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Billy Procida

@thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social
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Stand-up comedian. Podcaster. Writer. Jets fan. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/1554099155409

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Vanessa Rose • NYC • East Coast Companion @vanessarosenyc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
PSA: 📣 🗣️You do NOT need penis fillers! I’ve had multiple convos with clients this month who thought they were small, or actually contemplated fillers who were above average or average size. So much #pornbrain these days 😅 You are most likely doing great as is. Okay that’s all 🫶🏻
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 26/05/2026
@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 21/05/2026
If you don't pay your taxes, you can get in trouble. But Donald Trump gets a special Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card. Nope - I have a bill to stop this corruption.
pbs.org
DOJ's tax settlement with Trump sets 'dangerous precedent,' former IRS commissioner says
The Trump administration permanently banned the IRS from auditing the president's tax returns, and those of his sons, his company or any affiliated trust. That move was announced a day after the creat...
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 21/05/2026
Who do y'all got tonight: Knicks or Knacks?
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Mia Moore @miamoore.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Do I know any Rotten Tomatoes certified critics who want to review Again Again? 👉👈 We only need a few more reviews before they give us an RT score 👀
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/05/2026
So if the IRS can't audit the Trump family anymore, does that mean he can finally release his tax returns??
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 15/05/2026
I can't tell you how many times I've used the advice, "There's always another bukkake," in my everyday life.
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 05/05/2026
Yeah at halftime betting the Knicks would score 51 more points in the seemed like free money. Which is what I'm gonna tell my GA sponsor.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The Jets skill group is suddenly…kinda stacked?????
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Mia Moore @miamoore.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Do any Seattle critics/film culture writers want to do a write-up or review of Again Again? Get a press pass to SIFF because I'd love to chat with you!
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/04/2026
I run a really popular comedy show in New York City, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, and soon Chicago. We've sold out 39 out of 83 shows. Here are all the things I do the morning after The Naked Comedy Show — or any revenue-generating show I produce.
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/04/2026
UNLIKEABLE TAKE: When I see you say "62 million men attended a rape academy" it tells me you didn't read the article so you didn't read those victims' stories or see the videos with tears in their eyes that breaks language barriers or do a gasp when you read the update about Piotr at the end.
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 20/04/2026
Okay well how many games of online Settlers of Catan did YOU play tonight??
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 24/03/2026
straight of whore who?
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 18/03/2026
I've been polyamorous since before it was a memoir genre.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Quittr vulnerabilities exposed the masturbation habits as well as private confessional diaries of 600,000 users, including 100,000 MINORS. And didn't fix the problem despite being made aware of it more than six months ago. It's almost as if it weren't a treatment app, but a surveillance app.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"The KIDS Act is being used as a smokescreen for everything Big Tech lobbyist want, which is a national surveillance program where they can harvest the personal and private data of every American, with zero actual protections."
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Congressional Republicans have introduced a bill that strips federal funding from any school that allows any book or resources that so much as references trans existence. They're doing it by redefining anything trans as "sexually oriented material." marymiller.house.gov/media/press-...
"(C) SEXUALLY ORIENTED
MATERIAL.- The term 'sexually oriented material' means material
that —
"(i) includes any depiction, description, or simulation of sexually explicit conduct (as defined in subparagraphs (A) and (B) of section 2256(2) of title 18, United States Code); or
"(ii) involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism."
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 23/02/2026
Advice to any sex workers who don't want grok to doxx you: Create a fake twitter account and start posting photos of that claim your birth name is something it's not. Grok will assume the information is factual, so if your real name is actually leaked in the future, the waters will be muddied.
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Siri Dahl @siridahl.com · 21/02/2026
Persona is the same verification service that X requires you to use to report impersonation accounts. Sex workers are some of the biggest targets for impersonation and scam accounts. So we have to hand our biometric and legal data over to Musk and Thiel in order to protect our IP. This so so unsafe.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”
therage.co
Hackers Expose Age-Verification Software Powering Surveillance Web
Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It was alway going to come to this. The Heritage Foundation has released an update to Project 2025. An 86-page "Saving the Family" which mentions porn 109 times, and blames it for undermining the family and, by extension, birth rates and the health of nation.
heritage.org
Saving America by Saving the Family: A Foundation for the Next 250 Years
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
A new Arizona bill gives cops the power to arrest parents who let their children watch a drag show. A violation of HB2589 could result in a felony charge with up to three years in prison.
hoodline.com
Arizona GOP Lawmaker Pushes Felony Ban On Kids At Drag Shows
New Arizona bill would criminalize exposing minors to drag shows.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 03/02/2026
Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
erininthemorning.com
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
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Sc'Owl @empowlr.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Texans: TODAY (2/2/26) is the last day to register to vote for the March primaries.
