Ben @theitguy.me · 01/10/2026Maaaaaan being a dumbass around the senior programmer is not chungus. It is not...quirky. I must now overcompensate my trying reeeaaaally hard 000
Ben @theitguy.me · 20/09/2026Latest episode of Mushoku Tensei got me cooked rn like damn it really can get so bad 020
Ben @theitguy.me · 12/09/2026Managed to improve an issue with a script at work that reduced the execution time from 50-60 minutes to less than 2 minutes. A whopping 97% reduction! Guess whoever wrote this didn't anticipate the multiplicative nature of reading hundreds of lines in a file per file being validated. 110
Ben @theitguy.me · 29/08/2026I wanted to make a funny command for a streamer I mod for, so I spun up a Java spring boot app and deployed it to the Google cloud. The app contains logic for a !roulette command, but the odds are rigged: twitch chatters have a 1% fail rate while youtube chatters have a 90%. Fail = 10 min timeout 010
Ben @theitguy.me · 09/08/2026At a Poppy concert and a lady noticed my iron mouse shirt. The only indication it is an ironmouse shirt is the little mouse poking out of my shirt pocket. Pog. 010
Ben @theitguy.me · 26/07/2026Visiting home for the first time in a few years. We took some family photos. Sister then used AI to edit them to a level I didnt like I bought a $60 colorful polo and the ai gave me a black polo!! And mum wants to put the ai version on the wall!! No!! Dont do this to me plz. 010
Ben @theitguy.me · 19/07/2026Decided to change my cheesy spaghetti recipe up a bit Absolutely fumbled it Just cooked a piece of shit Never have I been so embarrassed in my culinary career 000
Ben @theitguy.me · 05/07/2026Went to a party at 3 p.m. and took a 3 hour nap on the couch. I will never emotionally recover from this. 020
Ben @theitguy.me · 30/06/2026Buddy told the gang he doesn't know why he got a 7-day suspension in League of Legends. We checked his match history, and he went 25 deaths in a 35-minute ranked game and 21 deaths in a 28-minute ranked match. The group chat pulled up the VOD, and the voice chat is exploding in emotion. 100
Ben @theitguy.me · 13/06/2026Solo night dire marsh has been a blast. It's still early season so the average person is rocking a green which gets one tapped by a rail gun. I have upset a many runners over placing a bolt into their cranium while they are locked into the activating network tower animation. 010
Ben @theitguy.me · 20/04/2026Marathon really has its hooks into me. If the PvP and gunplay weren't 💯, I would have probably bounced before reaching triple-digit hours. But maaaaan gimme a way to learn the Cry Archive map without having to burn gear 😭😭😭😭media.tenor.coma heart shaped mirror has a picture of a robot insideAlt: A heart-shaped locket that opens to reveal the Heal-bot used by Triage in Marathon (2026) 000
Ben @theitguy.me · 13/03/2026Got a random mini side-quest from dad. He works with someone who beat him at a words-per-minute test, and he asked if I could race him. Suffice to say I smoked 'em and restored my dad's honor 🫡 000
Ben @theitguy.me · 19/10/2025I have made the mistake of taking a long 4 hour nap My sleep schedule will never recover 😭😭😭😭😭 120
Ben @theitguy.me · 04/10/2025Went to the post office to get my passport stuff done for first time which required my birth certificate. Dawg they stapled my birth certificate! Stapled! That piece of paper was in mint condition for 30 years now it's forever tainted ;__; 000
Reposted by BenHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14/09/2025Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever. 110260908839
Ben @theitguy.me · 23/08/2025If you don't thumbs up the car wash guy when you put it in neutral then are you even living? 000
Ben @theitguy.me · 09/08/2025Someone in London referencing Dead Frontier in the year of our lord 2025 is crazy Haven't touched that since the late 2000s when satellite was my only way to access the internet 010
Ben @theitguy.me · 03/07/2025Rocket Money keeps telling me they noticed "an usually large transaction" like yea that's my rent payment why do you keep telling me I'm overpaying 😭😭😭 010
Reposted by BenSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 29/06/2025An immensely obscure tiny detail in Super Mario Sunshine is that Strollin' Stus have heightened awareness of Mario if he has no water left. Pumping FLUDD with no water makes them notice Mario from much further away. This took players 22 years after the game's release to discover. 283413712
Reposted by Benviolet! 🐝 @vippori.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I made a music video for Hatsune Miku ! ✨ Please check it out 💜💙 6147841286
Ben @theitguy.me · 10/06/2025Pick one up if you're a fan!! Just imagine the many hats she can wear :O 010
Ben @theitguy.me · 27/05/2025In Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon, I found a spell that lets me turn someone into cheese Enemies resist making it difficult to do, but summons just take it I AM THE HARBRINGER OF CHEESE, DESTROYER OF SUMMONED WOLVES 010
Ben @theitguy.me · 20/05/2025Age has given me a better appreciation for classics such as Weird Al's White & Nerdy. Land ownership and back-alley deals for the Star Wars: Holiday Special were goals to aspire to. 010
Reposted by Benrespectful huff @alexqarbuckle.bsky.social · 16/05/2025PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹. 4479811349
Reposted by BenZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/use 1144441
Reposted by BenpeachyPop, wild mage 🍑 @peachypopcos.bsky.social · 12/05/2025AERITH LOOK OUT -- OH GOD SHES GOT AIRPODS IN #MTGxFinalFantasy #MTGAmbassador 351085224
Reposted by Bensarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Bluesky's userbase tilts pretty far towards liberals (gonna count progs as libs, but apologetically and with all due respec). But to everyone calling this place an outlier / echo chamber let me give you some admittedly unscientific anecdata: 832472228
Ben @theitguy.me · 10/05/2025I beat The Hundred Line. Good-ass game. Story and characters kept me enthralled even if the combat was serviceable (doesn't take long to one-turn waves when your items give you way more action economy than needed). 020
Ben @theitguy.me · 24/04/2025Roommate just handed a bag called "Pickle Flavor Claussen Jelly Beans" to me Never have I tasted such vile jelly beans. The aftertaste alone is a war crime against taste buds. 010
Reposted by BenBlaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Let's get some "thank you, gary"s in the chat 80593148
Reposted by Ben⚔️ soy @soymilk.bsky.social · 08/04/2025May open up chibi commissions or something small I can do over a free weekend because of an unexpected $400 vet bill and I owe on my taxes aha. 2132
Reposted by BenMarko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Nerd meets Scott the Woz 363432363
Reposted by Ben⚔️ soy @soymilk.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Hi, I'm Soy! I'm an email marketing graphic designer irl. Aside from drawing, I really enjoy cooking + baking. I have 3 cats, a dog, and live with my partner. Lately my focus has been on home improvement things. Have some food pics of things I made. 8443
Ben @theitguy.me · 22/03/2025I just got name-dropped in a dissertation! I'm sort of a big deal now >:) 000
![Comic. PERSON 1 to person with white hat: I finished all the gen-ed back in 2010, and I’m up to the 400-level courses in most departments. But now one of my advisors is saying I “can’t have more than 20 majors” and “need to graduate next year.” It’s outrageous! [caption] My university is making it really hard to finish a 100% all achievements speedrun.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigl6eeo62a2vwfi5hsaakrhvcqhoh7zpjgqslpteem2vfdmtxh4si)
