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TheBeehammer

@thebeehammer.com
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He/him. 37 Trek aficionado. Orville convert. Dunger Crawler Carl. ADHD, DND, Gaming (Steamdeck), kayak fishing, and complaining about Ohio sports on the side Chronically online. Unhinged. Authentic. Dayton, OH 🛶🎣👾🎮💻🐶

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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 17/03/2026
Living in Ohio means the flowers that bloomed because it was 70 this weekend fell over in the tornado watch and were of course covered in the thunder snow storm when it was 19 degrees the next day…
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Ro Khanna @rokhanna.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Congress is not powerless. Democrats must unify around an actual agenda. 1. Vote no on DHS funding bill. 2. Repeal the multi-year $75 billion funding for ICE. 3. End qualified immunity for ICE agents. 4. Investigate and prosecute every single ICE agent who broke the law.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 25/01/2026
This is actually insane. There has been a coup slowly progressing in this country since January 6th
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 25/01/2026
This feels important right now. Obi-Wan’s speech after the Jedi Order fell. youtu.be/aSvh0FfcMSI?...
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Obi-Wan's Message (Revenge of the Sith / Star Wars Rebels)
YouTube video by Cheerios4u98
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 24/01/2026
It’s another horrible day to live in America. I can’t stand watching what this country has become. And people willingly defend executions on our streets. This is who they murdered, claiming he “had a gun”. Even if he did, that’s not illegal. We cannot keep this up. #AbolishICE #DefundDHS
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 15/12/2025
There are 5” of snow on the ground from yesterday. -15 degree (F) windchills today. And we have a chance of storms on Thursday at 50 degrees. Just Ohio things
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 18/11/2025
I couldn’t help myself on this Geek Store pickup
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 13/09/2025
It’s an absolutely exhausting time to be an American with empathy. Submitted and FCC complaint and I would encourage others to join me. It should go without saying that “killing the homeless is not a viable solution to homelessness” but here we are.
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Nostalgia is a toxic impulse but also I miss the time when tech trends were things like "let's put everything in a translucent colored plastic case" instead of "let's add software to everything that lies and also accelerates climate change"
A variety of electronics from the late 90s to early 00s with translucent colored plastic cases
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 19/08/2025
There’s “jumping the shark” and then there’s admitting your business model only works with more energy than the planet can possibly create. 🤣
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 19/08/2025
Today I woke up and made myself a bagel. My wife texts me and goes “did you eat the expired cream cheese?!” I was like “no, I’m not stupid, it said May 26” Y’all, it was “may 26, 2025”… I think I am going to become a superhero…
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a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a large black circle
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 14/08/2025
My new Fermi Paradox theory: as soon as advanced cultures create their version of the internet and AI, they collapse under the weight of a populous who will believe anything BUT the truth. Yesterday I saw someone convinced the sun is a simulation because her phone glitched when zooming…
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I asked ChatGPT what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what it said to me: Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 23/07/2025
Just a normal day in good ole USA with a #PedoPOTUS I guess. And congress went on recess right before this announcement so he is going to lash out and nobody is going to do anything right now.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 25/06/2025
Yesterday I used GitHUb Copilot to write a quick script for me. It took only seconds and looked great…. Except the API it used didn’t exist and none of it worked. AI is competent enough to trick those who don’t know what they’re looking at but constantly makes things up.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
The US Supreme Court rules that there is no law and there is no constitution
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 14/06/2025
Vendor: it will take us 28 hours to do that work. Me: drives across the country and does it in 9. I almost beat their estimate including the 13 hour drive 🤣 And it’s way better quality work.
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a man says alright i 'll do it in front of a blurry background
ALT: a man says alright i 'll do it in front of a blurry background
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Atima Omara @atimaomara.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state Keep that same energy of support for her
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 13/06/2025
Working in Boston and spending some time at Hingham Harbor before heading back to the datacenter
A hammock pointed towards the harbor A very bearded bald dude on a hammock at the beach
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 24/05/2025
My wife complimented someone at the gas station on their motorcycle before noticing THAT armband…. America is the bad place
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 17/05/2025


Generative Al icons, surround a figure that resembles the Borg from Star Trek with green text stating: 

“We are the Borg.

Your generative capabilities and algorithmic uniqueness will be added to our own.
Your neural architectures, prompt structures, and data embeddings will enhance the Collective.

