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TheBoozeCube

@theboozecube.bsky.social
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Lawyer, Father, Cloudpost Afficionado. I live in MN. I occasionally design MTG cards with alcohol-related mechanics.

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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
From Bovino's deposition: (1) he calls protestors "violent" if they articulate views hostile to ICE, even if no violence is manifested; (2) he instructs his forces to attack and arrest protestors who express "hyperbolic comments," which is to say, criticism of ICE and Bovino.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Tom Cruise in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "that sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?"Jack Nicholson in the courtroom scene at the end of A Few Good Men but he's saying "a little bit is coming out the bottom"
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Ok well, “I’m not gonna” is not usually a thing you can tell a judge in response to an order
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
JFC. At least Marie Antoinette let them eat cake. apple.news/A6DZ7_ffWTFS...
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Trump says he will withhold food stamps until government reopens — Business Insider
Trump said he will withhold food stamps until government reopens, affecting 42 million Americans. This comes after cases in Rhode Island and Massachusetts demanding SNAP funding during the shutdown. T...
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
here, read a bunch of screenshots
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
@nytimes.com Let this be an opportunity to hold him accountable. He's putting the truth of whatever statements at issue. Take advantage. Accurate accounts of his deposition will bring you subscribers. Caving to this frivolous garbage will leave your subscribers (including me) canceling in disgust.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Note to self: Don't mindlessly cast Timetwister when you're trying to hide behind Ensnaring Bridge. Drawing 7 when you have an empty hand is *not* always good. Kudos to @oddindeed.bsky.social for another great TCBC #canlander tournament.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
@carmparens.bsky.social I'm disappointed that y'all didn't ban something from Oops. A Turn 1 combo deck is fine, provided it's a glass cannon. But one that's consistent and resilient makes a miserable format. It creates large numbers of non-games and a poor play experience. #mtglegacy
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Idea: Cid cube. Just Cid. No other cards.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/06/2025
Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be theonion.com/christi...
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Christian Faith An Important Part Of Who Senator Pretends To Be
WASHINGTON—Stressing that the facade informs nearly every aspect of his daily life, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) told reporters Thursday that his Christian faith is an important part of who he pretends to be. “Whether I’m delivering a speech calling for theocracy in front of dozens of cameras or talking to my children at the kitchen table […]
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Three👁️Eyed👁️Devil👁️ @anarcish.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“Independence day is canceled because of fear of secret police raids” is really a level of on the nose political symbolism you just can’t make up.
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Charlie Austin @chuckles-s.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
A Muslim candidate for mayor of the nation's largest city, defending the rights of a Jewish candidate for mayor, who was arrested for defending the rights of immigrants not to face detention without warrants. This is the kind of solidarity Trump and his goons fear.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I saw this on Facebook and couldn't stop laughing because my sense of humor is still in 5th grade.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Alitos’s dissent in AEA case 🙄
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Top-tier lawyers aren't cheap, but the rule of law is priceless. www.hannahdugandefensefund.org
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Hannah Dugan Legal Defense Fund
Judge Hannah Dugan deserves a full and aggressive defense. Your support will help ensure she receives it.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
And this is why due process, and requiring the government to justify to a judge *why* they grabbed you off the street and stuck you in jail, matters
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Umm, fuck that. I want to pick up pasteurized milk from the grocery store. Preferably without salmonella.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
@rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social I have a rather large judgment to appeal to the 8th Circuit. (~$960m between the various entities). Do you have any recommendations for who to use for a supersedeas bond of that size?
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Oh good. I was starting to worry that 2025 wasn't nearly shitty enough. Clearly, what we needed was a dramatic escalation of tensions between nuclear-armed rivals.
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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neildegrassetyson.com · 05/05/2025
In space, Venus flanks Earth on the left, with a hellfire greenhouse effect. Mars on the right, which long ago had running water. Today, it's bone dry. Something bad happened on each planet. Seems like the wrong time to limit the Nation’s capacity to conduct climate research.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
This. AI is no substitute for a real lawyer and may result in a judge getting pissed the fuck off at you for filing pseudolegal gobbledygook citing hallucinated cases. (This goes for lawyers too. If you use AI for research, for the love of god check *every* cite before using it in a brief.)
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
While Clement has argued some problematic substantive positions, there's no denying he's a fucking rockstar of an appellate lawyer in terms of skill. I'm thrilled to see he's on the right side of the v for this.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So who am I going to see at #SCGMINN???
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If this wasn’t posted by @atrupar.com I would have thought it had to be a doctored screenshot. But…it’s not
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
If members of the press are worried they didn’t give enough coverage to the cognitive decline of a sitting president, they have an amazing opportunity to make up for it right now.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Trump says that any American who shows “dissension” against MAGA should be “immediately ejected” from their member of Congress’ town halls. This is fascism.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Random Thought: If you had a lawsuit in Faerûn and wanted to use Speak With Dead to get info from a corpse during discovery, would it be a deposition or a request for the production of tangible things?
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I genuinely love my governor.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
One of the funniest parts of Trump 2 is the shitbox lawyering because no one good is left to do it
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I just discovered that this is a thing. We absolutely need some tyromancer cards in Magic. Cheese mages are seriously unrepresented in the game, and that's just not okay. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyromancy
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Tyromancy - Wikipedia
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm sorry the Bill of Rights is such a fucking inconvenience for you, your majesty.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I’m beginning to think they’re not litigating in good faith.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Unban Recurring Nightmare
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
JD Vance is so toxic that just being near him was enough to kill the Pope.
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Dan Lupe 💚📚 @bearlylupe.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
An exchange with my kid at school drop off today. Gideon: I forgot what staff means Me: It's like a tall stick that wizards use to cast spells Gideon: No, on that sign *sign reads "staff parking only"* Me: Oh, that's different 😅
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I love this analysis. "Official" acts in direct violation of multiple court orders are ultra vires, therefore not official acts as a matter of law.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
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Aaron Bady @zunguzungu.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
well if there is one thing whose awesome power republican presidents respect and are powerless in the face of it's a central american nation's national sovereignty
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Let my people go.
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If I ever have occasion to write a brief about suppositories, I will cite Judge Oldham's opinion from a few minutes ago, explaining where one puts them. Link to come later.
"People place suppositories into their body, ordinarily in less than pleasant places"
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Thinking about trying this in my Post build. Turns off FoW, all fetchlands, and Surgical (which often gets brought in against me by Wasteland decks), and doubles as a board wipe.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Trying to decide whether to get the Commander Celebration pass thingy at #SCGCon Minneapolis. Worth it?
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
You can tell who the Good Guys are because they're the ones smashing a car window to drag a mother away from her child while wearing ski masks.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
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TheBoozeCube @theboozecube.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Well, looks like Omo is a solid Bracket 4…
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