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Clementine🍊

@thementine.bsky.social
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Futch loverboy, Klingon apologist, Agender scoundrel. 30, NSFW, grown folk only (21+) they/he

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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you haven't seen Jonathan Glazer's chocolate commercial, you owe it to yourself
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
happy 2 year anniversary to maybe the hottest picture of me in existence: a proof of negative covid test thirst trap for @b1oodflowers.bsky.social birthday play party
a low angle shot of Clem from the thighs to the nose. they hold their cropped lavender sweatshirt in their teeth revealing side/under boob and a visible dick print peeking out from underneath the grip of their ringed, veiny hand. light catches on his soft stomach just above a negative rapid covid test tucked in the waistband of his navy boxers.
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Absolutely, your alt IDs can include humor, as long as youre employing it to actually describe what is in the image. But if I catch you using the alt ID solely to make your lil jokey jokes or for horny nonsense captions I'm manifesting snakes in your fucking house.
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
it's a thick beautiful world out there, and I'm just livin in it ✨🧡🙂‍↕️
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
whoa.... well this is going to add a layer to kink musings/plans now. I'm going to be turning over "klingon kink" in my brain for weeks now.
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gob @glassgob.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
pre-twilight mirage tender/open for @milkybootscomix.bsky.social 🥺❤️ #friendsatthetable #secretsamol
Digital illustration of Tender Sky and Open Metal from Friends at the Table: Twilight Mirage. Open is sitting on the floor and Tender sits on the balls of her feet, straddling Open’s legs. They’re holding hands and looking at each other lovingly. They’re wearing long, white priest gowns which pool on the floor around them. In the corner is a chibi illustration of them both smiling and doing peace signs.
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404 Media @404media.co · 05/03/2026
SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester
A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...
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lilly @tangleofgold.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
happy secret samol to @obcerd.bsky.social who asked for a compilation or examination of phrygian’s forms! thanks for the great prompt, i had such a great time embroidering these! #secretsamol #friendsatthetable
four small embroidery hoops, each embroidered on gray fabric with a different form of phrygian from friends at the table, on a light blue background with dark green with thread tangled underneath. the top left hoop shows phrygian as the inky and billowing deck seven on fort icebreaker. the top right shows phrygian’s envoy form, decked out in their party outfit and including their PHRYGIAN party glasses. the bottom left hoop shows phrygian’s war form, perched on top of a building about to use their buccal outpocket. the bottom right shows phrygian as a studio apartment, complete with breakfast nook and mood bookshelf.
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ttto @ttto-ok.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
pickman! for the gift exchange #secretsamol for theorangewitch
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
my heart, they're all so sweet!!!
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The last panel!!! They look so good! 🧡
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The 8th pageee oouugghhh 😭💞 Everything about this is incredible
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Gary J Kings 🎮🎞️ Game Trailer Maker @garyjkings.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Included in this zip file are my two parallel sequel edits of Rankin/Bass' Return of the King (1980), each paired with a different album by legendary Japanese metal band Boris. Dark Gary Edition - Boris - Absolutego Light Gary Edition - Boris - Flood Here's a clip from the Light Gary Edit:
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Gary J Kings 🎮🎞️ Game Trailer Maker @garyjkings.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
THE HOBBIT (1977): DOPESMOKER EDITION A fan edit by me that pairs the beloved Rankin/Bass animated Hobbit movie with the legendary sounds of Sleep's collosal single track album DOPESMOKER. Get it here: drive.google.com/file/d/16tci...
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Related, I should be able to filter reviews based on whether or not the reviewer is white 🙄
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I should be able to leave two reviews on storygraph. One that's actually a review of the book and one that explains to would-be readers that the other reviewers are simply too stupid and/or racist to get it. #blackbooksky
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marissa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
Henry Cuellar (Texas), Tom Suozzi (New York), Vicente Gonzalez (Texas), Laura Gillen (New York), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Washington), Jared Golden (Maine), and Don Davis (North Carolina)
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
hmmmmm. Is it post bush pic thirst traps on BS today friends? 🤔
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
IM SAYING!!!
