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theGlenn

@theglenn.me

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⚽️ Tottenham ‘til they kill me 🏈 Go Pack Go 📍Wisconsin, USA 💬 Signal: @theGlenn.24 We don’t do that here. Anyone asks if you’ve seen me say no.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 06/10/2026

I’ll fuckin do it again Goofy

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/09/2026

this but guards

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 25/09/2026

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 25/09/2026

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 21/09/2026

FOX:

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026

Penalties. Injuries. No celebrations allowed. Really questioning why I’m doing this to myself?

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/09/2026

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 13/09/2026

It is time to free ourselves from the burden of expectation, @theunpackpod.bsky.social.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 12/09/2026

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 12/09/2026

You did the meme!

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 06/09/2026

New local bookstore haul.

Three books posed around a brown craft paper bag with a sticker showing the name of a new local bookshop, The Reading Nest. Pictured beside the bag are a paperback copy of The Book of Eels by Patrik Svensson, a hardcover copy of A World Full of Nature Stories by Angela McAllister, and a hardcover copy of The Gales of November by John U. Bacon.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 06/09/2026

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/09/2026

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/09/2026

Well, off to the farmer’s market.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/09/2026

Send him to me.

Wildcat, aka Cannibal Sandwich. Raw seasoned ground beef on rye bread topped with raw white onion. A popular snack in Wisconsin.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 31/08/2026

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 22/08/2026

Ah shit, here we go again

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 18/08/2026

Dejan Kulusevski?

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/07/2026

The proper way to assemble a peanut (sunflower) butter and jelly sandwich.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/07/2026

All due respect to Auckland FC but

Sleepytime tea bear

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 14/07/2026

Tain’t great.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 13/07/2026

Did I miss any derivations?

Your muted words
Matty Y in text & tags
Matthew Yglesias in text & tags
Matt Yglesias in text & tags
Matty Yglesias in text & tags

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 13/07/2026

“Verify your age.” I know how to use this.

Rotary phone

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 06/07/2026

Fox pregame commentary crew lined up shortest to tallest.

Cell phone signal bars.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 04/07/2026

Hydration break

Bottle of Molson

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/06/2026

1990 Score football card featuring Cornelius Bennett of the Buffalo Bills.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 11/06/2026

Vacation breakfast.

A fake raw log table with a paper coffee cup filled with beer from the can of New Glarus Two Women lager sitting next to it. Behind it, slightly out of focus, is a foam container of tortilla chips and a 24 pack of Costco chocolate chunk cookies.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/06/2026

Only applies to certain AirPods, but

Use head gestures to respond to Siri
• Accept a call or reply to notifications and messages: Nod your head up and down.
• Decline a call or dismiss notifications and messages: Shake your head side to side.
Note: To use head gestures to respond to Siri, Announce Calls and Announce Notifications
must be on. See Use Siri to announce calls or notifications.

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theGlenn @theglenn.me · 03/06/2026

i wanna see the bums these guys beat.

17-0 game screenshot with the lineup of
QB: Shedeur Sanders
RB: Tahj Brooks
WR: Jauan Jennings
Te: Robert (AKA Big Bob)(AKA Roberto Grande) Tonyan
DEF: Browns
Coach: Jeff Hadley
And a grade of 3-14

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 17/04/2026

From the local police blotter

Trespassing: A family reported on April 1 that someone had entered their home in the 700 block of Windsor Drive while they were on vacation. Nothing was stolen or damaged, but hot sauce was spread on the counter and floor, a chair was placed on a kitchen table and someone wrote on a light switch. An investigation is ongoing.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 05/04/2026

Do these count?

A photo of a package of Cadbury mini eggs.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 31/03/2026

Timeline cleanse

Two cats lounging on a cat tree in front of a window.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 31/03/2026

Just 992 left.

Case 00149008.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 28/03/2026

Can it still be a Friday Beer™️ if it happens on a Saturday?

An ice cold Blue Ribbon, brewed by the prestigious Pabst Brewing Company of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The can features a drawing of Godzilla, because awesome things belong on the cans of America’s Best Circa 1893.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 21/03/2026

Dads love moving burgers around the grill.

Burgers on a grill. Duh.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 19/03/2026

Usually reserved for Christmas, but maybe I’ll grab some for Easter.

Wildcat, aka Cannibal Sandwich

A mound of raw ground beef, seasoned and mixed with chopped raw onions, sits on a red plate surrounded by slices of mini rye bread.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 19/03/2026

Goofy I’ll fuckin do it again

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 17/03/2026

Like bro who does this?

A toilet filled with a mysterious green liquid.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 13/03/2026

Hooray

Screenshot:

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2 Severe Weather Alerts
Winter Storm Watch
High Wind Warning

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 13/03/2026

Friday the 13th so this screwball is all wound up.

A black cat lying on his side in a weird pose on a windowsill.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 03/03/2026

A photoshop of infamous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer wearing chef hat superimposed over a closeup of a seasoned raw steak.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 26/02/2026

At least my shower comes with a drinks table.

Shower beer.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 17/02/2026

shein art but make it sports:

Picasso doing some limb shit

Mickey van de Ven doing some limb shit

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 25/01/2026

A hand written note in a young child’s handwriting. The note is written in blue marker on pink construction paper. It says “I am sorry life is hard Daddy.”

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 24/01/2026

Do something meme pointing out a strongly worded tweet (!) from Minnesota Governor and coward Tim Walz, in which he says “I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation.
Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.”

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 24/01/2026

Love an opportunity to break this out.

24/25 Spurs away kit with Bissouma 8 on the back.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 22/01/2026

Mike Primavera
@primawesome
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
10:03 - 2019-09-30 • Twitter for iPhone

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 20/01/2026

Promo one sheet for the first season of TV’s Becker, starring Ted Danson as a surly doctor.

theGlenn @theglenn.me · 19/01/2026

Oh

Screenshot from the Apple Weather app showing my local temperature as -2° and the “Feels Like” temperature as -27°. Both of these temperatures are measured in Fahrenheit.