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The OG Alexa

@theogalexa.bsky.social
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11 year bird app veteran perpetually tired

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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Politics are really politic-ing right now
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I’m the only one at my office who sits in a cubicle it’s very classist
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
New year new me for real this time
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I love to avoid my problems by sitting in my driveway and listening to music
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
All I said was “how’s the weather” 😅
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it.”
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I’ve only been single for two weeks how do I have a possible gentleman caller 🫣
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
What does this mean 😭
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I should really stretch more
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I want to save the messages to show my bestie is that okay 🤪
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Staying at a nice hotel for this work conference but some people think it’s okay to be laughing and shouting in the hallways at midnight it’s really not cool
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
oh dear what have I done
Three snapchat notifications within one minute from the same person, presumably a gentleman caller
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Salesforce is by far the most efficient CRM I have used and I will always fight for it!! Especially with new AI integrations underway
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Starting the new year alone and I’m okay with that🤍
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
It’s so cold out !!
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Starting the new year single and excited to be in my own company 🤍
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I need a Mitski Christmas album ASAP
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Feeling sad and hungry 😖
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I have to pee so bad and this zoom call won’t end omg
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
The network is unstable and so am i
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I have an ear infection again 😖
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I just plugged a USB in the correct way on the first try AMA
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Abeeha Tariq @abeehatariqart.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Katniss Everdeen has to be one of my most favourite unreliable narrators ever. Like she doesn’t even lie to the reader, she’s just completely unaware of her own self and feelings that it’s incredible to read
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
So tired of HOA drama! Do you people have nothing better to do?
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mamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
it's a beautiful day to recommit to the habits that bring you focus, clarity & peace
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
police: come out with your hands up unitedhealthcare shooter: 🤌🤌
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I’m going to be so jet lagged at work tmr
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Just landed back in the US and I miss Europe already 🥲
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
if i were the NYPD i would try releasing some facts about the shooter that do not make him sound awesome
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Crockett: We added four million people, they were people of color, Texas got two new seats… somehow, the way that they do their Republican math in the state of Texas, that amounted to new white Republican seats. They love to use our bodies to apportion us in an inaccurate way
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’ve been in Europe for a week and it’s made me recognize just how important walkable cities are. The US is a joke!
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Why is it so challenging to navigate getting healthcare? It is so incredibly inaccessible and you need so much time just to get ahold of a doctor, to then schedule an appointment months in advance, to then find that you owe money and need to jump through more hoops to pay your medical debt.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 28/11/2024
Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they’ll see you later
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
You won’t receive it you don’t ask
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Do things with confidence and no one will doubt you
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/11/2024
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I’m one passive aggressive email away from being promoted
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Funny because true.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You can’t have a “poor me” mentality when you’re facing the consequences of your actions. Learn to take accountability!
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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The OG Alexa @theogalexa.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I will be in Europe in 72 hours and it can’t happen soon enough
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