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Tom Petty Larceny™️

@thecaffeinator.bsky.social
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Former academic physician. Liberal Democrat forever. I LOVE coffee. I have opinions. First, do no harm. Love my kids and don’t want them growing up in a world with fewer rights than I had. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈Ally 〽️ Go Blue DMs open but don’t be a douche

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Tom Petty Larceny™️ @thecaffeinator.bsky.social · 2h
I think the Central Park 5 still get first dibs tho, right?
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Tom Petty Larceny™️ @thecaffeinator.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently, my bio requires an explanation: when I say “don’t be a douche” that means don’t send me spam DMs to repost your own content. I believe Merriam-Webster defines “douche” as someone who shamelessly self-promotes.
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VanCity 604 @604-vancity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
☝️☝️☝️ Was he pushed out or did he jump? @urbanmodernism.bsky.social @carlyja22.bsky.social @adventurer56.bsky.social @oysterboy-redux.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @mlipsitt.bsky.social @eileennjflns.bsky.social @tdssister.bsky.social @larrycolvin.bsky.social @billthornbro.bsky.social
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank you @preciouspetal.bsky.social @604-vancity.bsky.social @danielgamboa820.bsky.social @itsbek.bsky.social and @clarkpowers.bsky.social for the shoutout. 💙 @packers1.bsky.social @miamac88.bsky.social @snblue.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @ladybug014.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social
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Tom Petty Larceny™️ @thecaffeinator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, maybe he should take in a show there first…
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Tom Petty Larceny™️ @thecaffeinator.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On a positive note, you know it’ll go bankrupt shortly
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WEDNESDAY FRIENDS #2 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @mace-duggan.bsky.social @truthaxe.bsky.social @beetlebaum2.bsky.social @slicedhand.bsky.social @greg60.bsky.social @coldsassy.bsky.social @dyerfineart.com @katarinarostovairl.bsky.social
White text on a pink, textured background reads: If you live in Colorados 4th district and havent had sex with Lauren Boebert, you may be entitled to compensation..
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VanCity 604 @604-vancity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
☝️☝️☝️ #Media #Trump #Imbecile #Delusional #Criminal #CryBaby @weatherman-1616.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @stephen5150.bsky.social @carly71.bsky.social @janejune.bsky.social @pattyger.bsky.social @lemonadegirl.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thanks @ltwlauren.bsky.social @j1j2.bsky.social @kayaeger.bsky.social @danielgamboa820.bsky.social for the shoutout💙 #SundayNightParties @ladybug014.bsky.social @allie-froglegs.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @57kev.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @jwlee3427.bsky.social @catbe1.bsky.social
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Tom Petty Larceny™️ @thecaffeinator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seems like an opportune time to re-post this…
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SUNDAY FRIENDS #2 @dyerfineart.com @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @melissamallou.bsky.social @joohcool.bsky.social @glenness.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @flowerbox33.bsky.social @grumpyleigh.bsky.social @scottculkin.bsky.social @jbertuglia.bsky.social
Gray background with text: From now on, any time Kash Patel has a speaking engagement, everybody in the audience should make barnyard noises. A sheep emoji is at the end.
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FRIDAY FRIENDS #2 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @helenmaryme.bsky.social @stat-monkey.bsky.social @olderearl76.bsky.social @sheologian.bsky.social @marie3will.bsky.social @fellinieyeam.bsky.social @truthaxe.bsky.social @taint9.bsky.social
White bold text over a nighttime desert background reads: With Patels soft policy on bestiality, maybe its time to release the Holstein files..
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump $5000 Iran War Iranian LEGO Propaganda @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @itistherealjas.bsky.social @sawyerxx.bsky.social @bryan-y.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @james5985.bsky.social @cdnmelody.bsky.social @burt-r-ward.bsky.social @jdebat.bsky.social @corpsepilot.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WEDNESDAY FRIENDS #2 @luckyshitt.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @itistherealjas.bsky.social @sawyerxx.bsky.social @bryan-y.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @james5985.bsky.social @cdnmelody.bsky.social @burt-r-ward.bsky.social @jdebat.bsky.social @corpsepilot.bsky.social
Text on a colorful gradient background reads: The Emmy for Outstanding Makeup Artist goes to whoever embalmed Mitch McConnell..
