Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Note: The New Life Church are not devotees of Depeche Mode’s first album, Speak and Spell. Live and learn. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Him: I had three cookies last night. Me: Well I ate the other 27 today. 000
Reposted by Theda bMatt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026SIX MEMBERS OF THE SUPREME COURT: the sky is blue BRETT KAVANAUGH: the sky probably isn't blue, but y'all aren't ready to have that conversation ALITO AND THOMAS: the earth is strapped to the back of a gigantic chicken 6664126
Reposted by Theda bMatt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026in terms of the spectrum of all of the ways that white people born into Christian families might turn out, Dolly Parton was as far from Donald Trump as you can get. That Trump has now outlived her conclusively proves that if there ever were a god he has fully turned his face from us 1517
Reposted by Theda bCongresswoman Ayanna Pressley @pressley.house.gov · 22/08/2026Haitian TPS holders are caregivers, nursing assistants, & essential to our economy. With the termination of TPS for Haiti, our seniors, their families, & extended communities will bear the consequences. The Senate must do the right thing & pass our bill to extend Haiti TPS NOW. 13516153
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I had a dream I was being chased by a street urchin claiming I’d stolen her collection of pennies. If I had (and I’m confessing to nothing), the little bitch would have deserved it. 010
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You expect the USAG to know the law? Those data are done, sir. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Devoting most of your videos to waxing nostalgic about how much better the 90s were is distinctly different from lighthearted reminiscing. I’ll never understand how some people build up huge followings by being really dull, but damn me if they don’t. I’m dull. Where’s my following? 100
Reposted by Theda bJews For Racial & Economic Justice Action @jfrejnyc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This is pure Islamophobia. There’s no controversy. It’s just racism. 520346
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Years ago when he still had an active Etsy shop, I listed a “Vulcan mood ring” for sale. It never changed colors. Someone tried to buy it, too. 100
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 23/07/2026he House of Representatives passed a really ugly NDAA today. Americans be like, “I am outraged! When are they up for reelection?” Every other November, you fucking imbecile. The fact that any American adult would even have to ask when House elections are is how we got here. 020
Reposted by Theda bGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 317255006967
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Why is RFK Jr obsessed with the sperm count of teenage boys? 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Today I told an American Zionist that the IDF could shoot his mother in the face and rape her corpse, and he’d still find a way to blame Hamas. I’ve got no patience for genocide denialists, and that includes both Gaza and The Holocaust. Happy fucking Bastille Day. 020
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I know Doctor Who is on indefinite hiatus, but I still want to see Hugh Laurie as The Doctor and Stephen Frye as The Master. It doesn’t have to be a whole series, or even cannon, but they would be perfect. Damn it, Marjorie! 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Please never call records “vinyls.” You may call them LPs, 7-inches, 10-inches, or 12-inches as applicable. You may also expound on why there are 45s and 78s, but not 33s. Is it because “33 and a thirds” is too much of a mouthful? 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Beware of book clubs. www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...theguardian.com‘This is injustice’: how leftist zines were used to sentence anti-ICE protesters to decades in prisonAdvocates sound alarm after zines were used as evidence to convict protesters of terrorism charges tied to 2025 protest at Texas ICE facility 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I plugged something I’d written into an online word counter, and it also told me the writing appeared to be AI. It offered to “humanize” it for me, for a fee. The words I’d written with my own human brain and fingers failed the Turing test, but the computer could fix it for me. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Who thought it was a good idea to fill the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with Brawndo? 100
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 14/06/2026People on resale sites are increasingly using AI to create photos of their goods on imaginary models. Not only is this a frivolous use of a technology that is extremely resource intensive and environmentally damaging, the AI photos often misrepresent details of the garment and how it would fit. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 12/06/2026“I’m not that into fruity salads.” “You used to be an ally.” 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I love it when some Millennial or Gen Z gothling tries to convince me that goth is somehow an anti capitalist movement. This one thinks that’s why there was so much DIY in the scene. Not because we’re weirdo art kids who wanted to look like weirdo art kids. I’m too old for this shit. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 31/05/2026This is your not-at-all regular reminder that Coco Chanel was literally a Nazi. