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Ryan Doyle

@thedoyle.bsky.social
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JMU educated. Boston sports fan. Believer that there is ALWAYS money in the banana stand.

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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 21h
More like thiccccker misser.
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 21h
There’s a Landman stealing Cooks joke I just can’t land…..
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 23h
It’s even more ridiculous at night
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂 Seahawks
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Nate Tice @natetice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
opponents scouting Daron Bland
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff says that Mike Collins has "hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office"
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That Josh Allen pass was somehow dumber than Gregg made it sound
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Jarrett Bailey @jbaileynfl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is not a coaching staff that believes in its quarterback’s ability to make plays with his arm.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol Josh Allen. if it's stupid and it works, it isn't stupid* *(it's at least a little stupid)
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How is that not DPI?! Couldn’t read his nameplate
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Payton Tolle is the youngest Boston Red Sox pitcher to start Game 1 of a postseason series since Babe Ruth in the 1918 World Series.
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Derek Thompson @dkthomp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we may have a problem
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Backup QB, gifted a turnover, take the pts….
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Pablo Maurer @mlsist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also goes without saying - the all-time US record (which feels likely to never be broken) - Mia Hamm debuted for the US women against China in 1987 at age 15 years, 139 days! Nutso.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IOWA - on the final play of the game!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thank you ABC for the clear replay of a dude miming whizzing all over the field
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Thomas Middleditch in Silicon Valley
ALT: Thomas Middleditch in Silicon Valley
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinping
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
“Unfortunately, we have reached the point where we either sell off President Kennedy’s skeleton to the highest bidder or lose the renowned cultural institution named after him entirely.” — Matt Floca, executive director
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Bankrupt Kennedy Center Auctions Off JFK’s Skeleton
WASHINGTON—Saying dire financial circumstances had left it with nothing but the most desperate option, the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced Monday that it had filed for bankrup...
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy catch Ja’Mar Chase
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I did indeed
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Les LeMieux @leslemieux.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm thinking there's a Pulitzer Prize waiting for the reporter dicovering the identity of the FBI applicant who engaged in beastiality and what their relationship is to Kash Patel causing him to change the standard and allow that person into the agency.
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Donald Trump has traded more securities than every member of Congress combined since he returned to office, per Bloomberg
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Taylor Swift mouthing “don’t show me. Don’t show me. Don’t show me” while ESPN cameras show her after a 3yd Kelce catch 😂
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Payton Tolle Immaculate Inning alert
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who DOES this
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The army is going to have a draft again before the Clippers do.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is in direct conflict with his other claim that we will grow out of the debt. You absolutely cannot argue we will shrink the economy and grow out of the debt. You’re filling buckets of water from the lake and pouring them into the leaky boat
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Any other person/President… www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
reuters.com
Capital One says it closed Trump Organization's accounts after anti-money laundering probe
The disclosure marks the first time a bank has formally tied money laundering concerns to the president's family business.
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
IMAGINE HITTING A 449-FOOT HOME RUN ON THE VERY FIRST PITCH YOU FACED IN THE BIG LEAGUES
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/08/2026
holy shit Trump is OUT
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LeeAnn Wombat @jonnyauping.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
posted this six years ago on twitter and it went viral but here’s daryl dawkins on don nelson in his memoir
I never had much to do with the other coaches in the league. I wasn't a big fan of Don Nelson's until one night when we were playing the Bucks in Milwaukee. I was squatting in front of the scorers table waiting to come into the game and Nellie happened to be standing nearby. "You know what?" Nellie asked me.
"What?"
"You guys are kicking our ass, the beer's cold in the locker room
and I gotta get the fuck out of here."
So he shouted to the nearest referee, "Hey, you fucking asshole!
That was a terrible call!" BOP! The ref gave him a technical foul, our Nellie wasn't through. "You'e still a fucking asshole and that as il a terrible call!" BOP! The second tech meant that Nellie was banished from the bench. Before he left, Nellie winked at me and said,
"See you later."
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m old enough to remember the RB emergency meeting… www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
espn.com
Star NFL RBs meet on Zoom to talk financial state of position
Several star NFL running backs took part in a Zoom call Saturday to discuss the depressed market for players at their position.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 07/08/2026
Humpty Hump
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Jeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Red Sox overcame five deficits to walk off the White Sox in 13 innings tonight. They swept the series and have won eight in a row. Since June 25, they're 31-5. Every other team is at least seven games behind.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/08/2026
What the f**k, NFL? We're on the brink of nuclear war because you wouldn't let Trump have the Buffalo Bills?
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Jayson Stark @jaysonst.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Red Sox first 30 wins: took 73 games Red Sox last 30 wins: took 35 games Baseball seasons! They’re amazing journeys
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Jared Carrabis @jaredcarrabis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Boston Red Sox are 28-5 over their last 33 games. That's 7 more wins than the next closest team.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Three Amigos: You Son Of A Motherless Goat!
ALT: Three Amigos: You Son Of A Motherless Goat!
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/07/2026
Watching Laura Ingraham make faces at Fauci's hearing while listening to Laura Ingraham complain about other people making faces
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Trump Medal Fifa Peace Trump
ALT: Trump Medal Fifa Peace Trump
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/07/2026
U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs
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U.S. Mint Unveils Series Of Gold Coins Commemorating President’s Extramarital Affairs
WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/07/2026
Incredible scenes
Pres. Trump reacts to award to Wall Street Journal receiving @whca Katharine Graham Award for Courage and Accountability for investigative reporting detailing a birthday card and drawing sent to Jeffrey Epstein
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Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
BREAKING: "Federal officials acknowledged in court documents that they canceled grants to states that didn’t vote for President Trump in 2024," per NYT
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy 22nd anniversary to those who celebrate.
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404 Media @404media.co · 23/07/2026
NEW: A judge caught a court reporter making AI-generated errors in a court transcript, and put stenographers on notice for their use of AI.  "Based upon the types of errors reviewed, it appears that generative artificial intelligence may have assisted with the preparation of this transcript."
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A Stenographer Submitted AI-Generated Errors in Official Court Transcript, Judge Says
A judge in Indiana warns a court reporter than it's their job to proofread their work, after catching errors likely made by AI transcription services.
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Ryan Doyle @thedoyle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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