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amateur runner, aspiring writer, and all-around dingus. Cyclones and Packers all the way. Minneapolis, MN
amateur runner, aspiring writer, and all-around dingus. Cyclones and Packers all the way. Minneapolis, MN
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire (@SparrowAdorer) on Twitter:
"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"
[On the left Subway Takes host Kareem Rahma. On the right, Aum Shinrikyo cult leader Shoko Asahara.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibbg6pnjwb3zkugvnctwpmofmnga6ugonbbsuapn7blphybzmvylu)
![[A man running away from the camera on a dirt path]
"Daily affirmations:
-My knee is fine
-My knee does not hurt
-I am young with healthy knees
-My knee pain is just in my head
-My knee will be fine"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreiaoc5klevaa56q47pcc6oupkfblwr2zamorktwrjn67dultzjmdj4)
