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Arti, the Lightning Count

@articerile.bsky.social
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UK's best Pokkén Fraud, EVO confirmed. Première source for inane posts about Card Games. Occasional content creator. They/them.

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Lybra, The Just @lybrathejust.bsky.social · 10h
Banner Commission from my pal, my oshi, @pehk.vtubers.social Check him out when ya get a chance! #Artsky #Artmoots #Commission #VTubers
A recreation of Michelangelo's "Creation of Man" but depicting a purple citypop eagle VTuber and his radical blue crayfish pet
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
obsessed with this yo-yo packaging I found in a pizza shop arcade. are you speeding your cool, in the new way?
Yo-yo box reading “New 2 degree space” “NewDouble” “Dimeensions” “the 6 generation” “I speed my cool, and the new way!” “Hyper velocity yo yo” “super clutch light emitting type”
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
submitted by discord user
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maybe still jurijuri @hellonerds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the moon hits your eye With a big mecha guy Escaflowne
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 25/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Strughoulo @struggalo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got brain freeze from eating revenge too fast.
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Lea // CathGuac @delayedtrigger.scryfall.com · 19/09/2026
a screenshot of a scryfall search result for the search "lore: awoo"
Showing the one card where the lore includes "awoo"
Fearless Pup
Creature - Wolf
First Strike
Boast - 2R: Fearless Pup gets +2/+0 until end of tun. (Activate this ability only if this creature attacked this turn and only once each turn.)
"Awooo!"
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Art by Jehan Choo
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Mrrr! Treats, please!”
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 17/09/2026
Family Guy's on.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Arti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am going to enjoy calling this card "Flample Gamble" because it's fun to say. #MTGFracture
 Curse-Marred Demon {2}{R}{R}

Creature — Demon

Flying, trample

When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.

He had gambled and accepted the pact, ignorant of what he stood to lose.
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Illustrated by Kev Walker
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Arti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@jellyvivi.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxmF...
youtube.com
James May Says Cheese In 4K 60fps
YouTube video by The Microwave Network
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Out of Context RTGame @nocontextrtgame.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What if we kill Snoop Dogg? #rtgame
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Keithulhu @keithulhucards.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Man, these Reality Fracture previews are getting wild
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's Zeal map from Chrono Trigger and it's waterfalls going down onto the top of the Super Mario World world map

It lines up nice






I like Chrono Cross better than Trigger
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
GOOD NEWS, TERRANOIDS. Brillo comedy adventure Earth Must Die is coming to your PS5 and Switches on September 9th! Chock full of amazing British comedy voice talent including Joel Fry, Martha Howe-Douglas, Tamsin Grieg, @alexhorne.bsky.social, @misterabk.bsky.social and LOADS more.
Earth Must Die capsule with PS5 / Switch written on it. A blue alien man is fucking lording it over a tiny planet Earth while his milk-stuffed robot companion looks on, shocked.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I guess the house always wins" - me, competing against a house in a Looking Like A House Contest.
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"That's a nice argument, but I've already made a meme depicting you as the raging & unsteady Urborg Yargle & I as the stoic & stacked Otaria Yargle."
A blue Yargle card & black Yargle card from Reality Fracture. The former is the Echoverse version & the latter is the normal multiverse version. They have inverted power & toughnesses (3/9 & 9/3) & the former is bottom heavy whilst the latter is top heavy
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Fuck it, no reason to hold back.
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Minerva P Kelley @doubleca5t.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Merry Kirkmas
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themis kisser🚬🐅 @friendlyhougen.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Probably this one because it's infinitely funnier being born 2 months after 9/11
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 08/09/2026
game changing equippable hot buttons? ugh. boring. 🙄 quick select radial wheel thats generations old? barf. 🤮 i hope ur ready for the new hotness pioneered in botw: spending 10 minutes scrolling through a single horizontal bar filled with all the bullshit u picked up ↔️🤩↔️
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Arti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So glad we're getting such a refined system over "having buttons for the two items you want to keep using repeatedly"
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TrekCore.com 🖖 @trekcore.com · 08/09/2026
NEW! The first big announcement for #StarTrek's 60th anniversary week is here — a new collaboration with luxury cookware company Le Creuset to send your kitchen to the final frontier blog.trekcore.com/2026/09/star...
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Le Creuset Cookware Announces New LE CREUSET x STAR TREK Collaboration for 60th Anniversary
The first big announcement for STAR TREK’s 60th anniversary week is here — a new collaboration with luxury cookware company Le Creuset to send your kitchen to the final frontier
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Seabats @seabats.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Arguing with my partner about their inefficient Stardew farm layout while in missionary
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/09/2026
"Whale fact:"
[A high-quality underwater photograph of a sperm whale with a Getty Images watermark.]
"big"
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Arti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tangy
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 02/09/2026
"You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering."
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This greeting has become part of his morning routine. Cute meows!
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Arti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
RIP Recovery Capsem: October 26, 2025 to August 30, 2026. Gone, and Repeatedly Forgotten @jellyvivi.bsky.social
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Dumb Cockatoo!!🏳️‍⚧️ @mintybird.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you know what, out of all things that could have occurred with MBC, I was not expecting "gay mpreg mounting deck" to be on the list of considerations go mount quintorious and make him pregnant I guess
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Much like many in my online cohort, I agree with Spice re: ripping your own jeans So I did. Thread inbound 🧵:
A proxy of the upcoming Magic card Picard, Steadfast Captain, which will be releasing in the Star Trek welcome decks, I believe.
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I really love these photos! They still make me laugh
A black-and-white cat in a cardboard boxA black-and-white cat in a cardboard boxA black-and-white cat in a cardboard boxA black-and-white cat in a cardboard box
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly passing in the same week, rough time in particular for homosexuals of a certain age.
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Scryfall @scryfall.com · 26/08/2026
FIND OUT THE TRUTH ONLY AT scryfall.com/sets/slz?ord...
youtube thumbnail featuring the elephant from generous gift, with text of DOES HE KNOW. behind is a cuneiform tablet. the elephant is pregnanant, sorry i mean pregnat, sorry i mean prangent, sorry i mean gregnant, sorry i mean prangnet, sorry i mean pargent, sorry i mean
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Arti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whistler's Mother Of Runes
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Brian Raddatz @brianraddatz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Zipped up my exported executable with a huge sack of .dll files and sent it to exactly one friend via a suspicious limewire link for it to get flagged as malware multiple times; here are a couple highlights!
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Fiona @fionasmall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Real French in Quebec
Delusional cosplayers in France
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"When Spiderverse came out I thought we would see studios attempt new CG art styles. What actually happened was that studios just wanted to make Spiderverse again" - Karl Marx in Das Capital: A Critique of Political Economy (Source: tinyurl.com/rs298ucw)
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Arti, the Lightning Count @articerile.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bro you got angry birds’d. Your mean green pig ass got knocked off the level with the physics. Bro
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cloud Strife has two paths to choose
Tifa: happiness with childhood sweetheart 
Yuffie: sex offender
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Geoffrey Palmer @livingcardsmtg.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
my little pony magic cards
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Mental Misplay @mentalmisplay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Who else is excited for Reality Fracture?
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