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Declan Andrews

@thedecalodon.bsky.social
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 13/10/2026
Gay liberation is a. An ongoing process and b. Within my living memory and I am 33 years old
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This will be broadly unpopular with the electorate but I don’t think involuntary denaturalization should ever occur in a liberal society. Once you take your oath of citizenship you should forever be a citizen.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 12/10/2026
i disagree with trying to denaturalize elon musk because i want him to rot in an american prison
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
live masc with the new crunchbinder supreme
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a ‘good strategy’ in game theory terms if you assume Trump will punish you for not rolling over and showing deference and democrats won’t. Democrats should think about altering those incentives.
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Our so-called leaders have prostituted us to the Russians. Destroyed our culture. Our economies. Our honor. Our blood has been spilled on our soil. Our blood on their hands. They are the invaders.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 07/10/2026
This is sexual violence as a form of terrorism. It is political violence and it is chilling and horrific, and AOC was absolutely right to be terrified that the goons (now pardoned) laying siege to the capital would rape her if they found her. Small changes won't fix this. FLIP THE TABLE NOW
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
didn’t even clock it the first time but he said the whole box of spaghetti came split in half. this whole video was designed to torture italians lmao
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
just watched a reel where a guy made spaghetti bolognese with oranges instead of tomatoes and the comments are somehow letting him get away with using mirepoix instead of soffritto
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
look at my advocates man, we’re never solving climate change
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as a kid it was Man on the Moon, as a teenager Nightswimming, as an adult it’s The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this post made me realize ive been mixing up Alejandro Iñárritu and Armando Iannucci this whole time
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
on the other hand he’s the only one with a good camera angle
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
has carney never seen a horror movie? he’s gonna get murdered with the door behind him like that
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending
a graph of roadway and mass transit lights
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Super cool. Here’s a class traitor dispatch: when you start to make more money you start to pay more taxes. The size of the checks you send to the govt have big numbers on them. It’s unsettling. You need a strategy & that strategy is SUCK IT UP MOTHERFUCKER.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The GOP cut funding to the IRS because *audits work* and they fundamentally don't believe rich people should have to play by the rules.
Line chart titled "Revenue per audit," subtitled "In-person audits, 2010-2014." It plots average revenue and average cost per audit by taxpayer income percentile, poorer to richer, from the 0–5th percentile to the top 0.1%. Source: Boning et al. 2023, "A Welfare Analysis of Tax Audits Across the Income Distribution."

Across the bottom half of the income distribution, revenue and cost track closely, both around $3,000–$6,000 per audit. Above the median, revenue pulls ahead of cost: about $10,000 vs. $5,000 near the 90th percentile, and about $17,000 vs. $8,000 at the 95th–99th. At the top, revenue jumps to about $31,000 for the 99–99.9th percentile and about $90,000 for the top 0.1%.
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
im really gonna miss JP
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i will be brave and admit that yes, i have heard “Choosin Texas”
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we’re four thousand miles away, you don’t have to let them hurt you anymore
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i saw one person wearing a mariners hat at parkrun and another in islington this morning and at this point i have to ask, why?
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today was the third day in a row I came within a yard of a car hitting me while I was walking in a crosswalk, and today was way too close. I realize we have some drivers out there, but I think we need to ban cars until we can figure out what's going on.
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don’t care about the rest of the list i’m just glad the OA made it
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i’ve never been more relieved for the mariners to be eliminated
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Joe Odom
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i watched a guy at fanfest 2014 name every catcher the mariners had had since 1994 so that one stuck with me!
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
raul came up as a catcher for us didn’t he?
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
also what are the odds of finding enough incriminating vance to impeach him too? they’re certainly not 0
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the postal museum is pretty cool and you can ride the mail rail, i’d also recommend the canal museum which has a ~hour long canal boat ride through the tunnel under islington
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i think the bay area is the only place where i’d actually prefer they keep it in florida. we do not want tech ceos inviting mil leaders to their ketamine sex parties
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and as others have mentioned, it creates a historical record that will come in handy come 2029 and it’s time to start arresting these guys
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the theater of it is very important though. it marks most of the R contenders as scandal plagued, it sets the message for all the 2028 downballot campaigns against swing republicans, and it’ll drive him insane. he was just talking about the first impeachment at the UN!
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
isnt that the guy from the OJ trial?
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we got them right where we want them
screenshot of an MLB dot com article titled Mariners (technically) still alive after 10th inning walkoff win over astrosFor the Mariners to reach October, they will need to sweep their upcoming four-game series at home against the Angels, have the Astros (78-80) lose all four of their upcoming set against the A’s in West Sacramento and the Rangers (78-80) lose on Thursday against the Mets then all three in their weekend series against the Twins. 
If that came to fruition, all three clubs would finish 78-82 -- and Seattle would claim the division crown by virtue of its best combined head-to-head record among these three clubs. Within that criteria, the Mariners would be 14-11, the Rangers would be 12-14 and the Astros would be 12-13.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026
“to the victor go the spoils” is basically the whole thing the UN was designed to prevent
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
yuppies yearn for the fishbowl but nobody builds them for us
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they can take the bus?
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my gf wants us to move back to the states but she’s from long island and i’m from seattle. no matter where we go one of us will be a transplant. i guess it’s either we stay in London or break up
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my dad grew up in portland but was born in london. when my mom gets deported from seattle back to the bay can he move with her since he’s an immigrant? or is he being deported back to portland too?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 21/09/2026
If one of the "rewards" of affluence is that you get to opt out of the services everyone else uses -- roads & transit, aviation system, schools, healthcare, etc. -- then those services are inevitably starved of resources & decline. We have to force affluent people to be invested in them.
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wouldn’t that just be the Sounder but it runs all day?
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the tour is almost certainly gonna be cancelled, but what else can we get? can we get gillette to pull his awful fucking jingle from their ads too?
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is so lucky, he’s the first public figure to see a beta version of Woke 2
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sorry PBS has a streaming service? what the fuck?
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
swinging above the zone on a 3 ball count though? doesn’t he care about his walk rates? O-Swing%???
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Declan Andrews @thedecalodon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Art of the Green New Deal
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I choose to fuck every woman in Manhattan not because I am easy, but because I am hard
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 14/09/2026
that is torture and there must be consequences
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