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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

DANE SCARLETT, DAMOLA AJAYI, MIKEY MOORE. PLAY THE FUCKING KIDS. i'm fine.

fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

god you're going through the depths of apathy about your football team and then a teenage debutant from the academy scores within minutes of coming on and life is beautiful again

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

imagine being a fan of a football club that wasn't actively trying to kill you

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

THE STUDIO'S PROBABLY GOING INTO MELTDOWN OVER MY LACK OF TACTICS ange postecoglou you made me love football again and i will never be able to thank you enough. or forgive you.

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Bankrupt @bankruptspurs.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Nothing sums up the absurdity of this football club quite like the sight of an 18-year-old midfielder playing out of position at centreback having to talk a 36-year-old ex-international goalkeeper through a total headloss.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

"appalling performance from the team that scored four goals and won the match, the manager had better be prepared to prostrate himself and/or roast the players after that embarrassing shambles" oh fuck off literally everybody at sky sports

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

god why would anybody be a tottenham fan

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

gary neville i am outside your house you annoying little man (for legal reasons this is untrue and i am in london with no intention of moving)

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

why are the good games always on tnt

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

whatever happens today happens. go with god fellas.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

"nothing against danny ric" brigade is out. couldn't be me. something against danny ric. lots of things against danny ric. for example: he doesn't have it anymore, and he's not that funny. "oh they need an experienced driver for the feedback" oh? and mr pure instinct over there is the guy for that?

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

respectfully, for the LOVE of GOD. can we not.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

suffering from a severe case of 2.27am brain everything is a good idea and i've never been smarter than i am right now

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

a man on the internet is trying to explain to me how jokes work as if i haven't been consistently hilarious for three entire decades

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

finally a cogent explanation for why motorsport is in fact the one true sport!!! it's just the car this the driver doesn't make a difference that, shut up!!! they don't PRACTICE and that's why it's Ultimate Sports. F1 wisely introduced sprint weekends to bring it closer to this platonic ideal!!!

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

@ all the advertising algorithms or whatever: it's cute that you imagine i'm in the kind of income bracket that would buy multiple pairs of bose headphones in a six-week period but that was truly a one-time purchase.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

[to nobody in particular and definitely not someone close to me who will never ever be on this platform] sometimes in life you just gotta accept that you weren't designed for doing a PhD and stop before the attempt kills three or more people

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

the way pundits and commentators talk about tottenham makes my blood absolutely boil. yes we have poor decision-making and waste chances. yes we have young players with a lot to learn. but the philosophy is NOT "never bow never change" and you have not been paying attention if you think it is.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

if a spurs-chelsea game *doesn't* feel like a form of active self-harm to watch is it even a spurs-chelsea game tbh

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

also let's not be starting any kind of narrative where george is the only snitch in this fight. they're each as bad as the other, and both believe they're completely justified at all times. let's call it what it is.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

my opinion on the george vs max situation is that—as long as they *don't* get out of hand on track with it—it's fantastic. give me more genuine animosity between drivers. give me poisonous press conferences and hostile interactions. they're both prepared to fight dirty? let them.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

being in the top 1% of music listeners worldwide (per spotify) is on the one hand incredibly validating but on the other hand sets my competitive ass an insane goal for next year. let's get into the decimals, bitch.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

every year my spotify wrapped gets messed up by the fact that i can only listen to one album while working btw. shout out to carbon based lifeforms hydroponic garden for fucking up the algorithm but also keeping me sane year in year out.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

who could possibly have foreseen this

Spotify Wrapped screenshot with text reading "Agust D was your top artist of the year. Your longest listening streak was 19 days."

Spotify Wrapped screenshot with text reading "You're a top 0.5% fan and you spent 11,201 minutes together."

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Choose 20 albums that have stayed with you or influenced you. One album per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. 1/20

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

given that 2024 has been the year of music regaining its rightful place in my life (front and centre) i am going to do one of those thread memes. feels like a fitting way to see out the year. also it demands i don't explain my choices and that's a hell of a challenge because of who i am as a person.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

hey, just wanted to drop a quick note demanding that 20 million or so people immediately and fundamentally alter their posting behavior to conform to my expectations. mine specifically. thanks

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

truly the man stood on a platform of transparency and he is following through in some style. no attempts to conceal the power grab whatsoever.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

so anyway F1 breakaway series when

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

...and this is the story of how I partially amputated my thumb!* *realised that catching a chef's knife with my foot was a bad idea so tried to use my hand instead. yes i have multiple postgraduate qualifications why do you ask.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

as a society we do not talk enough about the very real downsides to having amazing hair such as for example sometimes it tries to suffocate you.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

i want it on the record that max's absolute spasms over george snitching yesterday are exceptionally good value in light of his own repeated snitching on lando today. snitching is an essential part of f1 and i love every driver who participates.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

since i'm making bold statements i might as well say that a) i like sprints and b) i thought this one was a pretty good race

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

feeling for checo what i was feeling for logan sargeant earlier in the season i.e. dear lord just put him out of his misery

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

guglielmo vicario please take my ankle it's not great but it's in one piece and i don't need it that much i'm great with a pair of crutches and could use the upper body workout

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

max verstappen to leave red bull for cadillac as audition for wtr andretti promotion you heard it here first

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

what i want to know is exactly, like in granular detail with colour commentary, what michael andretti did to earn the shutout.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

max to zak brown: like you said, before i could only win it in the fastest car...... friendly smile. evil pause. what a guy.

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

we keep hoping for the charles leclerc villain arc but i have to say i don't think it's coming

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

george needs to start taking goggles up on the podium his eyes cannot take this

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

feels like it should be illegal to play an anthem as dirge-y as ours in vegas

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fka disgracecars @thegraceescape.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

terry crews you're tremendous but that is not what dynasty means

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