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kudos to Mitch McConnell's taxidermist. He looks like something RFK, Jr. would eat. 💀🐢
A photo of Mitch McConnell, AKA Palpatine, being wheeled around.
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you @bandroll.bsky.social @raykwong.lol @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social for the shoutout. 💙 @dairylandjubilee.bsky.social @sheamus15.bsky.social @jwlee3427.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @kbalivewell.bsky.social @snblue.bsky.social @ernettlieb.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social
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VanCity 604 @604-vancity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
☝️☝️☝️ 2977 souls lost Sept 11, 2001 #NYC #Sad #RIP @pattyger.bsky.social @lemonadegirl.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @northjules.bsky.social @southerngayteacher.bsky.social @llblue.bsky.social @nadinemrosin.bsky.social @toguy99.bsky.social @tucsonlady.bsky.social
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The Vic @tdssister.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love this! TYSM Casey 💙🦋 @alphacentauri53.bsky.social @bluetucson.bsky.social @bab102.bsky.social @raykwong.lol @rottipapa.bsky.social @deandawg.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @firestormz1.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @maryannak.bsky.social @ericlars2.bsky.social
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Trump TACO Tuesday Caturday @itistherealjas.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @juneosborne99.bsky.social @huntressbrujavolva.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @marktsneed.bsky.social @nattydreadwolfe.bsky.social @sossueme.bsky.social @lmagny.bsky.social @angthelib.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
MONDAY FRIENDS #2 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @juneosborne99.bsky.social @huntressbrujavolva.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @marktsneed.bsky.social @nattydreadwolfe.bsky.social @sossueme.bsky.social @lmagny.bsky.social @angthelib.bsky.social
Yellow background with bold brown text that reads: Trumps new hair color is Just for Men Dictator Brown..
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Thank you @prosselizabeth.bsky.social and @6cats4adomino.bsky.social for the shoutout. 💙 @markymark757.bsky.social @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social @bab102.bsky.social @alphacentauri53.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @sassy0210.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social
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Tom Petty Larceny™️ @thecaffeinator.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My brave son died on August 31st. I am broken, and while I know that he is at peace and that life goes on, I’m gonna sit here with my grief for the next 40 years or so and let it go on around me
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VanCity 604 @604-vancity.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Happy Sunday!! #Trump #Weak #Goof #OutOfTouch #Bully #Imbecile @oysterboy-redux.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @ruscom.bsky.social @bibliophile99.bsky.social @annsheltonokc.bsky.social @countrytngal.bsky.social @tessadk.bsky.social @metaresistance.bsky.social @srosnato.bsky.social
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
lol thanks Ray 💙 @jandee924.bsky.social @demladyalways.bsky.social @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social @judithbolyard.bsky.social @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @wolverinebear.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @allie-froglegs.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @docmurphydog.bsky.social
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trump Seinfeld @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @snark-chasm.bsky.social @crystalmariepa5.bsky.social @alisonwhite3.bsky.social @powderedtoastman3.bsky.social @cherokeewarrior.bsky.social @jimwillis48.bsky.social @brosephus.bsky.social
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Thank you @bab102.bsky.social @raykwong.lol and @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social for the shoutout. 💙 @atti1711.bsky.social @clarkpowers.bsky.social @sentenne.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @tntnle.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @ramblinro.bsky.social Canada is fighting back. 💪
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WEDNESDAY FRIENDS #2 @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @snark-chasm.bsky.social @crystalmariepa5.bsky.social @alisonwhite3.bsky.social @powderedtoastman3.bsky.social @cherokeewarrior.bsky.social @jimwillis48.bsky.social @brosephus.bsky.social
A woman in a light suit blows powder from her hands. A speech bubble says, Hey Mitch, remember that blowjob youve always wanted? A ghostly mans head and rude words appear in the background. The text iHarry is on her suit.
