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Jessica McHugh

@thejessmchugh.bsky.social
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✨ discontent creator ✨ desk demigod @ blue crab tattoo/piercing ✨ muse for hire, friendo for free msha.ke/mchughniverse

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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Jeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I have 4 more creatures left available at my Big Cartel shop! jeremycreature.bigcartel.com
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Down winding wooded pathways, Through the autumn-sodden fog, Beyond ailing realms of men With their daily slump and slog, She feasts upon the skyline, Prizing every added ounce. It takes a hungry woman To become a haunted house. #wip Jessica McHugh 9/25/25
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I’m an unmerciful editor, a write drunk/edit sober, killyourdahlings girlie who’s trying to cut as much as possible from this book, but I also really like this joke.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I’ve been playing around with spooky poems to recite at a local Halloween event & I swear shoving this book of spec-fic lady poetry from the 1920s-1950s between my thighs is completely unrelated.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
👋🌭You looked like you were craving Hotdogs.
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Bob Pastorella @bobpastorella.com · 16/09/2025
We had a blast chatting with Ryan, and I'm sure you will have a blast listening to the conversation!
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Brian Keene @briankeene.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Today is release day for @urbancik.bsky.social's URBANCIK: A MEMOIR, which, unlike most memoirs, contains chapters written by myself, @marysangiovanni.bsky.social, @nytebird45.bsky.social, @mikeoliveri.bsky.social and more. Never been a book quite like this. Paperback and eBook. amzn.to/4nzPLRf
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Urbancik: A Memoir
Urbancik: A Memoir [Urbancik, John] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Urbancik: A Memoir
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This feather is A wandering mattress The down is flying And collecting Fifty years hence Like a haunted nest FEAST, jbm
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Lotta dark magic going on right now 🤨 #blackoutpoetry #mchughniverse #thesecretgarden #punchnazis
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Take me back to this fang-out hang-out, making cool stuff with my drool fluff. 🥰
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Emily Hare @emilyhare.com · 10/09/2025
It's my birthday!! I'm 49 - how did that happen? I would LOVE it if you could share or follow my art for my birthday, that would be a brilliant gift! Thank you everyone who follows and comments, it is such a great place here! 49 feels ace btw. #artshare #birthday #watercolour www.emilyhare.co.uk
huge dragon (only the head visible) resting in a body of water in a forest. Lots of vines and tree branches dangling down, a stream running over its head and a great white egret taking off from the water next to it. a mermaid with a pink tail resting on a rock and leaning back on her hands as her tail comes out of the water. In the background is a lagoon and some cliffs and further back the hint of a waterfalla precarious tall hill with a wizard's house sitting on top of it with a wisp of smoke coming out of the chimney. It is dusk and all the windows are yellow with the light from inside. a large winged blue dragon prepares to land on a nest with two baby blue dragons waiting in the nest for their dinner.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What are you for but to make your awesome din & march through the apartment like a beautiful animal? (FEAST, an erotic horror blackout poetry collection inspired by Wuthering Heights)
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕖𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕥 I am a !abyrinth of !iterature trashy s!ang & disrespectfu! exc!amation points (The Quiet Ways I Destroy You)
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Sound Guy: I’m just gonna secure your mic a little better. You seem like a mover. Jess: Oh I’m a mover *and* a shaker, baby.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Tonight I’m doing a rad book/film-related thing that’s totally in my wheelhouse at a wonderful place that both soothes my soul & makes my heart sing with inspirado joy, so of course I’m shitting my damnhellass pants in terror.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Regarding Trump’s failing health, 5 out of 5 doctors recommend not raping children. When someone explicitly ignores medical advice for years & years & years, I mean, what else can you do but hope the pain ends quickly?🤷‍♀️
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
a tempest of passion flew at their trouble & turned into a real pretty night. (FEAST, erotic horror blackout poetry in 3 Acts, inspired by Wuthering Heights )
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 27/08/2025
Top tip: if a creative person does something you really like, you are at liberty to tell them so. There are excellent odds that you will make their day.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Not gonna lie, I killed a lot of fictional people today. Just over here with my celebrado Story Hat doubling as a mourning veil as I pour one out for the bunnies. 😭
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
✨I’m so proud of myself✨ but also 🔥Haha I beat you motherfucker🔥
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I just can’t help myself 🥰
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Been editing nonstop & I’m so so close to the end of this novel. If I do nothing else, I could def finish today. Instead I’m gonna see “The Naked Gun” & “Weapons” w/ my husband who just got home from a work trip. “So so close” will still be there after a radtacular day w/ my best friend. 🥰
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
🥷💗🍆🎢🎥🔫🏖️
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the woman is wearing a leopard print jacket and red earrings .
