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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:

Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads:

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."

Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's like I broke up with James Talarico and he isn't ready to move on. STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT THE FUTURE WE COULD HAVE TOGETHER.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Y'all need to stop watching The Terminator and start reading Theory of Bastards.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I was wrong - the AI industry doesn't want regulation because it'll hinder their competition.... They want regulation so they can hide how bad their investment was.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They're trying to use the EPA to go after birth control *after* they gutted Chevron Deference. These guys are dumber than a bunch of mackerel in geosynchronous orbit, amiright? A lil political space-porpoise humor for ya

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The president soiled himself in front of journalists, we all saw it, and no one gave a shit except him.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

JD Vance talking to the american people = Drake barking at that goth like a dog

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I know Wolverine isn't a city-defender kind of hero, but it is a historically bad decision by Insomniac to make the game "globe-trotting." I bet playing it feels outdated in the wrong way, like a bad movie-companion game from the 2000s.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Now is a great time to rewatch Silicon Valley on HBO if you're looking to have an existential breakdown while laughing out loud.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

dario amodei telling the AI industry to slow down for safety is like warren buffet advocating for a higher minimum wage. he doesn't give a shit about safety, or you - he only cares about beating his rivals.

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ChristianG @mryeswecan.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026

No election fraud to be seen here.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The word of the next decade is "balkanize"

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I never would've guessed that Hegseth would prove to be the most dangerous cabinet member (other than POTUS and VP). In hindsight, the signs were there, and now here we are.

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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Jeffrey Epstein is probably alive, and Mitch McConnell is probably dead.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Did Warsh not get the memo? Inflation is the goal of this regime

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

unironically bully people who use AI. actually bully them.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Is this the latest round of bullshit posturing, or are we soft-launching a land war with canada? Find out next time on "Are The Fallout Games Fiction or Prophecy?"

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

ok, so these pentagon alien files are just AI images to create distractions, right? one of them looks like a screengrab from star wars

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Gun to head, if I have to choose between vance and harris in 2028, I think the gun just goes off

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Save the cheerleader, save the world RIP

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

if the electability candidate loses to the least electable republican in wisconsin's history yer gonna hear my screams in mexico

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

There are too many pearl clutching boomers in Wisconsin for this state to actually have political hope. It reeks of desperation here. Crowley v Tiffany here we come

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If more senators start to go missing, this could turn into a great game of sardines in Mitch McConnell's hospital room.

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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I don't want to dunk too hard on Mandela Barnes now that he's out of the WI governor race except yes I do fuck that guy

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

i've run the numbers three times now and it's always the same

a simple Google line chart titled "What The Fuck Is Going On" that shows growth in What The Fuck from 2021 to 2026, with a significant increase in 2024 to 2026

x-axis is Year
y-axis is What The Fuck

the values are:

Year What The Fuck
2021 11
2022 8
2023 17
2024 19
2025 42
2026 84

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Don’t let this clip get memory-holed

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/07/2026

Have you noticed the tributes to Lindsey Graham don't cite any actual legislative accomplishments that benefited his constituents? It's a lot of "he was a strong voice" & "got along with everyone"- generic stuff you could say about anyone. His actual legacy is fluffing Trump & reckless war-mongering

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Gassy little shit boy, covered in expired toner, smiling like a goblin. For some reason he wears a tuxedo, despite not having an ounce of class in his entire family tree. They read his crimes and he smiles like the most nightmarish recasting of Michael Scott.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I'm sorry, but what do you *mean* he set another tariff? Didn't someone decide that he can't do that?

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Born to be a sea lion. Forced to be a dog

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'm appalled by how fast gen alpha sold out their own brains for ChatGPT. I knew it would happen, but DAMN that was fast.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Cities are full of smog, swamps are full of muck, and dark pits are full of dark. But here at Jowai Resort, the sun shines 24 hours a day.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

A "broken record" is either a momentous event in history, or a guy who talks about his crypto investments every time you see him

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

20 years ago we used to have Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs and now we have Johnny Diarrhea, Bob Diarrhea and Steve Diarrhea.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Honestly, let's start counting the social events he *doesn't* fall asleep at. It's easier and probably more hurtful.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I'm just a balsamic vinaigrette guy in a cool ranch world.

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Cosmic Porpoise @thefifthteletubbie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If we have three branches of government, we should have three presidents - not one for each branch, but three dudes who have to work together within the executive. If this isn't making sense, Google "triumvirate," then come back.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/07/2026

Jack Smith: "I think we are facing an attack on the rule of law that is different in kind and scope to anything I've seen in my lifetime"

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Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

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