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@thembofication.bsky.social
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ʕ⁎̯͡⁎currently seated for goonage// Gwenyth paltrow’s alter ego

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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got drunk last night but no healings really occurred
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Margaret Wartime @garbageparty.online · 31/08/2026
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
thinking about the time I was stoned at work and weirded out Omar Apollo
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
so I’ve chatted with him on Grindr and, he’s actually kind af and is bullied quite often on there…. Because of a misunderstanding him and a service worker had that went viral
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Darrien @rodestar.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bloomfs are vanishing, we have to investigate
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
hey guys what does “sex” mean? i’ve seen quite a few posts about it and im confused
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liz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 01/08/2026
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Who still here😭
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aaron @imaaronrobert.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
horsegirl
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The way they’re lowkey the same person
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 14/06/2026
Eric Michael Garcia • @ericmgarcia.... • 1h This may get me canceled on Bluesky. But folks don't realize the chaos and madness that McConnell kept at bay. Folks here may not realize it, but they'll miss him when he's gone.
(And Republicans will miss Pelosi when she's gone).
A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY BULLSHIT
MITCH MCCONNELL
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Reuters• @reuters.com • 3h
Senator Mitch McConnell hospitalized on Sunday morning, spokesperson says reut.rs/4vaPTLdSenator Mitch McConnell hospitalized on Sunday morning, spokesperson says
U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell
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Eric Michael Garcia • @ericmgarcia.bsky.social
Let me put it this way: Imagine a Senate where Ted Cruz is the adult in the room.
Because that's where we're headed.
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1 saveDo liberals ever tire of their parliamentary cretinism and nostalgia for "responsible" Republicans that produced the current situation? Do they even understand what they say and believe? One wonders
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Who up
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My grandmother (circa 1978) living her best life at the trade center who was in an open relationship at the time with my grandfather who just came out as bi so she went to look for a piece of trade for him
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the sexual tension between me and this fat mustached Italian man across from me who is the only other person in this boarding gate… come over
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
this wholesome queer family I could cry
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
gun to your butt name a dick
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My dad took steroids, cheated on his wife, and killed himself and soon I will pass on the family tradition
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jakey @jakey.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
mimi <3 🥹
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✨Glam✨ (but Beaw) @glamdoodle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
somebody already got the fan edit ready for her bsky.app/profile/them...
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spooky dio @satyronmars.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
we need a quad check
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
history repeats itself
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i’m interested in all that isn’t known to me
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harpy @shiftingvisage.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Jennifer's body is doomed yuri
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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harpy @shiftingvisage.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
that moment when you have no future so you get into making content
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
streaming resident evil 2 tonight so need to start using all my socials
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harpy @shiftingvisage.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
you guys are laughing. i’m enlightened by uriel and you guys are laughing.
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
i just did this
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
this + butt plug in while sleeping I just experienced the best nap of my life
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
me at the traumatic experience store
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
this cast….
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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
No shade but it gets better when we make it better
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Bi monthly opening of Bluesky
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Mpreg…. Mormons are always the freakiest bitches in the room
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Chile
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Jensen from Dodge City @petworthot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Eat muh butt
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harpy @shiftingvisage.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
gainerbob tightpants
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Bluesky where the 🍃 at
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I am about tooooo hhhhh ouuuu I am about to set a boundary
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Addison Rae singing “Life is no fun through clear waters” insinuating that it’s ok to perhaps shit on the dick just a little is the queer art we should be protecting and coming together to celebrate
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