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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 24/09/2026

do you think I’m a LIAR? do you think this is a GAME????

Skeletor action figure wearing a black harness with spikes around the collar and arms either a giant red Horde bat on the chest. he’s got black boots with the red bat and a black armband with a red bat. the Havoc Staff is green and fades to black at the bottom

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 02/09/2026

eBay please I am just trying to buy action figures 🫩

eBay listing for a flail made of fucking barbed wire or something. it looks like an actual, non-sexy weapon. it is listed as “Dominant Submissive
Collection Ultimate
Spiked Chain Whip”

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 31/08/2026

imagine being killed by a guy in a fake Lego Jason mask

fake LEGO Jason hockey mask and bloody knife set. 311 pieces! 9.2 inches tall!! 7 inches wide!!! Compatible with name brands, like Mega Blox!

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 25/08/2026

I love He-Man stuff from before the cartoon, look how fuckin metal he looks in this storybook

page from 1983 Golden storybook “Masters Of The Universe: The Sword Of Skeletor”. Mer-Man bows to Skeletor as he presents him with He-Man’s half of the Power Sword under a dark, moonlit night. Skeletor holds his Havoc Staff aloft and he looks like he belongs on the cover of a fucking Metal album. his eyes burn red. The page reads “Later, many miles away, two dark figures met in the shadows of Castle Grayskull. ‘Skeletor,’
Mer-Man boasted,
‘the
prize is now ours.’
‘No,’ hissed the Lord of Destruction.
‘It is mine!
You've served your purpose now begone!’”

Stone cold.

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 11/08/2026

I’ll bet getting softened by extremely hot water and then getting unbent feels good as hell for the small plastic guitar

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 11/08/2026

me too, small plastic electric guitar

a small plastic red and black jagged guitar accessory for a He-Man dude. it’s neck is bent wildly out of shape, from too much rocking. or it has a sad boner, one can’t be sure

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 03/08/2026

I generally like the Rulers Of The Sun subline because their human characters are way more interesting than someone like, y’know, Fisto, but there’s a guy named Digitino whose power is that he’s good at math and I call him Numblo The Math Dipshit

Digitino poses with some kind of crab claw on a stick weapon. He wears an off/shoulder tunic that has numbers down the left side. he has a smug expression on his face for being the math guy

Numblo holds his confusing weapon high. we can see he has a little rat tail on the back of his hair

Numblo stands tall and proud, for some reason

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 02/08/2026

it is Sunday and I am just Hanging Out (in a cool way)

Arlan Hellison is a generic Caucasian male with dark hair. he has a mullet. he has slightly overgrown stubble. he is sitting on a couch and taking a selfie. visible behind him is an open Castle Grayskull playset withbseveral action figures in display and a rotating shelf full of video games. there is also a map of the original legend of Zelda on the wall. he is wearing a Metroid t-shirt styled like a Metallica album cover. you want to fuck him

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 01/08/2026

I gotta obtain this custom variant head which represents a notably more vibrant and interesting paint scheme from an Indian toy company that licensed the molds

Leo Faker variant head. a blue He-Man head with a dark reddish hair color and a black domino mask over his eyes, which are red with green lids

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 31/07/2026

I love the futuristic advanced features only available on a certified Blu Ray ™️ Disc

Blu-wizard™ lets you customize the way you watch special features to provide a unique viewing experience. You're in control to create a playlist and select which features you want and how you choose to watch them.
•Create a unique playlist from the list of special features. Check off only the content you want to see.
•Once created, choose "LAUNCH PLAYLIST" to watch the selected content without interruption.
«Select "ACTIVATE BLU-WIZARD" to auto-activate your playlist as you watch the entire movie.
The film will start at the beginning and seamlessly branch out to your selected content at appropriate times within the movie. When the content finishes, you will return to the film.

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 28/07/2026

got a She-Ra figure and got all excited to put her next to He-Man and then I did and her sword is like absurdly small in comparison even though it’s supposed to be a direct counterpart of his so now I’m trying to hunt down a full-sized gold sword to shove rhinestones into because my time is valuable

crappy picture of She-Ra and He-Man action figures holding their swords up next to each other. She-Ra’s is noticeably smaller. it is sad to behold

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 24/07/2026

ummm I guess any publicity is good publicity???