ALT: the woman is wearing a leopard print jacket and red earrings .
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🌙Evil Sonny Ross🌞 @sonnyross.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
A4 prints, edition of 100 signed and numbered All proceeds go toward me trying to hire Morpheus to help us sort all this out www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
A floral arrangement illustration with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed, cursed hand with too many fingers
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Thank you everyone who came to the Frederick library tonight! You all were wonderful. And thank you to @thejessmchugh.bsky.social for being a terrific conversation partner and a wonderful friend 🖤 and to Curious Iguana for hosting us!
Hailey Piper and Jessica McHugh, both as beautiful and terrible as the sea, talking about The End of the World As We Know It
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
It’s been 84 years…🌭
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I wonder if the sandwich thrown at the Gesloppo in DC had the traditional BLT ingredients of Bacon, Lettuce, & Trump Definitely Raped All Those Children.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
A client asked what I was eating while I was snacking on leftover beef stew at work, & I swear my brother’s soul entered my body, because this is what I said:
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I don’t know how to apologize enough for being this cool. 🙏 I truly wish there was a solution. ( @ghoulish.bsky.social / @madnessheartpress.bsky.social )
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V.Castro @vlatinalondon.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I went into more detail over on TikTok (vcastrobooks) AND YouTube (VCastroBooks) Might do a part 2 on how it all happened.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Rebecca Malone: she might be ✨MOTHER✨ but you’ll thank your lucky mahjong tiles she’s not YOUR mother. (The Train Derails in Boston / @ghoulish.bsky.social)
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Tis the season for parents who promised their children piercings before the new school year but dragged their feet setting up an appointment until the week before school (which has been fully booked for weeks) to blame me, guilt me, & beg for special treatment because they fucked up.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
The weirdest thing about Donald Trump’s desire to deploy the National Guard in DC is that he repeatedly raped children with his close friends Jeffrey Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I often write/edit while watching movies/tv, but I’m sorry to report that the summer I spent learning French at a day camp didn’t prepare me to frequently have my head down during “Étoile.”
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Sweaty dollar for your thoughts 💅
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Being a 40+ writer in perimenopause is seeing the word “fulcrum” in your MS & thinking, “I know what that word means, right? I chose it, so I must know. But do I?Is that the word I want? I’ll look it up.” (looks it up) “YES FULCRUM IS RIGHT IM SO SMAR—jfc why do my ears itch so bad?”
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Whenever you find yourself coming up short understanding Trump & MAGA’s vision for the USA, just remember that’s normal cuz we’re not supposed to identify with child rapists.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Just send pictures of real goddamn nature. JFC.
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
My 76yo mom told me she gets a monthly massage, then apologized about “blowing my inheritance,” but she feels she deserves to treat herself. I told her ofc she deserves it, & who cares about my inheritance when I treat myself way more at 42yo than she ever could’ve at that age. Live it up, girl! 🥰
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Scotchfully Yours @scotchfullyyours.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Man, it's gonna be a live one tonight, folks! We welcome back the effervescent @thejessmchugh.bsky.social to Speakeasy Conversations. 😁 So pour what tickles your fancy and join us at 9 PM ET/8 PM CT/6 PM PT on our Youtube page: www.youtube.com/@DaddyPorter Cheers 🍻
Speakeasy Conversations welcome Jessica McHugh back to the show to talk about her latest book, Pins!
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Jessica McHugh @thejessmchugh.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Let me be clear: I make art that aims to be the best horrible experience you’ve ever had. If it’s not your jam, just say “Thank you, Mistress,” & quietly move on.
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Okay, I'm not done "Why can't I get laid" advice replies like "try showering" etc are funny, but what kills me is many men DON'T EVEN LIKE US. They don't want us in the same hobbies, same interests, same anything, only wanting us for the sex, or cooking, or childrearing. You don't want us around.
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V.Castro @vlatinalondon.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Come say HI! Let’s grab a drink. Why not celebrate the end of the world at Forbidden Planet
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