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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 19/01/2026
No more asking, "What is a woman?" until we've answered, "What is a catch in the NFL?"
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“What if a state decided that Covid misinformation was straining state health resources and taxed newsletters who promoted it? What if the they required a costly license to podcast? What if a state decided to tax a certain newspaper it didn't like? Porn isn’t some magical category of speech."
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
That Grok still has payment processing, when everyone I know — artist or gamer or adult creator —lives in constant fear of deplatforming and debanking over the mere hint of impropriety, is utterly mind-blowing.
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 11/01/2026
my sporty friend is stuck at a bachelorette
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 11/01/2026
Bob Weir officiated my dad's second wedding backstage before a Dead and Friends show at CitiField. They got divorced a year later, but it was still pretty cool. Now he can jam with Jerry again. #RIPBobWeir 💀🎩💔🤘
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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
He was right.
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Maggie Wiggin @maggie162.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This *is* me. The only meaningful difference between Renee and me is she was there and I’m here.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 06/01/2026
1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!
erininthemorning.com
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Sex workers have been ringing the alarm on internet privacy, government surveillance and banking censorship for so long my ears hurt.
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 28/12/2025
Why isn't being an incel illegal but being a sex worker is?
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
2025 was the year millions of Americans awoke to the danger of state surveillance, violent policing, rights erasure, online censorship, ideological funding cancellations and retaliatory doxxing. None of this was new to sex workers. If there's not rights for everyone, there's rights for no one.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition." A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.
advocate.com
Tennessee whistleblower says library board chair sought private data as part of state's book purge
A First Amendment expert told The Advocate that there are "huge" legal implications stemming from the situation.
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Dan Savage @dansavage.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
If clowns raped kids like preachers rape kids it would be against the law to take a kid to the circus. www.joemygod.com/2025/12/pent...
joemygod.com
Pentecostal Youth Pastor Charged With Child Rape - Joe.My.God.
NBC News reports: Joe Campbell, a Pentecostal preacher who for half a century ministered to thousands of children across four states, has been arrested on child sex abuse charges, the Oklahoma Attorne...
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Heritage Foundation, backers of Project 2025, have issued a call to criminalize porn by detailing specific types of imagery that should be illegal, including "deviate sexual intercourse," "female genitals," and "nudity." Only "civilizing" images that point to "marital sex" should be allowed.
heritage.org
The Problem of Online Porn: It's Already Illegal
United States Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart famously said in a 1964 opinion that he could not define pornography but “I know it when I see it.” Perhaps such a sentiment was permissible then, wh...
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🌬️Doctrix Snow • NYC/FMTY @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I don’t think people with salaried jobs have any fucking clue what people who offer ~luxury~ services are experiencing hairdressers, therapists, tattoo artists, piercers, nail technicians, masseuses, bartenders, waitstaff, house cleaners, & yes sex workers are being absolutely ratfucked rn
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 09/12/2025
If you give a homeless a cookie, she'll want affordable housing to go with it.
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Get Naked New York 🌿🗽 @getnakednewyork.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
We still do nude things in Winter!
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Billy Procida @thebillyprocida.bskyverified.social · 03/12/2025
It's exactly what it sounds like: top comics with no bottoms. It's on eventbrite. #NYC
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
"Only rarely was the concern addressed that these internet censorship bills could be used by the government to censor speech it does not like."
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🌬️Doctrix Snow • NYC/FMTY @mistresssnowphd.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
wild considering most sex workers I know have had at least one of their accounts yeeted for the crime of existing
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Nina Turner @ninaturner.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
🧵Let’s talk about what DEI is. Diversity, equity, and inclusion doesn’t mean people getting jobs because of their skin color, that’s what the absence of DEI does. At one point, most professional sports leagues were white-only.
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