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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes

A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"

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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is just to say I have eaten the ants that were on the galley cart and which were probably not even supposed to be on the plane forgive me they were more appealing than the pretzels or the cookies

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What some folks really mean when they claim to have never heard the Chrono Trigger soundtrack.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Took a minute to persuade myself it wasn't the Maryland state flag.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I am turning into my mom, angry and confused about me taking the trash out in the Sims instead of real life.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Mind virus" is a useful tell for "I utterly fail to grasp what this idea is or why people find it compelling."

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The Corodon @thecorodon.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026

Got to see an interesting exhibit on the Arts and Crafts movement in #Philadelphia at the at museum yesterday.

An elaborately decorated door lock, knocker, and key.

The upper corner the backboard of an extravagantly carved dresser. Carvings include a sphinx at the top, a lion's head holding a ring joined to a spiked ball, a cherubic figure, and a duck.

The top of a brass Japanese urn-type container. The whole thing was about 7 feet tall. At the top you have a guy doing some kind of balancing act while another person looks on with concern. Beaked, winged dragon-ish beasts climb the sides of the urn. At the bottom childlike figures look up, sitting among the legs holding the urn up.
This was a piece Japan sent to the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia in 1876.

Close-up of an inlaid Japanese desk, also sent to the Centennial Exposition. A tree is inlaid inside a circle of a fish scale pattern. Two dark drawers below are painted with gold plant life.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Step 1: Conquer the world. Step 2: End homelessness in this (the only) country.

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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Narnia books as Isekai Manga

1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Saruman would send this one back.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

First off, you can't just give a pope an orb to look at without making him look like a wizard. And that is not the orb of a good wizard. That is the orb of a side-quest villain who refers to his filth golems as "my children."

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

... Is this still about the maracas?

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Futzing with this is making me appreciate how much is going on with kerning and the arms on Ts and Fs here, and making them look good in every configuration but this one, apparently.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's only fair that this one is actively resisting being brought into existence

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What a haunting turn of phrase.

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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Beowulf v0.5: Animals now have new "baby" and "adult" variants.

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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Rough Draft vs Final Draft

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Feyb your thusculums and swappen the mik, everyone. The dictionary is on vacation and the world is your urrapluzz.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Your flavor is beyond compare With toasty bumps and divots there And essences of gluten and saline. Your crunch is like an autumn wind But in my soup you're softening And I cannot compete with you, Saltine.

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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/08/2026

Never let a writer help you move

A cardboard moving box with EPHEMERA written on it in Sharpie

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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 20/08/2026

TTRPG campaign pitch: X-Men Permadeath Campaign. Start with the original 5 in 1963, roughly follow the arcs of the comics running characters through missions. If someone goes down the character dies, the player has to replace them. You watch how quickly the team becomes unrecognizable.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Makes me think of how different the series looks in the alternate universe where Claremont followed through on his initial plan to kill off Wolverine right after Giant Size #1.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

If you have some money to throw at a worthy teacher, Danina is fundraising to fill a classroom library in an underfunded #Philadelphia high school. Donors Choose is matching donations 50% today. www.donorschoose.org/project/make...

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

White/teal. Gray belly looks unbalanced to me--though maybe it would be different against a darker background.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think you're skipping a step here, though: Is it ethical to forbid C3PO from looking at copyrighted art without paying? Or (relevant to the current debate) is it ethical to exempt C3PO from copyright restrictions while enforcing them against meatbag artists?

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

What is the opposite of advertising?

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

If I understand this, proto-crocs saw the amount of work proto-birds were doing and said, "screw that, I'm gonna lie in water."

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Credentials, Dan @dancredentials.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Me, nodding knowingly: The beaks.

Headline of paleontology news article: Crocodiles can't fly. Birds can. Scientists have finally figured out why

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Deacon Blues Clues @deaconbluesclues.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Listen up. You know those horrible leg cramps you get in the middle of the night? Next time that shit happens point your toes UP, towards your head, not down. Ends that thing way faster, less agony. Something to do with antagonistic muscle groups or something like that

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

It could have been in the news. That he rescued those people. We'd say, "Say what you will about Zuck, but he did save all those people in his yacht." He didn't even want that.

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Zach Rabiroff @zachrabiroff.com · 28/07/2026

My meta-discourse is that spending the day arguing about a movie review is a right and proper use of social media, and infinitely more fun than the usual thing that happens around here

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

4dx Odyssey? How much water did you get sprayed with?

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This is great because Philadelphia has a deep pool of parallel-parking talent and also a large population who are not aware that parallel parking exists.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Is it the normies themselves who do this, or the engagement-farm accounts that propagate the memes to them?

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

yes, this is about The Odyssey. the Odysseyposting will continue until hospitality improves

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I'm sure you bore it as best you could.

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

This is the first time one of the artifacts was just an item I 100% recognized. I'm probably not the only one. Anthropeum.com · Jul 20 2026🟦🟩🟦🟨🟩🟦🟩🟦🟩🟨 79,475 · top 15% of players today!

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Malört Supernova @goodwillhrunting.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Odysseus sowing: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Odysseys reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Conservative media criticism has become so racist and vulgarized that Nolan can make a movie with the message "imperial powers are the barbarians at their own gates" and the right-wing critique of it is "why lady black"

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

They would find about 10% of its runtime highly engaging and/or nightmare-inducing.

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