Me: oh. hooray for me.
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
So much of my camera roll is him falling asleep with his little tongue sticking out a bit 🥹🥹
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The cow says “shazoooo”
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
All the animals in the house
Sammy, the Toy Australian Shepherd dog, sits vigilantly on watch on the couchDash, the tricolor Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, sleeps comfortably on mom’s fancy pillow he’s not supposed to anywhere nearPepper, the kitten, hops up from her nap to make sure she’s up to speed on everything Maybelline, the ragdoll cat and the Queen of the Castle, sleeps soundly, for all is quiet in her kingdom
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
This is my youngest, Emmaline
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 11,1965
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

AUNT FRITZI--
I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP

TRY COUNTING SHEEP

I DID BUT IT DIDN'T WORK

COUNT SOMETHING ELSE

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN - - COOKIES

LABEL ON
JAR-
COOKIES
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
www.instagram.com/p/DEEkwOeMBl...
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My dog, Sammy
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
This evening’s viewing while I convalesce: Doctor Who Season 11, Serial 1 “The Time Warrior” first appearance of the Sontarans and the first appearance of one of the greats, Sarah Jane Smith. December 15, 1973
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Sudbury, Ontario. Apple Fritter
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Messing around on Letterboxd
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Somehow Palpatine returned
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
“One cat goes one way, and the other cat goes the other way. One is going East and the other one is going West. So what?!”
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Oh Bears
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
So much of my camera roll is him with part of his mile long tongue sticking out of his mouth like this 🥹🥹🥹🥹😍
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Mama’s Boy Dash. Out like a light after being outside, probably doing something he shouldn’t
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sleeping Pepper
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Couch boys
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Watching new Cross series on prime. Blacklist Tom is gonna be the bad guy. Bad Blacklist Tom
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The Real KPB @therealkpb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
When you’re not sure if you want to sleep or try to steal a Christmas Tree Cake
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