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ErnieinMaine

@ernieinmaine.bsky.social
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Maine retiree, Dem since JFK. Former trombonist, band director, college administrator, gadabout. Married to Sharon 55 years and counting. Love New England teams, scotcheroos, wordplay and British TV. Did I say wordplay? #slidemanernie

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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 15h
Chickens also like the music of Gluck.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 15h
Our least-truthful bone: fibula.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 15h
Futon robberies are rampant in town. Police say culprits are layin' low.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 15h
Arbitrator: Arby's manager who bails for Wendy's.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 15h
They said wear loose clothing to the gym. I joined because I have no loose clothing!
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 15h
Management keyboard shortcut: shift + blame
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 16h
Be a whisk taker.
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ADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Most of the things that I do, I do because of my affection for deer and grouse. As it were For the love of the game
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@maynardgkrebs.bsky.social "Work!"
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nut that ends up under the couch cushion: AWOL nut.
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REN & STIMPY PT 2!! R&S’s backup account!! @sparkyomatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kim Jung Un
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the soup aisle, I go Progressive.
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🌊🌊BlueWaveResister🌊🌊 @bluewaveresister.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Some posts were thwarted by no internet. But internet is fine. May that be the worst that happens today.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Write a more-popular canon? That would be imPACHELBEL.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Does the Bat Cave have a Bat Room?
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jean Paul was expelled from mime school. Heard it was something he said.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ed, I re-ride.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All the best finding a chair at Kleptomaniacs Anonymous.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Milk that cereal pun.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As kids, I bet future astronomers read comet books.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What did the dry fish say to the other dry fish? "Long time no sea."
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some taxidermy can be a boar.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Haven't lost my marbles yet but a small hole has appeared in the bag.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Breakfast puns are oat-standing.
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sy-soul.bsky.social @sy-soul.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need a favorite? Pick an Elton John hit. You can tell everybody this is your song.
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Candyce 🌊💙🩵 Want New Blue Connections? Follow Me 😊 @candycemv1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@countrymaron.bsky.social Thanks for the likes. Looking forward!
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/10/2026
Trump said in 2016 he’d eliminate the national debt in eight years. The national debt apparently took that personally.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is a pirate's least-favorite letter? Dear Sire, We write to inform you of "The Pirates of the Caribbean" copyright infringement ..."
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So tired of mindless violins.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
At first it was The Bermuda Rectangle. Then it lost a side.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do new Teslas have a bit of a musk?
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Counterfeit $1 bills are circulating. Watch for hot singles in your area.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sip, rinse, repeat.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Little witches start with Easy Bake Covens.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The new Skydance says it does not recognize my account with Spectrum. Gummy Gummy Good Drops.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
End repetitive crime. Don't re-elect them!
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Keep your hi-hat on!
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Playing outside, future astrophysicists loved to search for wormholes.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Indeed. My dirt puns aren't mulch.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mystery of my rising garden bed remains unsolved. The plot thickens.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On my side? Everything. Cut in half? Nothing. Identify. The number eight.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sculpture dept. light breakfast fundraiser: "Donutello."
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oats before notes.
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like a chicken that thinks outside the "bawks."
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Bab @bab102.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We have friends in a same-sax relationship.
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