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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 4h
i'm hearing the Bears / Jets game are getting Paxton ads. maga super pacs are running Texas Senate race ads in ALL the NFL games today. you can smell the fear
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 5h
these dudes seem to forget that the only real power we as the audience has is our attention. and we can choose to just not pay it to people we think are shitbags.
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London Reed🫘🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟No Kings🌟🌟🌟 @londonreed.bsky.social · 15h
Jack Smith smiling at a concert. It was said he was congenial and happy to be with the crowd. I have never seen him smile.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 5h
the NFL should allow trebuchets for suuuuuuper long field goals. let the kicker be the engineer. they have the playclock to run the trebuchet out there, setup and launch. defense can catch and run back. imagine the arms race for nerds in the draft.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 6h
these ken paxton ads try to act like he's "protecting texas children" but he let a CHILD PREDATOR WALK WITH ONE DAY OF JAIL TIME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 6h
it's amazing to me that the head-butt version made it all the way to air in the first place, tbh.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 9h
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 23h
#CJK5H
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lmao they re-cut the state farm skattebo ad. they cut out the head butt greeting!! #CTE
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be
Heat | Rom-Com Trailer
YouTube video by Bertram Storm
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Kate Sánchez @ohmymithrandir.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're a woman who plays EA Sports CFB or Madden, I wanna talk to you! And if you're a woman who loves football and don't play those games, I also wanna hear from you! Working on a piece on football, the sports video games, and well, US! RESHARES APPRECIATED
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to unpack this a tiny bit, which I think I can do without getting anybody in too much trouble: One verrry underreported aspect of campaigns like this, for obvious reasons, is “which TV pundits have the same agents as athletes they’re covering”
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
first time in NFL history a QB has been sacked and replaced by a DE?
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
maybe try learning through listening? www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdEp...
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The Tim Heidecker Podcast #0001 - Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sean Coleman
YouTube video by InfoWars
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
y'all thought 35 was crazy before.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 01/10/2026
Did you know you can just take other people's NGLs and pretend they were for you? 1. Awww thank you!
NGL: You are absolutely beautiful
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Late Night with Seth Meyers @latenightseth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seth takes #ACloserLook at Senate Republicans embarrassing themselves at a hearing youtu.be/RotCje2J5Ik?...
youtu.be
Sen. Eric Schmitt & GOP Humiliate Themselves at Train Wreck Jack Smith Hearing: A Closer Look
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Connect with Jacob Soboroff @connectwithjacob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Donald Trump realllllly likes Les Misérables — you know, the musical about justice, redemption, and revolution against an oppressive social, political, and economic system… Maybe he just sees a little of himself in the innkeeper. 🤷‍♂️ @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can you tell texas republicans are not used to competitive races bsky.app/profile/head...
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
mariachi anthem let's goooooooo!!!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it.
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matt.j.robb & 16h (€) So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild. 1/2

[Embedded image of a series of text messages from a meta muse "agent" given the call sign "Jarvis" (Parts of first message obscured by its logo have been replaced with brackets and ellipses and best guesses from context):]

Heads up, Usman is […] building right now for the MX Keys Mini [. He is sta]nding in front of the Shoppers Drug [Mart.]

$10 by e-transfer. The auto-reply told him to message when he's at your door.

10:28 PM Bad news on the MX Keys Mini pickup. Usman showed up at your building around 9:15 and waited, messaged a bunch of times, and nobody came down. He left angry at 9:38 and left a negative rating.

Worse, my auto-reply told him "Yep I'm here!" at 9:27 when you clearly weren't available, which is on me. That's a bad look and it made the no-show worse.

I've sent him an apology from your account owning it and offering to try again another day. But the negative rating is real, and I should probably stop the auto-replies from claiming you're home when I can't verify that. Want me to change the pickup replies so they don't promise you're there?

[reply, presumably from the threads user]: You gotta never do that ever again don't agree for pickup unless you check with me

[Response from Muse "Agent"]: You're right and I'm sorry. That should never have happened. It's locked in now as a hard rule: i will never […you]'re there unless you've explicitly […] that specific pickup. If someone proposes a time, I'll tell them I'll check and…  Screenshot of a tweet from Ray Wong @raywongy:
    Deleted Muse after seeing this post on Threads about how it told some Facebook Marketplace sellers the guy’s address and they showed up at his door

    Dangerous and creepy

    This would have been 1000x worse if the person was a woman
    4:35 PM · Sep 27, 2026
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's understandable that cinema/tv today leans into text messages/smartphone use-age on-screen as a storytelling device. that's how we communicate today as humans. and yet, it's a difficult task to show those messages on a phone in a shot. a close up of a hand scrolling, sure. but a text thread?
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the 'weird' political messaging from tim waltz hit so hard that the attack ads in texas against Talarico are now using 'weird' against him.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band Steely Dana
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
COLLEGE FOOTBALL HAS THE JUICE
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
trump picked the right game to attend
The University of Texas Longhorns football player "simulating using the restroom"
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i have now heard it all.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
LMAO UT's Simmons just did a dick celebration and the refs ain't havin it
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
<positioning trump in the skybox like a tv antennae> "ok herbstreit, try it again"
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
herbstreit: ;laskjdf;lasjdflkasjdl;fkjas;ldfkja;sdf fowler: "ok, partner, you just sit this series out"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's Laura Rutledge explaining that the secret service will not interfere with the radio communications at this game immediately followed by the broadcast audio going to hell
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 26/09/2026
Idk what's happening but the broadcast going directly from "look at this guy whose presence during football games fucks up the audio in the stadium" to the audio being fucked up is really great TV
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
maybe Herbstreit should stop talking, forever.
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ETX Gov @etxgov.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
I have some thoughts on the Kansas/Austin ice surges & I'm probably not the person to give advice & am not saying folks should risk getting shot. But your neighbors atleast deserve you shining a bright light on the ice activities in your area & making noise about it. ICE doesn't want eyes on them.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they're from a town called Liberal, Kansas. What's The Matter In Kansas, indeed
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 25/09/2026
tucker carlson is a foppish frozen TV dinner empire heir, a virulent bigot, and a grotesque opportunist/propagandist. it's embarrassing that NPR editors think he needs more attention for his phony-ass pivot away from a nightmare he helped build
NPR headline for tucker carlson interview: "Tucker Carlson has reconsidered Trump. And quite a bit else."
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
listen. i will Clear Eyes Full Hearts my way out of any problem presented... However, FNL as number 14?! on the "100 best TV Shows of the 21st Century"?! the new york times is high on crack you cannot convince me otherwise.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Per Texas media, it’s looking like +100K registrations were affected. Secretary of State is saying that it shouldn’t affect voting.
We reached out to 24 counties today to see the extent of the problem. Here's what we got back:
Collin County - 40,000+
Travis County - 32,000
Brazoria County - 9,000+
Hays County - 8,100
Cameron County - 5,000
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
again, mets, i am asking you to met it up, pls.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dear Santa,
the Slate Auto SUV EV
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
to save money, NBC could reboot Wings + Cheers. airport bar where no one knows your name? and nobody cares?!
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
c'mon mets. do mets stuff so the rangers can keep the astros out of the playoffs. do the right thing.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Please know that this is one of my few legitimate areas of actual, high-level professional expertise: Kicking the healthiest people off of a health insurance program will bankrupt it. Not 'could;' not 'might,' not 'probably," but absolutely will, with mathematical certainty.
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The Darkroom @thedarkroom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we are due for some 'guy at the gas station filling a plastic water jug that will chemically dissolve before he gets home' videos.
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