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The Orchid Show

@theorchidshow.myatproto.social
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Lapsed writer/musician, guerrilla archivist, socialist, et Jew sans frontières. COVID-consciousness and community care-forward: we are still in a pandemic. Death to power. Zero tolerance for generative AI. Also at mastodon.social/@theorchidshow.

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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 5h
@cacola.bsky.social Hi, I recently received an email containing a link to your work reappropriating a withdrawn piece of music I wrote 15 years ago and wanted to tell you how impressed and flattered I am by the results. I'd love to know a little more information re: your process. Follow back and DM?
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 10h
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 18h
Semantle #1722 ✅ 20 Guesses 🔝 Guess #18 🥈 991/1000 💡 0 Hints semantle.com
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 19h
Custom three-sleeved, four-legged romper (return to sender).
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 23h
Caves are nature’s orifices.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
I quit a corporate data entry job after three weeks because part of the office's hazing ritual seemingly involved blaming new hires for shitting and pissing on the bathroom floor via internal memorandum. I'm generally not interested in being abused if it doesn't end with me coming so I walked.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
I did the thing you're all doing. My criteria was that my perception of music was so changed by the record that I don't feel like I was the same person on the other side of hearing it. I first experienced all of these in order from top to bottom/left to right. Complete album information in alt-text.
MY9ALBUMS
The sound that made me

[From top to bottom, left to right]
•Acoustic Alchemy - Back On The Case (GRP, 1991)
•"Weird Al" Yankovic - Bad Hair Day (Scotti Bros./Attic, 1996)
•The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour [U.S. Sequence] (Capitol, 1967)
•Black Sabbath - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath (WWA, 1973)
•Frank Zappa - Lumpy Gravy (Verve, 1968)
•King Crimson - In The Court Of The Crimson King (Island, 1969)
•Can - Tago Mago (United Artists, 1971)
•Big Black - Songs About Fucking (Touch And Go, 1987)
•Jandek (as The Units) - Ready For The House (Corwood, 1978)

