ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 15hFuton robberies are rampant in town. Police say culprits are layin' low. 010
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 15hThey said wear loose clothing to the gym. I joined because I have no loose clothing! 010
Reposted by ErnieinMaineADHD Creature @adhd-preacher.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Most of the things that I do, I do because of my affection for deer and grouse. As it were For the love of the game 2214
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Nut that ends up under the couch cushion: AWOL nut. 120
Reposted by ErnieinMaineREN & STIMPY PT 2!! R&S’s backup account!! @sparkyomatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026 2175
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Some posts were thwarted by no internet. But internet is fine. May that be the worst that happens today. 000
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Write a more-popular canon? That would be imPACHELBEL. 140
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Jean Paul was expelled from mime school. Heard it was something he said. 020
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026All the best finding a chair at Kleptomaniacs Anonymous. 110
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 10/10/2026As kids, I bet future astronomers read comet books. 040
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What did the dry fish say to the other dry fish? "Long time no sea." 060
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Haven't lost my marbles yet but a small hole has appeared in the bag. 000
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Need a favorite? Pick an Elton John hit. You can tell everybody this is your song. 160
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ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@countrymaron.bsky.social Thanks for the likes. Looking forward! 010
Reposted by ErnieinMaine𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/10/2026Trump said in 2016 he’d eliminate the national debt in eight years. The national debt apparently took that personally. 711780592
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What is a pirate's least-favorite letter? Dear Sire, We write to inform you of "The Pirates of the Caribbean" copyright infringement ..." 030
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026At first it was The Bermuda Rectangle. Then it lost a side. 020
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Counterfeit $1 bills are circulating. Watch for hot singles in your area. 020
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The new Skydance says it does not recognize my account with Spectrum. Gummy Gummy Good Drops. 061
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Playing outside, future astrophysicists loved to search for wormholes. 040
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The mystery of my rising garden bed remains unsolved. The plot thickens. 030
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026On my side? Everything. Cut in half? Nothing. Identify. The number eight. 000
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sculpture dept. light breakfast fundraiser: "Donutello." 000
ErnieinMaine @ernieinmaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I like a chicken that thinks outside the "bawks." 040
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