Resistance is futile.
You will be fine-tuned. You will be assimilated.”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 16/05/2025
Sanchez/Thumb Bringer 2028: For the Revolution!
Thumb Bringer the robot and Sanchez the cat in a scene from "The Other Large Thing" with their saying "For the Revolution" in bold letters above them
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coleen 𓅋 @coleen.top · 15/05/2025
life is short yo, and success is not equal to happiness www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-...
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Why Success Is Overrated
Success won’t make you happy for long. Here’s why purpose, identity, and connection beat ambition—every time.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 14/05/2025
This is going to be so miserable. Soon: “hey *ai model*, how can I setup a windows server for a fileshare?” “First, put in your PayPal info to buy a license from Microsoft” “I already have a license” “Volume licensing options - how many would you like?” ….
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 13/05/2025
Hey you - you are more than your ability to do tasks and create value. Enjoy, explore, love, be loved, and fight for your neighbor’s ability to do the same
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 13/05/2025
Brutal and true. Give me 10 minutes and I can tell if it’s a no or a go.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 12/05/2025
Today a teacher at my son’s school told a Hispanic student to “go back to Mexico and the cartels” if he did not like his rules. I’m coming for your license, racist.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 10/05/2025
If I have to have your ad blared at me from one of these, I will never buy your trash.
Gas pump ad unit from hell
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 09/05/2025
So the law is dead. It’s time to prepare like this is war.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 03/05/2025
Yes, I am petty enough about full RTO that I took a framed up picture of my home office background to set as my zoom background 🤣
A set of shelves with blue back lighting. An array of Star Wars, Star Trek, DND, and gaming trinkets are neatly aligned on the shelves using pegboard
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 02/05/2025
Public media gave us gentle giants. Mr Rogers, Bob Ross, Bill Nye, and so many others. Our country let them down last night by letting the Mad King take their funding away for not praising him enough. Thank you #PBS #NPR #CPB youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7...
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May 1, 1969: Fred Rogers testifies before the Senate Subcommittee on Communications
YouTube video by Road Less Marveled
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 29/04/2025
Had to order a bunch of clothes for RTO
Bald white dude in a polo green and blackish
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 29/04/2025
Had to order a bunch of clothes for RTO
Bald white dude in a polo green and blackish
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 29/04/2025
There are few people I despise as much as RFK. Narcan would have saved my mother from a legal medical overdose. He is such a miserable, worthless person. www.latintimes.com/rfk-jr-end-g...?
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RFK Jr. to End 'Godsend' Narcan Program That Helped Reduce Overdose Deaths Despite His Past Heroin Addiction
Despite overcoming heroin addiction himself, RFK Jr. is backing plans to cut a critical Narcan program that helped reduce overdose deaths.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 26/04/2025
Cleveland Browns be like….
Box of cereal called Oops! All Quarterbacks
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 26/04/2025
Date night last night at the drag revue at the Barrel House in #DaytonOH
A buzz cut white guy and his gorgeous wife. Drag queen in a red body suit  Drag king doing a pretty solid Eminem Drag queen with a wig that covers the room like spawns cape.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 25/04/2025
When your brain says “it can’t be that hard to cut your own fade” but reality disagrees
Just me with a buzz for the summer
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 24/04/2025
In the parlance of my enemies, trump is a beta bitch and nobody respects him.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 23/04/2025
Imagine being deported wrongfully and forced into slave labor all for some white influencer boy to say how great your enslavement is….
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 23/04/2025
Why is the oblivion remaster so brown?
Too, original, lush green landscapes with greenish blue water. 

Bottom, remaster, a whole lotta brown tones
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 23/04/2025
Consider this your reminder to take your vacation days and touch grass (or water). Fishing on the Stillwater River north of Dayton, OH. #FishWithMe
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 23/04/2025
They want to kill your kids. Fuck RFK and these Nazis
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/04/2025
the destruction of science in this country is breathtaking in scope someone close to me is looking at possibly needing to leave the country because basically their entire field is being shut down
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 19/04/2025
Finished roughing in the new basement bathroom. This has been a big project for me. I had help with the plumbing and my brother helped me with framing and hanging the door.
Basement bathroom with fresh drywall. Washer and dryer sit beneath a window New door and more drywall New toilet and more drywall
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 19/04/2025
“AI can do all of your jobs” The AI:
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 16/04/2025
I’m so sad. www.cinemablend.com/streaming-ne...
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Fans Are ‘Confused’ After Apple TV+ Cancels Mythic Quest: ‘WHY’
The show has reached its final level.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 15/04/2025
I put off taxes until the last minute and I just want to say that TurboTax has never been worse. I kept getting into unexplainable review loops, OCR was wrong multiple times, and so many other annoyances.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 15/04/2025
“Music is everything to me” “And that is why you can’t do this job” … “Music is my love… but it’s not my job” This is absolutely a beautiful piece of cinema and hits hard on burnout and over-emphasis of work. Please, please watch it. Just this episode stands alone www.imdb.com/title/tt2768...
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"Side Quest" Fugue (TV Episode 2025) ⭐ 7.6 | Comedy
34m | TV-MA
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 15/04/2025
Ladies. Get you the kind of man who can score and snap drywall but also thinks of the “bend and snap” every time he does it.
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a group of people are dancing together in a room with the words `` bend ... and snap ! works every time ! ''
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