my9albums by @nays1_
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
Aardvark - s/t (Deram, 1970 - r. Esoteric, 2011) Organ-heavy whimsical rock, like a more blue-collar Caravan. Supposedly a follow up was cut many years later, but I’ve had no luck tracking it down. #CDFriday
Jewel case packaging for 2011 Esoteric Records compact disc reissue of Aardvark's self-titled album (Deram, 1970).
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
Semantle #1721 ✅ 130 Guesses 🔝 Guess #128 🥈 964/1000 💡 0 Hints semantle.com
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 16/10/2026
broke: suicide note (basic, cliché) woke: getting G2G 4EVR as a vanity licence plate and deliberately driving your car into a utility pole (lit, innovative)
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
artifical intelligence •for losers •fantasy bullshit •your virtual girlfriend isn't real and she doesn't love you •destroys the environment artificial pussy •made of silicone •you can come in it •doesn't love you but also will not leave you for a tall man named tristan •abstinence is responsible
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
I wish I had eidetic sense memory so that I could remember really delicious food whenever I wanted.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 15/10/2026
Broke my favourite glass after 10 years of service. Oh, well. Life goes on.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
Vegan glory hole.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
Glue.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
Appendix 1 of Negativland's 'Fair Use' might be the densest reading I've ever done. I split it up over four days and I still need a long nap.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 14/10/2026
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE:
DOGS CAN PEE ON THE YARD 
IT'S TOTALLY FINE 
THAT'S HOW DOGS WORK 
SCIENCE IS REAL 
DOG SCIENCE 
THEY PEE PLACES
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 14/10/2026
People are frustratingly inaccessible.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
"Hello, I'm Man Ray, and welcome to Jackass."
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
With his latest project of sitting on the stage while barely conscious as a means of inflating ticket prices by technically being present, Mike Love continues his trend of lagging years behind Brian Wilson.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Impossible to say the first time - probably realizing that I didn't care about sports despite it being the centre of every other 4-5 year old boy's life. I certainly have many vivid memories of not fitting in, but in my defence, I was raised in a deeply conservative Zionist community and am neither.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Last month, I read an awful book. Well-meaning, but bad. Self-published, clearly not edited by anyone, mercifully short enough to get through within an afternoon. A few years ago, I'd have begrudged my wasted time. Now? I relish any human art, bad or otherwise, because at least it came from someone.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
The unrelenting melody of a song I refuse to write.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
Every day a year and every year a day.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
Anyone who wants to debate the influence of pop music on society should note that Michael Jackson was fucking children years before it was appropriate for a president to do so.
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Vee Astra Mutual Aid @vastramutualaid.myatproto.social · 12/10/2026
Show us a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie.
A hand pressing two buttons on the soda machine at the same time, one button says "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" the other "Still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened"
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Neon Genderless Evangelion @tommyblacksox.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Do you have a plan ready for if it happens today? •Do you know where your fireworks are? •Does every member of your household know the fastest route to a window from which to shout for joy? •Have to checked the temperature in your fridge to make sure your champagne will chill in a timely fashion?
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 10/10/2026
I know where I fit and I pray I still can.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Mountain of Catalano bones.
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Music Box Magazine @musicboxonline.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
John Prine would have turned 80 this week. He survived cancer, twice, only to be taken from us too soon anyway, due to complications from all things…COVID-19. Remember COVID? Fuck this shitty timeline, and fuck the people who made it worse. Prine was born in Maywood, Illinois, not too...
View of the stage at the Chicago TheatreJohn Prine's 80th had a program guide
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 09/10/2026
Univers Zéro - Live At The Triton, 2009 (Sub Rosa, 2025) CD/DVD set documenting a performance by these chamber-prog pioneers at the famed French jazz-and-adjacent venue. Just playing the CD today, because, after all, it is #CDFriday.
Gatefold digisleeve packaging for Univers Zéro's 'Live At The Triton, 2009' (Sub Rosa) compact disc and DVD set.
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Sierk @sierkulator.monster · 09/10/2026
"Not even China televises executions. This will place the United States in the company of North Korea, Iran, and ISIS." is something I don't read very often. But I had to read that three times today.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
I'm going to need your television recommendations.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
Hotwives as a third space.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Some of those Ark Music Factory songs were genuinely bangers.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
Everybody should have a therapist as excellent as mine.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
“if the van’s a-rockin’, i’m jorkin my pingus”
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 07/10/2026
The biggest moral takeaway of my life at present is that feelings aren’t choices, but what we do with them is. For the last few years, I’ve chosen to let mine empower my ability to make positive decisions towards sustainable and healthy change with the confidence it will attract good into my world.
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Stop Calling Me Frank @stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
My reader’s guide to Flannery O’Connor
An orangutan on a kids bike chasing a terrified child
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
How do you find community as a leftist adult who has to cautiously navigate the world due to poor health? I'm tired of feeling like an island but I also feel like most archipelagos wouldn't be mutually compatible with me for one reason or another. I'm pushing 40 and wish I had more to show for it.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026
They need to stop renewing It’s Always Sunny for new seasons.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 05/10/2026
Today's @primavera-sound.bsky.social lineup revealed an exciting surprise: Math-rock legends Don Caballero are reuniting, just as the subgenre they pioneered enjoys a mainstream breakout via Angine de Poitrine. Get the inside story in our new Don Cab interview:
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Don Caballero Return, Just In Time For Math-Rock's Spotlight Moment
The band has a busy 2027 in store.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Playing Kileak: The DNA Imperative for the first time in a long while. When I got my original PlayStation as a kid, it was one of the titles my folks picked up for it (clearly something more for my dad than me), but I always dug its directness and revisiting it as an adult has been rewarding so far.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Can't fully explain it, but the introductory sequence of Bye Bye Birdie.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Please be my friend if you don't suck.
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
*laughing* "The Polyphonic Spree? I guess they're okay if you like derivative music, but I grew up listening to The Dave Clark 40."
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
If AI tells you to commit suicide, I mean... everyone who uses AI should commit suicide anyhow, right?
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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The Orchid Show @theorchidshow.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026
It feels like we're living in the universe where Bloodhound Gang played Ed Sullivan in 1964.
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