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Stewart Horn he/they

@thenakedpoet.bsky.social
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He/they/whatever. Musician, writer, poet, photographer, naturist, gay, married, campervanner, atheist, BN members. Proudly woke. My work may be mediocre but at least I'm human. I enjoy nature, travel, books, films, good food and wine, preferably naked.

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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 23m
Probably ten years after everyone else, I just read this. After a shaky start, I rather enjoyed it.
The book HEX by Thomas Olde Heuvelt.
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Elspeth Cooper @elspethcooper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, full stop.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unicorn Dana: “there is no ethical consumption of Harry Potter”
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I complained to the BBC about strictly-dolls-gate. Here's what I wrote. I've read from three independent sources that the editors of strictly come dancing edited footage of Bethany Antonia wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "protect the dolls."
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.scotsman.com/news/scottis...
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‘Fitting tribute to a man of peace’ - Statue of Nelson Mandela unveiled in Glasgow
First public monument of a named black person in Scotland
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Celebrate World Mental Health Day by stripping naked. It really does feel like discarding a lot of your baggage along with the clothes. Shame about the price of energy just now...
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August @augustw.net · 09/10/2026
The campaign was a success! 🥳 i’m so stoked to be able to share the full piece with you all! if you still want to pick up a copy, check out taplingzines.com for preorders!
a digital painting of a group of trans friends hanging out around a lake. they are all engaging with nature in different ways, from bird watching to frog catching. around the edge is a border of animals (and fungi) that highlight the diversity in nature, reflecting my own experience with finding acceptance and freedom through the natural world
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If Sadiq Khan is a trans ally, why is he allowing JK Rowling’s Harry Potter to take over the Christmas lights in Oxford Circus? Email him now and ask him to pull the plug on transphobia. goodlaw.social/e1ae3f
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Sadiq Khan: Pull the plug on transphobia
Tell the mayor of London to switch off JK Rowling’s Christmas lights
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Lady Kraken @cjhenderson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Delighted that my short story The Unfamiliar is part of this amazing collection. Can't wait for the launch this evening!
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Neil Williamson @neilwilliamson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Havering an anthology celebrating 40 years of the writing community that literally changed my life is launching at Fantasycon tomorrow. And there will be tablet.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very occasionally something on the internet makes me laugh. This did the trick.
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peter haverin morrison @remotecore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We're going to have a LOT of authors at the Fantasycon launch for Haverin? Who? Glad you asked! @cameronjohnston.bsky.social @rocksinspaaace.bsky.social @munchkinstein.bsky.social @elizachanwrites.bsky.social @donredwood.bsky.social and me :D Please share! #GSFWC40 #HAVERIN
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 05/10/2026
Spooky bird stories. My Halloween comic from 2024.
A comic titled Spooky Bird Stories. In panel 1, a turkey vulture is telling stories to other vultures, and it says, "She walked toward the source of the terrible smell. She got closer and closer, and then, to her horror, she saw... No dead body." A black vulture says "No!" and a turkey vulture says "Did someone already eat it??" In panel 2, a northern cardinal is telling a story to some songbirds. It says "They peered through the windows of the house at the gory scene. Zombies had smashed through the door in the night. The homeowner was dead. But worst of all... He hadn't refilled the feeders." An eastern bluebird says "Aaah!" and an American goldfinch says "It can't be!". In panel 3, A screech owl is telling a story to other owls. It says "And then the ghost fluffed itself up really big to appear scarier." A saw-whet owl gasps, and a long-eared owl says "Horrifying!". In panel 4, a downy woodpecker is telling a story to other woodpeckers, and says "The eerie sound rang through the dark woods. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. It was the distinctive two-part knock of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker. The species had returned from the dead... FOR REVENGE." A red-cockaded woodpecker says "Yesss".
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“LANDLORD IS NOT A JOB” Auckland, New Zealand, 2026 @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social
“LANDLORD IS NOT A JOB”, graffitied in white pen on the railing of a footbridge over Auckland’s Northwestern Motorway, between Arch Hill and Eden Terrace.
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Patrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, this is a delight. www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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Comedy wildlife photography award finalists 2026 – in pictures
A selection of the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards 2026 finalists – from a shortlist featuring a caiman wearing a wig, a leopard doing a handstand, a strutting white-tailed eagle and a polar bear appeari...
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peter haverin morrison @remotecore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This time next week the @gsfwc.bsky.social will be celebrating our 40th anniversary at @britfantasysoc.bsky.social Fantasycon, which is in Glasgow this year. The anthology Haverin has 43 stories by members, there will be more than 30 members at Fantasycon. britishfantasysociety.org/events-calen...
table of contents for haverin, a list of 40th authors names, against a background using the book cover image.a big box of books, all the anthology haverin, with art by jenni coutts showing a red haired woman sitting in a fairy ring, surrounded by wildness.
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Past Glasgow @pastglasgow.co.uk · 02/10/2026
A very special lady is celebrating her 80th birthday today. 80 years ago today, on 2 October 1946, the paddle steamer Waverley was launched at the A. & J. Inglis Pointhouse shipyard in Glasgow, where the River Kelvin meets the Clyde. 📷 Bob Dougans #Glasgow #history #waverley
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.
static.klipy.com
Salems Lot
Alt: A pale vampire floating outside a window scratching at the glass.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is a great collection.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If this doesn't make you want to read the whole series, there's something missing from your mind.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is brilliant. Click the ATTEND button, then maybe the "buy me a kofi" button.
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Dr. Aaron Thierry @thierryaaron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1/ People keep saying AI is inevitable. History disagrees. Plenty of technologies were called unstoppable, and societies stopped them or shrank them down to a niche. A thread 🧵
evitable
adjective
uk  /ˈev.ɪ.tə.bəl/ us  /ˈev.ə.t̬ə.bəl/

