TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Imagine how long it would last if you uninstalled ’system’! 100
TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This is most Asian countries. It’s western ones that don’t 100
TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 31/07/2026its probably like the 'close door' buttons in elevators; does nothing but makes you feel like you did 3310
TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Why do people like the Panama Canal so much just go the the other way around the whole planet. Ezpz 000
TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Everything can be a boat briefly, if you think brief enough. 240
TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 11/01/2025If moons had sub-moons, would that make planets dom-moons? 020
TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 03/01/2025What does he even know about the birth canal - he doesn’t even fuck 000
TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 14/03/2024I should post more but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ trying to be touching grass instead of glass 010
Reposted by TheFivedrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/12/2023it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there 902095348
Reposted by TheFivePatrick Lenton @patricklenton.bsky.social · 13/10/2023I’m fundraising for top surgery (a lobotomy) 3334
Reposted by TheFiveYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2023same, jellyfish, same 101118242
TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 01/08/2023You can DIY worldcoin by staring directly at a laser pointer. 000
Reposted by TheFiveKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 05/07/2023Or: the photograph of the Norwegian government oil department celebrating 19 new oil and gas fields with ice creams 0101
Reposted by TheFiveKetan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 05/07/2023The 'hottest day on record' charts were missing something very important!!! 25325
