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jason

@theosu.bsky.social
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Samuel Coffee. This is broke. Sam Coffey is a women's soccer player.
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have no idea why Luigi became a sympathetic figure and a cult hero.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Way Better Than Ezra.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
MACtion is out of control.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I didn't think i needed to congratulate myself for never being a Nazi but congrats to me, I guess I'm built different.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Because the money has already been plundered.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dinty Moore stew is amazing when it is cold as hell outside.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This MFer Well Ackshuallyed the Pope.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
New record for most Ball Don't Lie ever in AFCON.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Only a yellow if the DOGSO isn't successful.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
When you're really insecure at your own inability to grow a beard.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I believe Soviet poutine would use borscht as gravy.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Brb going four wide on lap 25 of a 160 mile race.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Tom Homan, for example.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
@itsamemikey.bsky.social i feel you should see this.
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Bluesky
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
We had literally no idea who was calling when the phone rang, and if nobody answered it, the person on the other side had no way to inform us of what wanted.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and it isn't particularly close.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Albert Belle checked out at the grocery store two over from the register I was working in the mid 90s.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
You've got a lot of Cranial Acessories / You've got a lot of shit on your head.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Major League 2
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Find me the bluesky con thst is basically just brunch.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Well the market sure is fucking a lot of people so it's found many bottoms.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Britta Perry.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
If the Four Nations tournament was this much fun, the Olympics are going to be insane. Unclear how I will manage to take off work for both the Olympics and the World Cup but I got a year to figure that out.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
There's no need to send me a code verifying that its me ordering a bagel. One factor of authentication is quite enough for this transaction.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
We did it.
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