Beast Man is hit by an Amazon delivery truck. The film was made by Amazon MGM studios.

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 24/07/2026

ummm what the fuck they could have got Tom Hardy and they chose not to??????? this is bullshit lol

Tom Hardy was considered to play Skeletor. His wife Charlotte Riley plays Queen Marlena.

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 23/07/2026

just some dudes rolling around and punching the camera and having a good time

black-and-white image of some actors dressed as Skeletor, Teela, and He-Man complete with animation lines drawn on their abs and chests. He-Man man appears to be some Italian dude with dark hair and a thick dark mustache. Skeletor just has a normal guy face. there’s two men who look like 70’s comics creators in either lower corner for some reason.

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 22/07/2026

some cool background art from the original Masters Of The Universe cartoon

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 22/07/2026

laughing my ass off at the background and pose this eBay seller used for this action figure

Masters Of The Universe Origins Sorceress action figure facing away from us and throwing it back in a dirty alley

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 18/07/2026

fair enough. my display is not very good yet and these are just the bad guys

from bottom to top: Hurricane Hordak, a horned demon throwing up the devil horns and thrashing on a wicked guitar named Hellfire-Man, Terrir Claws Skeletor, 200X Triclops, Stranger Things Hordak who has a glow in the dark face, Mosquitor: who has a giant red triangular mosquito head and a window on his chest that drips blood. there is a goofy little space background barely covering the area behind the figures which is basically just a placeholder for a larger background still to be purchased

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 09/07/2026

mfw I’m not dealing with this shit

close-up of Marvel Comics’ Kang The Conqueror looking smug

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 07/07/2026

my boss shaved his beard and now I can see why he had one. I will refrain from saying anything rude. picture of Powder from the film Powder unrelated, I’m trying to delete it

Powder from Powder. he is chalk white and completely hairless with pink eyes like he has been casually mentionedd in a song off of Midnite Vultures

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 06/07/2026

Skeletor coveted the sandwich, but his plans were foiled

Skeletor extends his night Terror Claws towards the sandwich on a plate. Skeletor is wearing sexy metallic pink ab-baring armor

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 29/06/2026

I think this was them literally moving out because I never saw them again

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 29/06/2026

the next “Hell Zone Feature” is the 1990 Triple B Series classic Savage Beach (1990). I tried to find more entertaining posters but this is the only one that exists

two buxom blonde women in white crop tops and light denim short jean shorts pose with assault rifles in front of the giant looking silhouette of a guy with a samurai sword. “Run for cover … this is no ordinary day in the sun!” An Andy Sidaris Film

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 28/06/2026

wait later on he added a spider???? a Spader spider eating a spade??? this is illegal

picture of James Spader with a tattoo on his shoulder of a spider attacking a spade

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 28/06/2026

like I guess I wasn’t there idk if 17-year-olds were dressing like this in 1985

James Spader is resting against a column in a burgundy button-up long sleeve shirt that is unbuttoned at least twice, maybe even three buttons down. his shirt is tucked into black slacks fastened with a black leather belt. he wears circular sunglasses (indoors, mind you)

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 28/06/2026

watching this finally. it’s really funny that James Spader pulled a Lance Henrikson in Savage Dawn and Stone Cold except he did it in the same year somehow

movie poster for The New Kids (1985). Notable Amateur College Admissions Enthusiast Lori Laughlin holds a 2x4 and there is a slightly taller sweaty and exhausted-looking dude standing next to her. they appear to be standing in a shooting gallery with guns pointed at them. there’s some kind of evil clown images behind them

different poster which looks like dashed-off DVD art. James Spader’s face looms large and red and Lori looks all concerned directly at us. In the corner Spader and the dude from the other poster appear to be engaged in a fist fight. According to the text on the poster Eric Stoltz is also in this and the director also did Friday The 13th

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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 26/06/2026

let’s give it up for Blue He-Mans

Masters Of The Universe Origins action figure Faker: He-Man with orange hair, blue skin, purple furry boots and a black loincloth with Skeletor’s harness but colored orange. He is an evil He-Man robot.

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