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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

When do we get a new Toby McGuire Spider-Man movie? Not just a cameo... A full length feature film, starring Toby McGuire as The Spider-Man.

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

This is obviously a portrait of notorious time traveller, Adam Levine!

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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

to be dog piss with you, i often confuse common idioms

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

*Phone rings* Coach: Cheers, how can I help ya? -beat- Sam, it's a broad for you, sounds like a redhead. Sam: You get a name? Coach: Who should I say is calling? -beat- Okay I'll let him know. Thanks. Sam: Well? Coach: Your chlamydia pills are ready for pick up. 🎶SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHE

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Madz @madz123.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

🎶 Imagine 🎼 🎶🎶

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

I'm not here to explain my jokes to you, I'll let life do that.

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

This paper bag was just really paper bagging ya know?

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

What if this is actually graffiti art?

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Literally what is the point of having a storage unit if not to fill it with things other people think of as trash

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

turning into a small stone, to avoid responsibilities

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Okay, hear me out... it's a show about a trans kid who is also a furry AND has to go to a new school; TransFur!

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gary’s anatomy @sablaah.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

homer simpson is so funny. been watching a bunch of his stuff recently. you guys should check it out

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Im gonna tell you FOR SURE there are PLENTY of people on the Oregon coast with PCP!

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Oh how nice. Glad I canceled my HBO subscription after we finished Distant Lands.

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I can't tell if I should care anymore

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Cardiologists say I shouldn't drink bacon milkshakes everyday. But my bacon milkshake guy showed me a YouTube video about how all the cardiologists are government plants so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Okay REAL TALK if I don't get binoculars in the next Animal Crossing installment...

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I'm looking for a Pygmy goat guy if anyone has the hookup... preferably local and discrete.

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

I had a piss jug in my bedroom because we didn't have heat in my house. Anybody else?

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Dairy might kill me but it's really gonna kill my toilet! You know what I'm talking about #lactoseintolerant

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

The Coneheads is maybe the best movie ever made.

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

It's not true what they say about bowling shoes.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

*eating a stick of butter with a handful of chocolate chips smashed into it I hope this new diet works.

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I guess replica doesn't HAVE to mean miniature

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

If outside was as chill as being in my chair watching Severance I'd go outside right now. But...

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I'm Dirt Mother Fucker @aynrandy.boontavista.com · 21/04/2025

Oh what music do I like? I mostly listen to stupid shit, but lately I've been getting into a bunch of shit that sucks ass

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

I want a pope with the RIGHT ALLOCATIONS!

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Sometimes the little things are big things...

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Star beams off the shoulder of Orion or whatever that robot said....

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

No fuckin way they rolled all that shit up in there

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Practicing wisdom is difficult and under appreciated work. I'm glad there are still a few people out there doing it consistently.

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

The vibes in this app are like if a sentient fax machine had a Tumblr page.. 📟 📠 🌐

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It's George! (not a cop) @thepolice.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

🎶There was a time... when everybody wanted chicken fries!🎶

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