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I am going to wait until I see these guards play before deciding the dumpster Brian Gutekunst is digging through is filled with gold. I guess at least they won’t be trotting out the same trash as last time.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 30/09/2026

Did they pay us to help them cheat? I can’t say, as they paid for our silence.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 30/09/2026

Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime. That’s why I piss all day on company time.

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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wednesday

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 30/09/2026

That was in Merrill, not Fish Creek.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 29/09/2026

Yeah, I run some hacs integrations where there’s no official integration. Some custom UI stuff… I’d like to get more into the esp32 stuff but that’s a rabbit hole I really do not have time for.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 29/09/2026

Interested to hear more, since I already have a home assistant setup going.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 29/09/2026

I had the first black Razr and that may have been the coolest I ever felt.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/09/2026

Dipping a toe back into collecting sports trading cards, something I was obsessed with as a youngster.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/09/2026

Quiet mortal. This is divine work.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/09/2026

When you say “learned how to program it” do you mean you flashed some front end on an SD card, or do these have some wonky proprietary machine code you need to dig into?

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/09/2026

Mf said corrrect. But it’s good because like cookies, the more rs the better.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/09/2026

Corrrect. You should have eaten more cookies.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 27/09/2026

A colonoscopy may find cancer. Rewatching this game will cause cancer.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 27/09/2026

I could get the TV shipped by Costco (or Amazon, should i choose) but knowing how deliverers treat everything else I’ve bought, I want to deal with the TV myself, even if it is a bit annoying and cumbersome. Beats going weeks with a busted TV while the retailer ignores me.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/09/2026

I have a pretty big SUV and can drop 2 rows, so it makes it feel like it’s big enough. Tape measure don’t lie and I brought that sucker into Costco with me and we were just a couple inches too wide. Just wish I knew ahead of time to spare the trip.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/09/2026

TV boxes should state which makes and models of vehicles they fit inside.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/09/2026

I tear the tail off the shrimp, spattering liquid Old Bay across the small conference room. I set the tail aside, as the real treat lies in sucking the organs and juices from the head. Embarrassed, I gingerly hold the now vacant carapace toward the interviewer. “Want some?” I ask.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/09/2026

Had a brief second of panic before I remembered the international break and that Spurs men can’t hurt me today.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 25/09/2026

Made the correct decision to go to bed at halftime last night. Going to parlay that into announcing that football season is officially over, and it’s now apple orchard and pumpkin patch season.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 25/09/2026

Lambeau ought to boo these jamokes off the field.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 24/09/2026

I picked the Packers but put them at the bottom. Pain mitigation strategy.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026

Alternatively, if he hangs in the pocket he may die.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026

As soon as they realize I’m not Glenn Hoddle, as being confused for him is the only way I see getting that job in the first place. If they let me stick around, they’d end up firing me at lunch when I raid the cheese room.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026

But I will listen to you talk about it.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026

They will stand on our shoulders and succeed. We just need strong knees and backs. Metaphorically, of course, as my real knees and back are shit.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026

Yes, it is your fault they split.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026

I always tell them they deserve better parents.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026

His name is Zach Bako-Bewele.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 23/09/2026

This is one of the main tenets of Eastern Horseodoxy, right @lionsledbydonkeys.bsky.social?

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