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The Vic @tdssister.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
#TacoTuesday 🌮🥑🌶️ @57kev.bsky.social @rikerjoe.bsky.social @schultziepie.bsky.social @deandawg.bsky.social @alphacentauri53.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @sandboxpete.bsky.social @ltwlauren.bsky.social @6cats4adomino.bsky.social @wolverinebear.bsky.social @flamekurve.bsky.social
Donald getting a taco from Joe
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
TUESDAY FRIENDS #2 @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @subdude.bsky.social @shalpin.bsky.social @chickenstring.bsky.social @drmindfull.bsky.social @bfletch59.bsky.social @ourcommonground.com @karyn628.bsky.social @colette73.bsky.social
Glenn Close as Alex in Fatal Attraction wears a white off-shoulder dress and stands in a disheveled room, looking distressed. Text above reads: Natalie Harp showing up in the Lincoln Bedroom..
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thank you @srosnato.bsky.social @merlinmm.bsky.social and @danielgamboa820.bsky.social for the shoutout. 💙 @arcordray.bsky.social @davidp-p.bsky.social @kbalivewell.bsky.social @rba11.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @gratitude333.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @rikerjoe.bsky.social
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I Should’ve Been a Cowgirl @seizeday.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
TY Bab! @bab102.bsky.social #Blues @tcrg2012.bsky.social @phoenix509.bsky.social @amyg8907.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @genxer-71.bsky.social @rebelb1uebsky.social @jules1212.bsky.social @seizeday.bsky.social
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hunter Biden @imnotapu2.bsky.social @tinymermaid.bsky.social @preciouspetal.bsky.social @rikerjoe.bsky.social @markymark757.bsky.social @carmen5022.bsky.social @redsun76.bsky.social @rachelwales.bsky.social @wolverinebear.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @ericlars2.bsky.social
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thanks Ray 💙💙 @abbarsha.bsky.social @demladyalways.bsky.social @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social @thewelshtaffy24.bsky.social @wolverinebear.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @allie-froglegs.bsky.social @gentlem.bsky.social @tdssister.bsky.social @eggzbacn.bsky.social @sandor22.bsky.social
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Caturday Hozier #Music @itistherealjas.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @ja-mack.bsky.social @kittymarlind.bsky.social @susancamille.bsky.social @thingi.bsky.social @nooligarchs.bsky.social @dkwally.bsky.social @coldsassy.bsky.social @nycgriff.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
CATURDAY FRIENDS #2 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @ja-mack.bsky.social @kittymarlind.bsky.social @susancamille.bsky.social @thingi.bsky.social @nooligarchs.bsky.social @dkwally.bsky.social @coldsassy.bsky.social @nycgriff.bsky.social
White text over a blurred pink and purple background reads: How long do you think it will be until we see photos of an agent, knocked out with his pants around his ankles because he misused the new shock gloves?.
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The Vic @tdssister.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
TYSM @imnotapu2.bsky.social @tinymermaid.bsky.social @preciouspetal.bsky.social @rikerjoe.bsky.social @markymark757.bsky.social @carmen5022.bsky.social @redsun76.bsky.social @rachelwales.bsky.social @wolverinebear.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @ericlars2.bsky.social
Donald being denied a capitol one card
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Thanks @misskitty.art and @billthornbro.bsky.social for the shoutout 💙 @jamie-lynn06.bsky.social @guhlenda.bsky.social @packers1.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @habsmtlcanadiens.bsky.social @olszewskijc1891.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @oneveteransoath.bsky.social @jeryzner.bsky.social
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump Puppet Regime #Aliens @itistherealjas.bsky.social @leftinthemidwest.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @burdeen63.bsky.social @snagzsong.com @oraclebungee.bsky.social @4nd3l.bsky.social @colette73.bsky.social @amandamcquade.bsky.social @mochachaiguy.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
TUESDAY FRIENDS #2 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @leftinthemidwest.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @burdeen63.bsky.social @snagzsong.com @oraclebungee.bsky.social @4nd3l.bsky.social @colette73.bsky.social @amandamcquade.bsky.social @mochachaiguy.bsky.social
Side view Metamucillini with a comb-over hairstyle, smiling, with text above making a satirical comparison about appearance.
