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Breakfast Dans

@thegreatets.bsky.social
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actual alligator 👍 💨

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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Huh, well, ok. So that’s pretty embarrassing for Ole Miss then I guess
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m reading Demon of Unrest and boy that James Hammond sure was a piece of shit
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Obviously, clapping is illegal
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean, what is the defense supposed to do?
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oof
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know baseball, is this good
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still thinking about Jadan Baugh getting 3-4 yards without being touched and then another 3-7 after contact on Saturday
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Florida good
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
flying alligator
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That was absolutely OPI by ole Miss
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So uh are we going to do something about this completely unknown Chambliss guy?
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Announcer: they haven’t converted a 3rd down, 0/5 Me: DAMN YOU Bad team converts
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Duke Clark: an excellent name for an excellent RB
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah that’s bad bad targeting. Get that shit outta here
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why did they stop play?
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So are all defensive lineman switching to guardian caps just for the competitive advantage
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait the noles are going to bring back Jimbo? lol
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This auburn game is full of stupid calls
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@glenmaffews.bsky.social
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My kids setup a lemonade stand today because they do not understand Labor Day
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
1*-0
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh come on now that’s just insane
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There was absolutely no time for two throws what is he on about
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No way
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lol “he timed it right” Video shows the LB clearly having stop at the line but still get the tackle for loss “It’s hard to stop him at full speed”
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now that was a stop
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan what in the world was that defensive setup
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Florida national champs let’s go
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Mike Ensminger Fan Account @laplanck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Never forget
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Talk me down from spending $1k on a trek fx 3
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
How long until gen alpha starts entering the workforce and we can start blaming them for things
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 28/08/2026
Doomsday poster but the text is “One time the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls and they had to stop filming for a couple of days” - the split between the “Avengers” part and the “Doomsday” part is after “Belvedere”
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just watched an episode of murder she wrote done as a noir, complete with saxophone and black and white sections. 10/10 show
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
College football needs to start, people are losing their minds
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why did wiper blades have to change Its a solved problem Make it how it was
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Man, RIP Dolly
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SPOOKTACO @chocotaco.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Your 2026 "Dude, Who's My QB?" list: Florida: GT transfer Aaron Philo GT: Indiana transfer Alberto Mendoza Miami: Duke transfer Darien Mensah Penn State: Iowa State transfer Rocco Becht Oklahoma State: UNT transfer Drew Mestemaker Auburn: USF transfer Byrum Brown Indiana: TCU transfer Josh Hoover
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Read up on Florida football and completely forgot that Lagway transferred. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just searched Lowe’s for an associate to tell them that all of their veneer was ruined after I checked a dozen and found them glued to themselves. I even told him which aisle it was on.
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have done a large pile of work today I would like to do no more
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Preview of Florida’s upcoming season
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Roomba shopvac, how is this not a thing
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
thinking about College Football
A bootleg Florida gators hat that just says College Football
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did I accomplish what I wanted to this week at work? It feels…weird that I did that
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Why does it cost $20 to rent streaming movies now
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A Florida football fan giving the finger to the world, probably. Florida is losing 21-3 to Alabama
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Breakfast Dans @thegreatets.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Got home to a note that my gas was turned off for maintenance and to call them back to turn it on. Except they don’t take calls in the weekend, so I have to microwave, eat out, and take cold showers.
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