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@ummgian.bsky.social
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the idea of buying a pug is so insanely repulsive to me like cool man you got a dog that can’t breathe. cool! super cool! you BOUGHT a dog that can’t breathe!
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nicole kidman song the worst tiktok slop ever made like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
azealia banks being israel’s n.1 supporter is so predictable like of course she’s gonna do that. kinda boring if you ask me
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
day 5 no weed, i can’t see through walls anymore and the sounds of God are muffled now
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it still baffles me that real human beings use AI on a daily basis
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
me doing onlyfans on the side is so.. 😭😭😭😭
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
open liquor bottle in one hand, my other hand on the steering wheel… life is good
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
guys i feel so good all the time wtffff
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
drake scares me so much in the sense that he’s gonna do something very weird in the coming years we just don’t know when
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this song blows most tracks on brat out of the water effortlessly like lmfao brat so ass
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Ily2 by Charli xcx on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 3:16
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i’m so fucking bored when do the funny tweets come out
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
why is it still hot out man
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
day 2 of no weed, i’m super angry, anxious and panicky.
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ran out of ouid
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Sad Monkey Sighs on Couch
ALT: Sad Monkey Sighs on Couch
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
all i wanted to qrt was to say “that shit has got to be edited” but i guess someone wants to circlejerk to the nth degree
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tweeting here feels like shouting into a deep dark hole
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
arrested development lowkey funny asfffffff
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
called Him on facetime again 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ whatever he didn’t answer… fuck. 🙄😒😒
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
kirk that one time
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i’m lowkey pretty hi right now oh hello
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
guys i’m watching aladdin. u KNOW jasmines dad is boiled and oiled 100% Maximum Quality Silk.
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"ANOTHER SELFIE? 2 DAYS IN A ROW?! WHATS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!" -my pathetic audience. macbook selfies legit the epitome of technology, we need not go further.
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
and yes i did post the same selfie on my ig story and bluesky for your information.
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
me at the spotted dick store and they’re out:
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gaymes bond @tdutwo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ummgian should have a sleepover with us in his apartment in New York and I am literally in tears at the thought of how cute and cute this idea is, just imagine it, talk about our feelings, depression, anxiety, mental illness 🥺🥺 @ummgian.bsky.social pls love u
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
me when i’m trade: waiiit im lowkey tradeeeeee
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
two of my friends saying i look trade ohhh yall not readyyy 😘😘
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
cock cock dick, all the adults are playing this sexed up version of duck duck goose!
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
why my dih hurt
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drew drop @drewdrop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can't wait to take sleeping pills and drink all semester
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my life was so amazing and beautiful today
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me when i found out the bear isn’t an hbo show with full on sex scenes about a gay bear
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Broken Heart Aesthetic Compilation
ALT: Broken Heart Aesthetic Compilation
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
guy who just got a buzzcut: omg not me being bald eye-
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
went to the chop store and they chopped me
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gaymes bond @tdutwo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ummgian we need to be friends period hands down everything
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
what’s that one touhou song? with the black and white silhouette video?
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
today feels explosive, like crazy
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Dan 🧸 @vinyldanyl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Really girl...? @drlaurelyanny.bsky.social
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me if i don’t like the way the buzzcut looks in 10 min
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
TAYBLE FKFKFLFLFP
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Maryanne Chisholm Laughing Hilariously
ALT: Maryanne Chisholm Laughing Hilariously
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
in my game? jason is gay.
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
BATH TAKINGS IS NOW OMFGGG
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Happy Dog with Flower Crown
ALT: Happy Dog with Flower Crown
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i heard you share a room with 16 creatives and you’re paying 1.5k for it
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
guys. guess what? i’m getting a buzzcut boots
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
should’ve been named tayble swiftler
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gian @ummgian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
why’d she gag as fuck on this one 😭😭😭😭😭
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Silver Cross by Charli xcx on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:28
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