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
MONDAY FRIENDS #2 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @leevining395.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @dairylandjubilee.bsky.social @armyveteran.bsky.social @jbertuglia.bsky.social @thepirateswife.bsky.social @orvillelawton.bsky.social @dkwally.bsky.social @porscheflipflop.bsky.social
Text reads: Motion to call Trumps toupee the Strait of Hair Mousse on a light purple abstract background.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Caturday Ohio Players #MusicSky #MusicChallenge @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @colette73.bsky.social @4nd3l.bsky.social @edfloden.bsky.social @pauliticaleye.bsky.social @jbertuglia.bsky.social @mcdeathbruger.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @snagzsong.com @davidcaryhart.bsky.social
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Communist Democratic Socialist @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @colette73.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @4nd3l.bsky.social @edfloden.bsky.social @pauliticaleye.bsky.social @jbertuglia.bsky.social @mcdeathbruger.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @snagzsong.com @davidcaryhart.bsky.social
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Thanks @ltwlauren.bsky.social @grateful-1.bsky.social and @schultziepie.bsky.social for the shoutout💙 #FridayNightParties 🎉 @charlesbeaudoin.bsky.social @dalewalls1.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @yecats47.bsky.social #MAGAMorons don't even know what communist means!
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jandee924 🌻🕊️🦋 @jandee924.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hi Linda! TYSM @lindaworkerbee.bsky.social @mormjustmorm.bsky.social @japulver.bsky.social @queenmab99.bsky.social @pinkyrocks.bsky.social @cj76-48.bsky.social @genxer-71.bsky.social @heather.sheshed.rocks @tweetiepiehawly.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
TUESDAY FRIENDS #2 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @purewal25.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @missann.bsky.social @jbertuglia.bsky.social @10levelfusion.bsky.social @voxdulcis.bsky.social @barskin.bsky.social @ggmajoyc.bsky.social
A hooded figure with a phone stands above the words I KNOW THAT YOU DIED THIS SUMMER; in front, an older man sits beside a woman, both smiling, with car headlights shining on a dark road behind them.
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SPAM (from Daniel Gamboa) @danielgamboa820.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
TACO Tuesday Caturday @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @rckiiski.bsky.social @matriarchy.now @greg60.bsky.social @4nd3l.bsky.social @angelsinvelvet.bsky.social @kathygori.bsky.social @comance1.bsky.social @reactionshots.bsky.social
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
MONDAY FRIENDS #2 @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @itistherealjas.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @rckiiski.bsky.social @matriarchy.now @greg60.bsky.social @4nd3l.bsky.social @angelsinvelvet.bsky.social @kathygori.bsky.social @comance1.bsky.social @reactionshots.bsky.social
White text on a blurred, colorful background reads: Fauci says he will only answer questions asked by Mitch McConnell..
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Sassy0210 @sassy0210.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SUNDAY FRIENDS #2 @itistherealjas.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @luckyshitt.bsky.social @voxdulcis.bsky.social @prettygothmachine.bsky.social @ernieinmaine.bsky.social @bethyvampireslayer.bsky.social @scyellowdogdem.bsky.social @boytobutterfly.bsky.social @guydemoeres.bsky.social
Two men in suits sit side by side; one looks disgusted with a grimace, while the other appears to be sleeping. The caption above reads, The moment you realized that the diaper overflowed....
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Amy B @abbarsha.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Thank you @merlinmm.bsky.social and @docmurphydog.bsky.social for the shoutout. 💙 @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @turquoise-cat.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @biggfredd.bsky.social @goodplacejames.bsky.social @jandee924.bsky.social @rba11.bsky.social @dpfrazier22.bsky.social @srosnato.bsky.social
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VanCity 604 @604-vancity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
☝️☝️☝️ Jas 👍 #Trump #Idiot #Stupid #Embarrassment @lms2025.bsky.social @carlyja22.bsky.social @adventurer56.bsky.social @21sted.bsky.social @oysterboy-redux.bsky.social @thecaffeinator.bsky.social @crankyoldcrackpot.bsky.social @mlipsitt.bsky.social @billthornbro.bsky.social @markrf400.bsky.social
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