Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 3hthe neighbor’s brother came home in a box, but, he wanted to go, so, maybe it was his fault? 170
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 3hnot really the intention of the song but happy to help 020
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 18hswear to God this new season of AHS turning me into her this is bullshit girl 040
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 21hDANCING WITH MY GIRLS ONLY HAVING 2 DRINKS THEN LEAVING 060
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 23hdid you know that you can win at pool through manifestation 040
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026just saw a group of friends who all looked like the kids from Adults I love Logan Square 140
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026JMSN Soft Spot playing at this bar ohhh girl I almost forgot about this jam 010
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026let’s jump into hell with mama (and she’s played by Sarah Paulson) 050
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026God this season of AHS is so fucking stupid 150
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026ok who wanna be my keyholder and take me to the pumpkin patch 131
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it’s Overthrow the Government October! (in Minecraft) 040
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026let’s alternate between shivering and sweating with papa 061
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just found out that purple is an optical illusion…? what the hell 150
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026absolutely gun to my head cannot find my cock cage and tomorrow is locktober 150
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have broken 3 hand bones in the past 2 years and I never get them properly treated so my shit kinda mangled 140
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026raining all workday so I’m getting paid to sit in a trailer and scroll phone and hit vape and have boner 190
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026frottage is such a funny term to me like hey can we make our dicks be French for a bit 180
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026cannot wait for Halloween every slutty hot gay guy I know is putting on a Spider-Man suit most of them buying one for the first time which makes it hotter 050
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this season of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is so fucking funny y’all 😭 130
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Slayyyter I’m Actually Kinda Famous in a Taco Bell commercial Lorde help us all 😭 090
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026memory is so funny bc you can be genuinely going through something horrific at the time of an event and still look back on that event extremely fondly 160
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love Australian ppl my Aussie friend just said to me yeah I only get paid every fortnight 😭 050
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026and if this is the end… I want a boyfriend 😔 1160
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they said I was bad, and I’ll show them what bad girls do 🩵 1393
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ONE MORE TIME WE GONNA CELEBRATE OH YEAH ALRIGHT DON’T STOP THE GAGGIN 062
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026love when shows like Family Guy and Always Sunny parody something from like 1965 like yassss I totally get this reference haha :) 060
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the moon: I feel so close to you right now, issa forcefield… 092
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026oh and btw everybody make sure to go look at the moon tonight 1110
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me listening to those jazz rhythms as someone who has never understood what ppl mean when they say jazz is mathematical: OHHHHHH interesting 130
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026girl these Hyde Park Jazz Festival acts are not fucking around omg 260
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026cyan is such a bewitching color… is it green or is it blue? surprise bitch it’s neither bc it’s both 0182
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like that Taylor Swift Cleveland song idc I think it’s sweet… the uplifting rhythm caused me to drive 60 in a 40 yesterday and get pulled over bc I got a lil excited. 010
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026thinking about when ex-bestie swore on her dead dog’s grave she was telling the truth and the next day her new dog dug up its skull… 060
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026who wanna romanticize rural Illinois with me 140
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have discovered a very beautiful town in Illinois 130
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026there’s no way I just saw a prep commercial where they used Ciara’s 1 2 Step but made it 1 2 Prep… 030
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026randomly fell asleep for 6 hours and had horrible nightmares…? 130
Rhett Rhapsody @scarfacegooner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026neighboomf spontaneously invited me over for Italian food and this crazy mixture of red wine and vodka now I’m in my apartment alone feeling wild 1110