David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I'm sorry I pronounce Bluesky like "brewski" so it's like "let's open a couple of Blueskis, bro" 011
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Had a dream that I was watching a re-airing of a TV special, "A Christmas Eve Eve Farewell to Boris Yeltsin Featuring His Favorite Song, Copacabana" 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Google Maps is crazy thinking I know how far "800 feet" is 010
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Like they say about the Olympics, I think it also would be helpful to see some normal people try to land a 737 so I can appreciate how hard it is to do it well 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 11/06/2025A sign said the south TSA checkpoint had a 5 minute wait and the north TSA checkpoint had a 10 minute wait, so I went to the south one...and then I walked an extra 15 minutes through the terminal because my gate turned out to be literally the closest gate to the north TSA checkpoint 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 25/05/2025New York Times: "Short people got no reason to live" 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I decided to buy a mug that no one else would want to use 010
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Pope Francis isn't dead, y'all; it just sounds like that from the way the headline is phrased 000
Reposted by David Jordan Nestorstu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 10/03/2025What the fuck I just saw a triangle in real life I thought that was just some theoretical math shit in books 192
Reposted by David Jordan NestorK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 07/03/2025what idiot called him a somnambulist clown with a foot fetish and not honk shoo 5877
Reposted by David Jordan Nestorleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/03/2025guy in the 1920s putting a "i bought this before he went crazy" sticker on his Model T 83134861787
Reposted by David Jordan NestorJeff @gojeffgo.com · 21/02/2025Deep Vein Trombonesis is a pretty good name for a ska band. 2579
Reposted by David Jordan Nestorstu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 17/02/2025(taking a wrong turn and ending up in the Daytona 500) No one's letting me merge 0211
Reposted by David Jordan NestorJeff @gojeffgo.com · 12/02/2025Just saw THE new paddington movie, what is the BEst pARt.. I will DIvulge no spoilErS. 4465
Reposted by David Jordan Nestorinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/02/2025[IKEA-themed restaurant] Maître-d: is your table ready yet? 503369431
Reposted by David Jordan NestorQuest Abandoner @questabandoner.bsky.social · 05/02/2025When you finish varnishing the castle gate and see a battering ram crest yonder hill 211725
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 03/02/2025When I open a bag of Fritos, I wonder if my dog thinks, "OMG HE'S EATING FEET" 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Nothing more insulting than when I sit next to the air purifier and it kicks into high gear 010
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 24/01/2025New euphemism for masturbation just dropped 010
Reposted by David Jordan NestorJeremy D. Larson @jeremydlarson.bsky.social · 23/01/2025dude last night we arrived at the USPS Regional Destination Facility at like 2:04 a.m. and then at like 5:47 a.m.we departed the USPS Regional Destination Facility and started Moving Through the Network it was crazy 828543
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 24/01/2025What if barking is actually like laughing but we just don't get their humor 100
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I am once again asking if we can pretend "Bluesky" rhymes with "brewski" 000
Reposted by David Jordan NestorRyan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 19/01/2025lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home. 2527558014877
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 28/12/2024"Please remove any face coverings before donning a gas mask" is a new flight safety instruction that is probably related to an idiot 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Cowards! Let us sing in the movie theater! 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 13/11/2024New Orleans Square train station is finally open again, and I've never been happier 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Does anyone else pronounce Bluesky like it's a Russian surname? 122
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 19/10/2024It's funny that animals pee differently depending on sex but don't poop differently 000
Reposted by David Jordan NestorRoxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 19/10/2024One day, you're young and carefree & then you blink and you're suddenly one of those people that makes an involuntary throat noise whenever you get out of a chair 2366580
Reposted by David Jordan Nestorsinestorian @sinestor.bsky.social · 31/05/2024Remember MAGA… Where you go one… You go all. #WWG1WGA 022
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 13/12/2023It's rude that the "sickos" guy looks like me 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 29/11/2023In the bathroom, who decided that #1 was "#1" and #2 was "#2" and not the other way around? 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 28/11/2023When you say, "It's Giving Tuesday," I read it like, "This garment coming down the runway is giving 'Tuesday' vibes." 000
David Jordan Nestor @thenestor.bsky.social · 24/11/2023Remember to move the turkey from the freezer 020
