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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

No shade but it gets better when we make it better

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Love when a restaurant has “food and drinks” that’s exactly what I’m talking aboutttttt

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Gay guy on a Sunday evening: I can’t believe I have to work tomorrow and I’m gay

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

ICE agents are not worthy of love, community or forgiveness and if you are related to one you should disown them publicly

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

I am liking Instagram ads containing men’s asses without purchasing the product as a radical act of queer self determination and an affront to pink capitalism.

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Slack “away” message idea: Suckin on my titties like you wanted me calling me all the time like blondie

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Happy cock year ❤️ year of the fire cock ❤️

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Bent down to pick up my basket on the floor of the grocery store but the nasal pressure made me sneeze and my entire back cracked and I blacked out for like 5 seconds

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

[typing with only my left hand] I’m more leftist than you

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

My mom said she’s not overweight, she’s a “foodie”

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Experiencing human connection amidst societal collapse >>

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

I heart music I heart water I heart music water

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Something about this dying Asian grocery feels like a MeowWolf exhibit… Where’s the portal that leads me to a factory

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

Here’s how Kamala can still win:

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Democrats have a humiliation kink

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Going to the gym even though I want to die instead

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

I’m the biggest star at this Chinese family buffet bar

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

SNAP benefits being suspended indefinitely before the holiday season is gonna backfire 🙏 You can make people sick, houseless, and broke… but you do not fuck with people’s food. They’ll have truly nothing left to lose

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Not depressed, but I’m getting depushed down destairs

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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

I would like to start having fun again

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

When humans don’t kill each other >

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

The overwhelming temptation to burn my entire life in Austin down again and restart in a new city for the 6th time

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Guillermo is lowkey del Toro with this Frankenstein remake

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Okay so the Rock Hudson documentary is required viewing by all of you homosexuals who follow me okay essays due on my desk by Monday thank you

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Getting vegan food with a bisexual before going to the protest, darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Yes I’m going to the protest no it’s not gonna give us healthcare or stop mass shootings yes it’s the least I can do with what I have today no I will not be scared yes I will be safe no I am not wearing an inflatable suit yes I’m bringing my phone no im not stupid yes my ass is fat

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Gonna be gay in a public space again today

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Kind of in this situation where I love my life and my body and my “career” and my house and my cat and my friends and family and there isn’t a man in my bed terrorizing my mental health but still lowkey depressed in a gay millennial buzzfeed sort of way

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clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Chicken son or fish daughter

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Blue sky more like grey sky (it’s cloudy rn)

clintoris @clintoris.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

My landlord watching a 6’3” 285 lb man leave my house this morning

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No bro i don’t want to get “shake shack” from inside of a train station with you but hmu tmrw

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I have the most beautiful life I’ve ever had and good people find me wherever I go due to my warm hands and comforting gaze. You love me because I show you who you are. you want permission to be loved and I give it without expectation of a return

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Faith without works is lowkey dead 😭

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No one else on this plane to New York City knows I’m going to New York City