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TheFive

@thefive.bsky.social
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lutruwita He/himbo Huge doofus doing dumb things

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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Just remembered Bluesky exists!
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Just remembered Bluesky exists!
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
Just remembered Bluesky exists!
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
The Jan 2 back to work struggle is real.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
Time to Tarantino
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
Cinematic masterpiece.
Loungeroom, filled with plants, television showing title card for Hellraiser: Bloodline, the third hellraiser movie is onscreen.
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Patrick Lenton @patricklenton.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
I’m fundraising for top surgery (a lobotomy)
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
same, jellyfish, same
"jellyfish can learn despite being brainless"
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Do you think it’s time to get new socks?
Sock with a absurdly large hole in it at the heel and also worn on the ball of the foot
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
The Ex-bird site
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Hell yeah, 7 or so and I’ll be rich (in dragonfruit)
Collage of sprouted dragonfruit seeds
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 05/07/2023
Or: the photograph of the Norwegian government oil department celebrating 19 new oil and gas fields with ice creams
photograph of the Norwegian government oil department celebrating 19 new oil and gas fields with ice creams with temp chart overlaid on top
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 05/07/2023
The 'hottest day on record' charts were missing something very important!!!
The chart showing the temperature record against all historical years and the following text

July 4th was the world's hottest day on record
Daily 2-meter Air Temperature degrees celsius
2m Temperature World (90°S-90°N, 0-360°E) ICEP CFSV2/CFSR | ClimateReanalyzer.org, Climate Change Institute, University of Ma

Wael Sawan, CEO of Shell
Dr Sultan Al Jaber,
CEO of Abu Dhabi National Oil
Company

Darren Woods, CEO of ExxonMobil

Bernard Looney, CEO of British Petroleum
Mike Wirth, CEO of Chevron
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Too much head?
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Eric Allen Hatch @ericallenhatch.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
JFK (1991) | Director of Photography: Robert Richardson | Director: Oliver Stone | #OnePerfectShot
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Flock of rabbits at the park
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Excellent
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illy bocean 🏝️ @illybocean.boontavista.com · 26/06/2023
when you make fun of me on here, this is who you're making fun of
Chancellor Vilos Cohaagen with his eyes busting out of his head all fucked up
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
Winter sun
There’s a spider on the pear tree!
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Spice @icespice.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
I hate Zuckerberg too but that default wii character could beat the brakes off elon any day of the week
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Feelin ready to post
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Idk what kinda Bluesky guy I’m gonna be. It’s like starting a new school- I can be *anything*
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TheFive @thefive.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
Tropical winter
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