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Rhett Rhapsody

@scarfacegooner.bsky.social
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Chicago Nightlife’s Kookiest Underdog 🕺🏽 Goonpop Singer 👨🏽‍🎤 Whitino 🇵🇷 Actually 30 👨🏻 MDNI 🙅‍♂️ music.apple.com/us/artist/rhett-rha…

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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 3h
the neighbor’s brother came home in a box, but, he wanted to go, so, maybe it was his fault?
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 3h
not really the intention of the song but happy to help
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 18h
swear to God this new season of AHS turning me into her this is bullshit girl
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 21h
DANCING WITH MY GIRLS ONLY HAVING 2 DRINKS THEN LEAVING
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 23h
did you know that you can win at pool through manifestation
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just saw a group of friends who all looked like the kids from Adults I love Logan Square
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JMSN Soft Spot playing at this bar ohhh girl I almost forgot about this jam
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
let’s jump into hell with mama (and she’s played by Sarah Paulson)
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
stepping out tonight
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this season of AHS is so fucking stupid
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
FROTtober
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ok who wanna be my keyholder and take me to the pumpkin patch
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it’s Overthrow the Government October! (in Minecraft)
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
let’s alternate between shivering and sweating with papa
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just found out that purple is an optical illusion…? what the hell
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
absolutely gun to my head cannot find my cock cage and tomorrow is locktober
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have broken 3 hand bones in the past 2 years and I never get them properly treated so my shit kinda mangled
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
raining all workday so I’m getting paid to sit in a trailer and scroll phone and hit vape and have boner
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
clock me down, when September ends…
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
frottage is such a funny term to me like hey can we make our dicks be French for a bit
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cannot wait for Halloween every slutty hot gay guy I know is putting on a Spider-Man suit most of them buying one for the first time which makes it hotter
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one thing I love is a rainy fall morning
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so fucking funny y’all 😭
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slayyyter I’m Actually Kinda Famous in a Taco Bell commercial Lorde help us all 😭
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
memory is so funny bc you can be genuinely going through something horrific at the time of an event and still look back on that event extremely fondly
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love Australian ppl my Aussie friend just said to me yeah I only get paid every fortnight 😭
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the frottage emoji 🪵
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
and if this is the end… I want a boyfriend 😔
me in cowboy gear eating blue ice cream in front of a teal door at GearBlast
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they said I was bad, and I’ll show them what bad girls do 🩵
Hunter Biden cracked out drinking a White Claw in a sensory deprivation tank, cyan lighting my direct recreation of Hunter Biden cracked out drinking a White Claw in a sensory deprivation tank, cyan lighting
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ONE MORE TIME WE GONNA CELEBRATE OH YEAH ALRIGHT DON’T STOP THE GAGGIN
last chance to nominate me, Rhett Rhapsody, for Most Delusional and Fashion Disaster in this year’s Gaggys
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow
beautiful picture of the full harvest moon over Lake Michigan
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I live here
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
love when shows like Family Guy and Always Sunny parody something from like 1965 like yassss I totally get this reference haha :)
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
maybe I was onto something a year ago…
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the moon: I feel so close to you right now, issa forcefield…
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
oh and btw everybody make sure to go look at the moon tonight
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
AHS is just SpongeBob now
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me listening to those jazz rhythms as someone who has never understood what ppl mean when they say jazz is mathematical: OHHHHHH interesting
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
girl these Hyde Park Jazz Festival acts are not fucking around omg
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cyan is such a bewitching color… is it green or is it blue? surprise bitch it’s neither bc it’s both
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that Taylor Swift Cleveland song idc I think it’s sweet… the uplifting rhythm caused me to drive 60 in a 40 yesterday and get pulled over bc I got a lil excited.
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thinking about when ex-bestie swore on her dead dog’s grave she was telling the truth and the next day her new dog dug up its skull…
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
who wanna romanticize rural Illinois with me
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have discovered a very beautiful town in Illinois
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Float Tank host cute as hell whoa
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there’s no way I just saw a prep commercial where they used Ciara’s 1 2 Step but made it 1 2 Prep…
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
umm Tyler Posey gimmesummadat Tyler PUSSY
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
randomly fell asleep for 6 hours and had horrible nightmares…?
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Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
neighboomf spontaneously invited me over for Italian food and this crazy mixture of red wine and vodka now I’m in my apartment alone feeling wild
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