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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I had no doubts in my mind MHJ would be dominant in the NFL. I had more doubts about every other Buckeyes 1st rounder of recent vintage (until the one that will be taken in the 2027 draft) than I did about Harrison. I simply do not understand how this happened
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Every ad break in Ohio has at least one commercial paid for by SLF PAC. They're trying everything, even if it doesn't make sense. Sherrod Brown is a career politician commie who gives your money to insurance and big banks, takes your health care and turns your boys into girls and girls into boys.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stayed all summer in his home Though Mitch McConnell can't be left alone Fell down the stairs now he ain't speakin Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Heroes was all bangers season 1 until the last episode of the season and then it was just awful from that point forward. So be careful.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An L
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Yo Dawg, I heard you like dips.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
But "It just might work for us" actually worked... once. Which is still more than never.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I will not stop believing Journey Miller. I can only hope he doesn't violate fraternity rules, or else they will need to go tbeir separate ways.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now imagine being a Browns fan and this team is our supposed escape from the drudgery of professional stresses. Yes, obviously, we signed ourselves up for this, and yes, obviously, I had an out years ago but I was born into this, just cut the guy ffs. The money is spent anyway.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There is freedom in supporting a lower league team.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Why is the fourth dozen the second most expensive dozen?
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
On the one hand, you gotta hand it to specifically Jon Husted to even attempt this message, on the other hand you do not ever have to hand it to Jon Husted.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
World crumbling down, still rakes in billions in profits.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Trade Arias for literally anything. If nothing, DFA him and recall Genao.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's a good return but it doesn't strike me as a "must agree to it today instead of holding out for even more" type of return.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No one could have foreseen this* *Everybody foresaw this.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Samuel Coffee. This is broke. Sam Coffey is a women's soccer player.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Without deep voice dude.
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The Naked Gun (1988) @thenakedgun1988.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Pretty sure that's Ned Braden.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Biden walked so Trump could do that weird slumped over shuffle.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Dest looks like Ali Dia today.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There is also the SEC. Both of them.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Larynxmaxxing.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
To be fair, theres definitely a difference between incidental contact and full on yanking.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Serbs are famously welcoming of other peoples.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You oughta know he would be
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gru with hair.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Don't Stop Believin 1981 Mr. Brightside 2002 We're overdue for the next Anthem for White People (complimentary, not in that way). Ironically, there is a non zero chance that song will end up being Tipsy.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
But a yellow card in the match would mean suspension for the round of 32. I therefore assume Adams, Flo, Jedi and Richards will not play.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Every world cup has at least one overly officious referee that makes that particular game hilarious.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Much like arrests, a team's willingness to put up with general assholery greatly depends on how irreplaceable the asshole is.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Zlatan.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think it is more of a red than the second South African red so ball don't lie?
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Castle and Harper are a baby and a dog going for a walk and you don't know which is which.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is all I see.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Oh, you didn't go to the zoo when it was out in the boondocks?
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I think this is true for this one reason: to non parents,the worst sound in the world is Someone Elses Kid being a little shit. Once you're a parent, the greatest sound in the world is Someone Elses Kid being a little shit, because that means it isn't your kid being a little shit.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The righteousness of work sounds an awful lot like work will set you free.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
People tweeting at Tom Morello "I love your music but don't understand what all this is" 8 years ago was hilarious.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The band names are improved if one reads the last band on one line and the first band on the succeeding line as one name.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sidd Finch sadly predated 2008.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I described it as "sexy as hell."
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I have no idea why Luigi became a sympathetic figure and a cult hero.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Way Better Than Ezra.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
That is a monster.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Prestigious accounting firms have famously never been involved in anything nefarious.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I also wanted the Guardians to score a run.
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jason @theosu.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I wanted ear plugs last year when i went to your preferred team's base ball stadium.
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