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 07/11/2025
Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
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Jennie Kermode @jenniekermode.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Baha and Samaa are doing their best to insulate their new home in Gaza City. Donations are helping to make it more liveable. They have a proper toilet for the first time in months gofund.me/db56c7ce3 @mommunism.bsky.social @lexialex.bsky.social @slimyswampghost.bsky.social #MutualAid #SkyAid #Gaza 🍉
A Palestinian man perches on a stepladder at one end of a long room, attaching plastic to the walls. The ceiling is bare concrete and there is rubble and dust on the floor.
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JazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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🩸 𝔣𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔫 🩸 @fall0nxx.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
🩸 𝔳𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔫 𝔰𝔬𝔥𝔬 𝔥𝔬𝔲𝔰𝔢 🩸
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Shiksa Baby @shiksababy.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
COMMUNION with @houseofdebauchery.bsky.social 🍷
three still images: 1st shiksa dangling a rosary between her open legs, 2nd sam groping shiksa's ass cheeks to reveal a butt plug, and 3rd shiksa leans back on sam's cock as the rosary falls from her mouth. still images are from a soon to be released scene with shiksa and sam spade 'communion'. available on all fan sites.
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
couldn't relate to my friends' interests in mommy dommes until entering a fulltime, lifestyle dynamic with my app usage/blocker app. she's the firm, calm, discerning hand I never new I needed.
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
sat at the nexus of severe touch-avoidance, a desire/fear of being known, and an understanding that the only way to increase my confidence/competence is by trusting my more experienced peers to walk through this with me. I'd rather play in traffic than face this.
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
im printing the second one out to keep in my wallet, actually
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
having dreams where all your teeth fall out is fucked up, but why are mine specifically about wearing my retainer *making* them fall out?? how is that fair!
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
flagging & masking is the hottest thing in the world. shouts out to the gays at the architectural salvage and all the covid realist sluts in the world ✨🧡
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I'll check it out on my lunch break!
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Sooooo we can only buy prints in person or is there a link or??? 👀
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Refining my own masochism by reading reviews of my favorite author on Storygraph
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
really fucked up that I have to work a job when I could be fishing or watching fishing tip videos or perusing tackle shops for supplies to take fishing
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
damn a dude can't even get a twink to slonk his shit silly at the Eraserhead drive-in anymore, what is this world coming to 😔
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Some weird dismissive responses from people who’ve never had to present hundreds of pages of documents, face interrogation by suspicious officials, pay exorbitant fees & face prospects you’ll be preemptively rejected anyway when wanting to travel for like 3 days to a foreign white country.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
🚨 PHILLY VS. ICE 🚨 Five of our neighbors were kidnapped by ICE today. Folks have called for an *emergency protest* at the Federal Detention Center at 700 Arch St. beginning at 4pm. Come prepared, mask up, stay safe, raise hell. Let’s give these fascist monsters a real Philly welcome 🧊
RAGE AGAINST ICE
EMERGENCY ACTION
5 People KIDNAPPED today by ICE
SOLIDARITY with our community!
SOLIDARITY with LA!
ALL OUT TO THE FEDERAL DETENTION CENTER
June 10th
700 Arch Street
4pm start, Flood the streets ALL NIGHT
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
when people ask me what it's like visiting my family in Michigan I'm going to show them 1 picture of me fishing, 1 picture of me embracing my family, 1 picture of a snapping turtle laying eggs at the sportsmans club, 1 picture of a beautiful sunset, and 5 pictures of guns
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
genuinely in crisis because I can't remember the name of my pet snails from 2020
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
danced, sang karaoke, pet several stray cats, and bought trans leather VHS porn. this party really checked all the boxes for me tbh
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I'm stunned.... 🤢
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Right!! It's genuinely got some of my favorite visual & sound choices of anything currently running.
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
🍅🍅🍅
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Finally watching the Severance finale. God I love diegetic scoring.
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Clementine🍊 @thementine.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If I had a dollar for every time a man interrupted my solo skate sesh.... Something takes over them when they see a baddie minding their own business and enjoying themselves.
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