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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 41m
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 43m
Gimme stupid fun all day.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 47m
Now THAT’S the shit. Fuck defense. Disco cocaine hockey.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 8h
Good. Fuck’em. I have absolutely zero sympathy for the plight of any Canadians who still choose to vacation anywhere in the US. Tax the living shit out of them. www.cbc.ca/news/world/f...
cbc.ca
Florida weighs ditching property taxes and sticking Canadians with the bill | CBC News
Florida voters are weighing whether to scrap residential property taxes and the state's governor has a solution to that potentially huge revenue loss: tax Canadians more.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[1993] “The World Wide Web will usher in an age of unprecedented global collaboration that will enrich human learning in ways now unimaginable” [2026] “PLEASE GO VOTE SO WE MAY NARROWLY ESCAPE RULERS THAT HAVE MILLIONS BELIEVE IN A BLONDE JESUS WHO HATES WOMEN AND VACCINES BUT LOVES DATA CENTRES!”
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No matter how misguided you think Ovi's public political posture is, you can at least rationalize it since Putin is, in fact, his country's leader. Gretzky, on the other hand, rides the dick of a foreign state head who's spent his entire term waging war on the very flag he bore so often. Fuck him.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There are plenty of flaws with this team I’m willing to live with but if they can’t score more than 2 fucking goals per game I’m out. Fuck this shit.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) Sips Tea in Parks and Rec
ALT: April Ludgate (Aubrey Plaza) Sips Tea in Parks and Rec
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any time someone tries to put a fresh spin on the anthem it sounds like shit. Fuck off and sing it properly.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“So we can ice a powerplay unit of Matthews, Nylander, Marchenko and Tavares with Raddysh point bombs and that’s not even counting McKenna”
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[people who post on Bluesky and Twitter]
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m excited to watch a Leaf game and it’s been a while since I could say that.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yyyyep.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gotta give Chayka props - he’s changed the guts of this team as much as you can short of moving off Matthews. Big change always invokes risk but this was long overdue IMO.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
100%.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't get me wrong I liked Knies (what's not to like right?) but for whatever reason I'm not crushed by him leaving especially for the guy coming back. IMO Knies on paper checked off a lot of "power forward" boxes but never really seemed to fit effectively on any line they put him on here.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[Bluesky libs walking into job interviews like]
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CNN: “Latest polling has Trump with a 91% disapproval rating! These numbers are historically bad!” 3 of 4 Americans in line with you at Walmart: “Kamala is a terrorist whore working for trans communists and we should be allowed to say the N word cuz it’s in the Bible.”
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My Leafs hot take: I think Leaf fans are totally full of shit when they claim that their hopes are to simply to make it back to the playoffs. That is a safe lie they tell people to cover up last year's embarrassment. I think this team is objectively more of a contenter than any in the Matthews era.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
McKenna might be a player eh?
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vladdy is too fucking stupid to know he could still Marner himself to this market in Spanish.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would love to put any faith whatsoever in stories like this but, the fact is, real America showed its ass when they elected him a 2nd time. You could posthumously run his hologram for 50 more elections and all 50 would be a toss up. 4th grade reading ass country. Confederates with smartphones.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Your mom sucked horse cocks.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yup - didn't look like many of them missed a meal either.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh I hear you - ultimately both leaders will be judged on their history - I just want to get through whatever the fuck we're living through.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's true. Just this morning an angry mob pelted me with communion wafers when I was buying smokes.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
By no means saying I'm right or smart for it, but the yard sale south of us has the world so completely fucked that my focus has been shifted way lower on Maslow’s Hierarchy.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a BIG pro-union guy, in literally any other era, merely suggesting legislation that threatens labour rights would be a dealbreaker for me. Sadly, this era has my pragmatic side plugging my nose on some moves knowing Carney is literally saving us all from hell right now and that's no exageration.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every democracy on Earth has effectively crowned Canada the saving beacon of the free world and we still need to be hearing about 100,000 whitebread goat-fuckers in Alberta wanting to separate because they’re still pissed off that 6 years ago a French PM urged them to get vaxxed during a pandemic.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was even more maddening that we’re talking about the same player who put the team, city and country on his back with a playoffs for the ages. Goddamit.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In the spring I said that no matter what, the Jays earned my unyielding love this year for the trip they took us on and I watched and supported. It fucking kills me that if Vladdy had just a “down offensive year” and not totally shit the bed, we’d be talking postseason rotations right now. Fuck.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Four Seasons Landscaping level dipshittery right here. What an absolute fucking yard sale.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
( SHHHHHH! Costco Business Centre is the best kept secret I have right now. )
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For the record, it’s painfully obvious that there is a lot of performative/contrived Leafs hype on the timeline. I know you mean well and I don’t blame you for trying but iust know I can smell your bullshit from 10 miles away.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Only 43% of my constituents were ok with baby eating so certainly not!
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
IMO the algorithm builders capitalized on a perfect storm of pandemic rage and anti-woke backlash and I think we’re fucked for at least a full generation.
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Warmington is one of the dumbest columnists ever to get published but it leads into what's probably the biggest and worst question of our time: what do you do about the right relentlessly poisoning the information environment
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*weather permitting
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"At least a couple of us would NEVER!"
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"We miss you visiting! Please come over and try our pot roast!"
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An analogy for slow Americans who don’t truly grasp our negative attitude towards them: If the family of 5 living next door includes 2 people who eat babies, 2 who quietly watch them eat babies, and 1 who vocally opposes eating babies, they’re still gonna be known as the fucking “baby eating house”
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To my wonderful Buffalo neighbo(u)rs.. If and when your country puts enough miles between you and the stench of that orange fuck, Buffalo will be the first and only place I visit. I miss eating and drinking with you folks.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The reality is more than two thirds of Americans didn’t think enough to vote against plaguing the planet with another 4 year term so yeah, forgive us for not having much of an appetite to share a fucking Pepsi right now.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sure, Bluesky sucks ass for timely Leafs coverage but, on the flipside, you will always be reminded why normal people can't stand the left.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seriously though, the 27 EU nations represent 450 million people and they are effectively asking Canada to drive the bus for a new global trade framework. We could be witnessing one of this nation’s crowning historical moments and we’ll have 100 million red hat, sheep-fuckers south of us to thank.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you run a Canadian NHL team and you threw big money to lock up a Trump dick-rider, you completely deserve to get absolutely hosed. This goes WAY past mere party lines and you only look like a fucking asshole still trying to pretend otherwise.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Health Canada exec: “We really want to capture the danger of throat cancer on the cigarette pack so it is a deterrent.” Photographer to paid actor: “OK, act like you’re getting the best hummer of your life.”
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now do potash and oil, you pussies.
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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Leaders, policymakers and historians from every progressive democracy on the planet: “Mark Carney’s leadership has inspired all of us to work together so we can survive and prosper in a post-Pax Americana global economy” Canadian Bluesky libs: “HE HASN’T GIVEN US MORE BIKE LANES, I HOPE HE DIES!”
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