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Watching people freak out about the NC house bill that establishes personhood at point of fertilization is making me hate everyone. Yes, the bill is a disaster, but these disastrous bills are proposed regularly and they die in committee. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 26/05/2026My high school creative writing teacher preached against the use of adverbs. He was trying (poorly) to encourage us to use more interesting verbs. He’s dead now, and if there’s any kind of an afterlife, I hope it’s lousy with adverbs. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 11/05/2026MoviesExclamationPoint is showing Mildred Pierce for Mother’s Day. They sure know how to celebrate. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 28/04/2026You know what really pisses me off about Kimmel’s “glow like an expectant widow” joke? That I didn’t write it. It’s a really good line. 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Got an add for Heretic Perfumes about a new product they have that “celebrates the decadence of the 1930s.” I assume it smells like dust and burlap. Because that’s how we did “decadence” in the Great Depression. 100
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Will someone please tell me why Ben & Jerry have never released an ice cream flavor called Jamocha Kincaid? 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I saw the acronym NLOG for the first time tonight and was sure it meant “non-lesbian original goths.” Will someone help me update Urban Dictionary until this becomes true? 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Humphrey Bogart’s mother was a successful commercial artist and for several years, he was the infant model for a baby food company. (Not Gerber) 000
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Jimmy Cagney really did speak Yiddish.youtu.beCagney Speaks YiddishYouTube video by Cladrite Radio 000
Reposted by Theda bSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 03/04/2026It's hard not to think of Paxton's definition of fascism when considering the extent to which the federal government under Trump has been reduced to a) a rogue murder state outside the nation's boundaries and b) a rogue, ethnic cleansing/mass deportation operation *inside* the nation's boundaries. 311477566
Reposted by Theda bThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/04/2026Colorado Overrun With Flamboyant Children After Camp Director Notices Conversion Therapy Device Set To Reverse theonion.com/colorado-overrun-with-… 182075299
Reposted by Theda bNYCLU @nyclu.org · 03/04/2026NY lawmakers should not be supporting legislation that would outlaw protest on countless blocks – and even whole neighborhoods – across the city. @mayor.nyc.gov has the chance to veto one of the City Council's restrictive "buffer zone" bills and protect our right to protest. We urge him to do so. 56420
Reposted by Theda bMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I do think that those lawyers and law professors who tried to fabricate a historical or legal case against birthright citizenship should be socially and professionally ostracized for their shocking cynicism and intellectual dishonesty as well as for their bald hostility to pluralist American values. 342525608
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 26/03/2026When I was 15, I started a fan club for a man whose name I randomly picked from the phone book. I invited my friends to join and we created offices and had bylaws and everything. The internet has made that kind of creative fun irrelevant. 010
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Sorry about the complete misrepresentation that has led to materially dire consequences for thousands of immigrants. Oopsies. 021
Reposted by Theda bAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 08/03/2026There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care. 608177244753
Reposted by Theda bMatt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 05/03/2026good news is that 250 years later we're going to let a Native American decide who gets to be American, bad news is that it's this guy www.hcn.org/issues/51-21...hcn.orgMarkwayne Mullin is for Trump – and Indian Country - High Country NewsThe Cherokee congressman, who is hard-right and white-passing, may not seem like an Indigenous lawmaker, but he’s no anomaly. 4404
Reposted by Theda bNYCLU @nyclu.org · 21/02/2026NY law already protects people from obstruction, intimidation, interference, violence or threatening behavior when entering or leaving a house of worship. New proposals from City Council + Albany are at best unnecessary and at worst will exacerbate the already hostile attitudes toward free speech.nyclu.orgBuffer Zones Around Houses of Worship in NY Would Fuel Trump’s Fight Against Protest 1158
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Bibi could have high definition video of Trump raping one baby while eating another and he’d just tell us it’s fake news and that those babies deserved it and Article II says he’s allowed to rape and eat babies anyway. And MAGA would say he’s right. 110
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Let me explain something about the “chosen people” narrative in Judaism. It’s not an expression of supremacy. It’s like winning the lottery, but not in a PowerBall way. More like in a Shirley Jackson way. 010
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 12/02/2026When you come home, do you lie and tell your cats you were out hunting for them? 100
Theda b @theda-b.bsky.social · 22/01/2026My sister was born on the 50th anniversary of the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, an event which led directly to the collapse of much of the northern hemisphere. But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence. 000
