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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

DANE SCARLETT, DAMOLA AJAYI, MIKEY MOORE. PLAY THE FUCKING KIDS. i'm fine.

fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

god you're going through the depths of apathy about your football team and then a teenage debutant from the academy scores within minutes of coming on and life is beautiful again

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

imagine being a fan of a football club that wasn't actively trying to kill you

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

man whose priority is not "happy pundits"

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

THE STUDIO'S PROBABLY GOING INTO MELTDOWN OVER MY LACK OF TACTICS ange postecoglou you made me love football again and i will never be able to thank you enough. or forgive you.

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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Nothing sums up the absurdity of this football club quite like the sight of an 18-year-old midfielder playing out of position at centreback having to talk a 36-year-old ex-international goalkeeper through a total headloss.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

if i hadn't watched the game with my own eyes and/or couldn't tell whether or not 4 is a bigger number than 3 i'd think we'd got absolutely slapped listening to this.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

i'll review my position after the weekend 😂

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

"appalling performance from the team that scored four goals and won the match, the manager had better be prepared to prostrate himself and/or roast the players after that embarrassing shambles" oh fuck off literally everybody at sky sports

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

i mean there are fairly obvious reasons why i wouldn't prefer that, but also i can't take either losing to Them Lot Down The Road or another final against you guys. at least it'd be exciting?

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

from memory, it's much more fun to observe from the outside.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

god why would anybody be a tottenham fan

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

gary neville i am outside your house you annoying little man (for legal reasons this is untrue and i am in london with no intention of moving)

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

why are the good games always on tnt

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

whatever happens today happens. go with god fellas.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

i have experienced octopus, honey and mayonnaise pizza from dominos taiwan so like. i'm distressed, but only proportionately.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

oh this makes me worry about your credentials on the mushroom thing i fear. but no, class solidarity. for the mushrooms. chicken and peppers do not in my opinion belong on pizza but only specifically on my pizza. the base is a blank canvas go nuts.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

i'm a ham, mushroom and olive person but if i'm forced to pick one of the three it's mushrooms all the way. pepperoni probably the strongest solo topping though?

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

i mean i think wanting an experienced driver is highly sensible but the anticipated benefits will simply not be provided by the man who famously had so little technical literacy and such a limited ability to adapt his style around a difficult car at mclaren that it ended his meaningful career

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

"nothing against danny ric" brigade is out. couldn't be me. something against danny ric. lots of things against danny ric. for example: he doesn't have it anymore, and he's not that funny. "oh they need an experienced driver for the feedback" oh? and mr pure instinct over there is the guy for that?

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

respectfully, for the LOVE of GOD. can we not.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

suffering from a severe case of 2.27am brain everything is a good idea and i've never been smarter than i am right now

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

it's so nice to be appreciated <3<3<3<3<3

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

knock knock who's there moderately sophisticated moderately sophisticated who? moderately sophisticated humour. doesn't really work with my accent but might be passable in some regions of the US.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

it's not my fault i think Pros become Pros without practice. due to reasons of i have never played a sport.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

"if i didn't get it that's on YOU all jokes must cater to MY sense of humour and also reading comprehension standard" that's not how it works that's not how it's ever worked people come onto this here internet to say dumb shit the whole time and your performance is proof of how that cuts both ways.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

@nrdofalltrades.bsky.social intellectual powerhouse performance of the century in the replies right here (yes i'm still a little hot about it several hours later)

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

a man on the internet is trying to explain to me how jokes work as if i haven't been consistently hilarious for three entire decades

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

sorry you didn't get it. i don't know who you are so you weren't really part of my intended audience i'm afraid.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

fascinating. i must have missed the bit in the humour manual where all jokes required easily-identifiable sarcasm and/or a disclaimer that they were not intended to be taken seriously. i'll reread it and update my notes accordingly.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

are you a very stupid person who has never encountered the concept of "making dumb jokes" before or are you a bot designed to disagree with people?

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

do not mention the word simulator to me. i am making a very serious point here.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

finally a cogent explanation for why motorsport is in fact the one true sport!!! it's just the car this the driver doesn't make a difference that, shut up!!! they don't PRACTICE and that's why it's Ultimate Sports. F1 wisely introduced sprint weekends to bring it closer to this platonic ideal!!!

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

@ all the advertising algorithms or whatever: it's cute that you imagine i'm in the kind of income bracket that would buy multiple pairs of bose headphones in a six-week period but that was truly a one-time purchase.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

[to nobody in particular and definitely not someone close to me who will never ever be on this platform] sometimes in life you just gotta accept that you weren't designed for doing a PhD and stop before the attempt kills three or more people

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

absolutely not there's a young driver test on tuesday and pato's in it so we should expect to be getting it from *both* sets of fans actually

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

the way pundits and commentators talk about tottenham makes my blood absolutely boil. yes we have poor decision-making and waste chances. yes we have young players with a lot to learn. but the philosophy is NOT "never bow never change" and you have not been paying attention if you think it is.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

if a spurs-chelsea game *doesn't* feel like a form of active self-harm to watch is it even a spurs-chelsea game tbh

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

yup - tifo before kickoff. bad bad call because the remains are now being used as damp, abundant, lightweight missiles.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

poor move by the club not foreseeing it tbh - we're a smart and decent enough fanbase not to throw bottles but give that stand a raft of sheets of paper and a chelsea player as a target and they *will* get stupid with it

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

like i loathe arsenal on a genetically-coded level but chelsea games are always insanity and manage to flip a switch in my head that makes me cheer outrageous foul play. that said i don't condone that mindset coming out in ways that make the stewards' jobs harder.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

chelsea bring out a specific kind of insanity in us i'm afraid.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

terribly sorry to interrupt but i just received the following message: grace has acquired a jetpack and is making their way to your location at mach 3.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

also let's not be starting any kind of narrative where george is the only snitch in this fight. they're each as bad as the other, and both believe they're completely justified at all times. let's call it what it is.

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