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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/04/2026

7. Forward What’s next? After the weekend, I may be ready to reserve more dates with my venue. I may send an avails email to my roster for the next few dates. I may research and reach out to comics I haven’t asked before. This is when I’m thinking how I can do something better next time.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/04/2026

4. Revenue I typically do two shows in a night on each date. So I have different ticket types: 7pm vs 9pm vs Both Shows; pre-sale vs general admission vs day-of prices; two-for-one offers; and comps or discounted upgrades. I note all of that and my overall headcount.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/04/2026

Does your venue provide staff on-hand who really make your show run easier? Throw ‘em a tip! They’ll keep fighting to make your show run smoothly. (Shout out to the staff at The Velvet Whip in Philadelphia!) 💰

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/04/2026

1. Gratitude It’s so dope that I get to do this for a living. Gotta thank those who make it happen: the comics and the venue (and anyone else who helped out). Send notes to the venue if there are any. I also remind comics to drop their payment handles in the group chat.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/04/2026

I run a really popular comedy show in New York City, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, and soon Chicago. We've sold out 39 out of 83 shows. Here are all the things I do the morning after The Naked Comedy Show — or any revenue-generating show I produce.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 11/01/2026

my sporty friend is stuck at a bachelorette

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 11/01/2026

Bob Weir officiated my dad's second wedding backstage before a Dead and Friends show at CitiField. They got divorced a year later, but it was still pretty cool. Now he can jam with Jerry again. #RIPBobWeir 💀🎩💔🤘

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 28/12/2025

Why isn't being an incel illegal but being a sex worker is?

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 03/12/2025

It's exactly what it sounds like: top comics with no bottoms. It's on eventbrite. #NYC

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/11/2025

I'm going to tell my kids this was Street Fighter.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 06/11/2025

It's @ryankeelytm.bsky.social week on The Manwhore Podcast! Stream wherever you listen to podcasts.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 15/10/2025

Okay weird but We're taking our clothes off in Brooklyn tomorrow. Wanna come laugh?

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 18/09/2025

Could a dominatrix save America??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 14/09/2025

Today, someone in my section bought the #Jets jersey off my back for $200. #NYJvsBUF

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 07/09/2025

Scavenger Hunt: Find this on Eventbrite.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 05/08/2025

"August 5th, 2023...a day that will live...in infamy..."

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 05/08/2025

The Montgomery Boat Dock Brawl is easily one of the top five best days on the internet. ever.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 05/08/2025

Happy White Folding Chair Appreciation Day to all who celebrate. #montgomerydockbrawl

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 02/08/2025

If the answer is no, you can get tickets here. 🎟️: www.eventbrite.com/e/1530818462...

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 01/08/2025

In TWO WEEKS we're doing a silly naked comedy show in #Brooklyn. You should come out! Unless that seems gross. Then you should stay home. www.eventbrite.com/e/1530818462...

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 31/07/2025

I NEED YOUR HELP! A creepy dude I don't know asked to see my 🥕 on Instagram. I put him on blast & made a *joke* about not asking for my cash app. IG suspended me for 180 days for 'adult sexual solicitation.' The creepy dude? He's fine. Do I know anyone who knows anyone at Meta Trust and Safety???

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 29/07/2025

Do I know anyone in #Philadelphia who wants to see a Naked Comedy Show? www.eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-...

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 29/07/2025

69% of podcast listeners prefer to watch a YouTube show. Fixed it for you, @spotifypodcasts.bsky.social. 'People talking' isn't a podcast.

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 29/07/2025

Last year I ghosted a lady instead of using my words. This year I invited her on my podcast to chew me out. *everywhere you listen to podcasts*

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 08/07/2025

Transgender people are infiltrating...the neo-nazis??? Writer @elierlick.bsky.social tells us about her upcoming book about far right queer people PLUS sex party themes and uncovered trans history! Apple Podcasts: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/5j9IOg7...

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 07/07/2025

Does my BlueSky even work anymore? Because I'm doing a really cool comedy show next week in New York City. I think y'all should go. tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/the-naked-...

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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 30/06/2025

The Naked Comedy Show is exactly what it sounds like! July 17th, New York City. I'll see you there. You'll see a lot more of me there. Tix: www.eventbrite.com/e/1428581268...