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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 2h

If the Miami Dolphins had any fans I would talk shit right now. Alas....

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

To absolutely nobody's surprise, I'm going outside to smoke a joint about this #Canucks game.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The last 6 periods of #Canucks hockey have been an absolute roller coaster and I am here for it. This is wild lol

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

2 things are true: They are babies. It wasn't a funny joke.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A fun game within a game this year will be rooting for the #Canucks to win as many divisional games as possible while losing as many other games as possible.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Identity politics means not being able to admit when the party you simp for is fucking up. The United States is one giant character flaw.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Holy fuck did Rogers forget they also pulled tv coverage of the #Canucks as well? Here we fucking go again with this welfare broadcaster.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"The government has ruined my life!", they exclaimed. *From their $1800 iPhones. *Inside of a brand new fully loaded 1-ton pickup. *Parked in the driveway of their 4000sq/ft mortgage-free home that has appreciated nearly 5x in value in 20 years. *About to head to Mexico for the winter.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thanksgiving is gonna be an absolute banger in so many US households this year. Lol

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Blue Jays PR will be working overtime, figuring out how to damage control Vlad Guerrero. You're the only superstar on the team, you've been shit ALL season, get defensive about your half billion dollar extension, and hide from the fans in the final game of the season? Gross.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Well, the problem, Maria, is most Americans are incapable of conceding their wants for other people's basic needs. Look at how many losers here on BkueSky are planning to scrub their vote completely because the 'not Republican" candidate in their area isn't absolutely perfect.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Imagine coming into the single country that has defended your existence for 75 years and shit talk the most powerful mayor in the nation. What a fucking moron.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Something to fight about: The minimum measurement for a television to be considered "full-sized" is 55", so therefore a tank of gas is only as expensive as a small-sized television. Guys...just relax.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Never underestimate the power of a paper trail.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*exhales giant cloud* She speaks the same language as Jonathan Davis? Thank you... Thank you, goodnight. /Bow

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Paddy ended his fight with cancer this morning. Peaceful, and surrounded by family from Australia to Ireland. Couldn't ask for a better neighbor. Hardworking, gentle, and generous. Our street is a bit more dull today. Stay busy in peace, my friend. Rest has never been your thing.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

BC politics are a shit storm. The incumbent: 90s style NDP spender with zero appreciation for the people paying the bills, while failing to show measurable progress on affordability, GDP, housing, homelessness, job growth, and hospital wait times.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#Canucks preseason is always so fascinating. They continue to run camp lineups with maybe 2-3 guys that will play on opening night while other teams run near full NHL rosters.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I've been playing chess with my wife on weekend mornings for a couple months now, and I really enjoy it. It's peaceful, connected time together. But also she beats me in the game of marriage chess a lot so crushing her repeatedly in real chess is cathartic.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Foundational album. Since I can remember remembering, this was an album that my parents played a LOT when I was little. Finally Found a Home was a song that, after a super messy divorce and scary times, really stuck with me when we finally settled after jumping houses for years with my mom.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

75 million Americans think billionaires getting tax breaks and $5/gal fuel is better than their own blood fucking red states having healthcare. Rural amenities are the hardest hit in every cutback situation. Republicans keep shooting themselves in the foot.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

An important thing to understand this week is that the Green Bay Packers are terrible and the Minnesota Vikings are awesome.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A calendar of beautiful landscape, but in the foreground, there's always someone's dog looking into the camera while hunched over taking a shit.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Man, I struggle with the correct path forward for my kids mental health. My oldest was medicated for nuero-spice thing on the advice of our pediatrician and grade three teacher. I have a lot of respect for this teacher. She is very knowledgeable,positive and supportive 1/

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My great uncle had dementia and often "grand-standed" as the prime minister. It was treated with a kindness, but eventually he became increasly hostile towards people who tried to "take away" his soap box. At one point, it even got physical. Diaper Don is gonna put his hands on someone soon.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Everyone remembers exactly where they were on Sept. 11, 2001. My neighbor woke me up, pounding on my door at university dorms. It was 5:51am in Kelowna. I put on sweats and a hoodie, slid my flip flops on and walked down to the common room. The second plane hit while the coffee machine beeped.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Americans should understand Canadians largely have not been promoted or told by our government to boycott US products. We're doing it ourselves. The liquor boycotts from provinces are largely political grandstanding. We'll probably apologize later, but right now it's your turn to be sorry, eh?

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Took the pool down this morning. Summer is dead. Everything sucks. Campfire season is here. Everything rules.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Bluesky, some of you really fucking suck. Here are 3 facts: Advocating for effective postpartum mental health care is important. The victims are 3 helpless young children. The victim is not Lindsay Clancy. Thanks for attending my Ted talk.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Day, night, rain, shine... Doesn't matter. The fair will ALWAYS smell like CK One and puke. It is eternal.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Holy fuck did I wake up in a mood or is literally everyone fucking stupid today

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Venezuelan oil returning to global markets is probably real. Trump’s 100-year deal probably isn’t. Once Venezuela holds legitimate elections and Pedo in Chief is gone, why would Caracas honour extraordinary terms negotiated while it was weak?

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Will someone tell me how to explain to my wife the reason it appears I have "too many clothes" is that her wardrobe has been steadily taking over our walk-in closet for years, and I have less space to store the same amount of clothing... Without getting me killed? TIA

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Beyond tired of idiots looking for a few rubes to make themselves smart. This is historically and ideologically the political equivalent of saying the earth is flat.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Republicans: "Leave poor innocent Natalie Harp out of this. She's a just young girl." Also Republicans: "No, we will absolutely not hold people accountable for raping and abusing young girls"

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The amount of people that had this joke absolutely soaring over their head is really something.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A chickenpox party, but instead of chickenpox, everyone gets their kids together to watch a childhood trauma-inducing movie. This weekend: The Never-ending Story.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

School should start today. I'm not wrong.

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The King of Blind Bay @imrealgoode.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Winston is the key to me finally having the time to practice my short game.

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