able to be avoided or prevented:
He believes that world war is evitable.
Inevitable suffering due to persecution is to be distinguished from evitable sickness.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I read a lot of scary books, and this one by @georgemonbiot.bsky.social certainly fitted the bill. #neoliberalism
An e-reader with the cover of THE INVISIBLE DOCTRINE, The Secret History of Neoliberalism by George Monbiot and Peter Hutchison.
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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 23/09/2026
GUYS I HAVE CREATED THE WORLDS WORST UNBOXING VIDEO! There is nothing polished and filtered and uh...well-groomed about this one. It's the realio dealio
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🔥 This video is approaching 1 million views collectively across social media. Pretty please use this tool to write to your MP - whoever they are - it all counts. And then share this link everywhere to family, friends, groups —> www.europeanmovement.co.uk/contact-mp-a...
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I found out this morning if a Spanish person says "estás como un queso," they're saying you're sexy. Literally, "You're like a cheese." Spanish idioms are hilarious, but I expect English ones sound just as silly to the rest of the world. #spanish #español #idioms
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Stop Funding Heat @stopfundingheat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Talk Radio just lashed out grumpily over @dpcarrington.bsky.social's excellent Guardian article detailing their wild inaccuracies on climate change, which we were v happy to feed into... Here's the piece, which Talk *probably* don't want you to read or share... www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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From ‘psyops’ to ‘hysterical hysteria’: how GB News and Talk TV lost their cool in the heatwaves
Thousands of heat-related deaths in record-breaking temperatures appeared to only intensify hosts’ climate denials
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is appropriate to share every day. A fabulous book.
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Matthew Stewart @roguestrands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A new batch of books has now reached me and they're all itching to find a reader, clamouring for me to slip them into an envelope and post them off, ready to be devoured. Would you like to lend them a helping hand?! 😜 If so, just drop me a DM and I'll sort out your signed copy for you...
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've read this and it's excellent. Deal also available on kobo. www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
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Withered Hill ebook by David Barnett - Rakuten Kobo
Read "Withered Hill A dark and unsettling British folk horror novel" by David Barnett available from Rakuten Kobo. 'A terrific, unexpected twist' Guardian 'Withered Hill is the ultimate nightmare dest...
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There's a cute little story of mine in this. It's a lovely folk tale I'm sure people will enjoy. But don't let that put you off - there are some brilliant writers here.
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CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 17/09/2026
the feral chaos will be strong with this event
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Heather Valentine @hexthervvv.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Come to the launch of the anthology I'm an editor on! It's been a real labour of love from everyone involved to put together over 40 stories from members new and old of our local writers' group.
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Neil Williamson @neilwilliamson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you're in Glasgow on October 2nd you definitely want to get along to this. The Shape Of Monsters is such a magical book, and CL Hellisen is a star!
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So, Govanhill is the fifth coolest place to live in the world. What do you think, weegies? www.timeout.com/travel/coole...
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The 40 coolest neighbourhoods in the world in 2026
Time Out’s annual ranking has landed. Did your neighbourhood make the cut?
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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This will be a really good book, and a great fun event. It's worth attending for the tablet alone, and you'll get to meet some rather excellent authors. #glasgow #waterstones
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Boring stuff, naked. Trigger warning for male genitals and bottom. #gardening #naturism #trimmingmybush
A naked man with a spade in a half dug garden.A naked man cutting a hedge
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#pareidolia #minion
A small chopping board with two empty tealight holders. With the space for the handle it looks like a surprised minion.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
From Reddit. This is lovely. www.reddit.com/r/gay/s/0na8...
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From the gay community on Reddit: My first (gay) mural 🧡 "On s'en ballet couilles"
Explore this post and more from the gay community
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
news.stv.tv/west-central...
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Memorial quilt honouring those who died from AIDS goes on display
The quilt is a tribute to the hundreds of people who have died from AIDS in the UK
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you for ordering things on my birthday. Etsy has messaged me to say I’ve sold exactly 400 items. I hate even numbers so feel free to order something else. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
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Marswasrubbish - Etsy
Shop Prints of monsters, stuff, things and perky horrors by Marswasrubbish located in Edinburgh, United Kingdom.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Walking round Norwich today with the camera in monochrome mode. #photography #streetphotography #nikon #nikonzfc #monochrome
Lots of shiny metal dishes reflecting the daylight, in monochrome A couple in a restaurant, taken through the window from outside. The moustachioed man is pouring a drink and the woman sitting opposite is staring at something on the table.A monochrome picture of a corner of a pub, with a wine bottle and two glasses and a splendid standard lamp.A coffee van in the street. There's a man sitting just in front and a man who looks vaguely south Asian standing off to one side.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible Biffy Gyro
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First tier advance marketing.
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Stewart Horn he/they @thenakedpoet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone on a naturist feed just complained about being blocked for using AI for images. I commented that AI is fundamentally unethical, and they blocked me. #naturism #aisucks
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Amal El-Mohtar @amalelmohtar.com · 09/09/2026
Just learned that Category Is Books, a lovely queer bookshop in Glasgow, has been targeted by transphobic violence, & is fundraising to cover the costs of a smashed window & roller shutters. I hate that they have to do this & would love to see them meet their goal.
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!, organized by Category Is Books
For the past eight years, Category Is Books has been able to comfortably oper… Category Is Books needs your support for Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!
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