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TheBeehammer

@thebeehammer.com
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He/him. 37 Trek aficionado. Orville convert. Dunger Crawler Carl. ADHD, DND, Gaming (Steamdeck), kayak fishing, and complaining about Ohio sports on the side Chronically online. Unhinged. Authentic. Dayton, OH 🛶🎣👾🎮💻🐶

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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 17/03/2026
Living in Ohio means the flowers that bloomed because it was 70 this weekend fell over in the tornado watch and were of course covered in the thunder snow storm when it was 19 degrees the next day…
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 25/01/2026
Krist Noem kills dogs and lies
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 24/01/2026
We don’t even know it was an agent who shot him. It is insanely easy to kit out like ICE on Amazon
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 24/01/2026
It’s another horrible day to live in America. I can’t stand watching what this country has become. And people willingly defend executions on our streets. This is who they murdered, claiming he “had a gun”. Even if he did, that’s not illegal. We cannot keep this up. #AbolishICE #DefundDHS
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 15/12/2025
There are 5” of snow on the ground from yesterday. -15 degree (F) windchills today. And we have a chance of storms on Thursday at 50 degrees. Just Ohio things
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 18/11/2025
I couldn’t help myself on this Geek Store pickup
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 24/08/2025
I put this together last week. $200 for your kidnap-the-compliant toolkit is crazy work
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 22/06/2025
You know what…. Same.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 13/06/2025
Working in Boston and spending some time at Hingham Harbor before heading back to the datacenter
A hammock pointed towards the harbor A very bearded bald dude on a hammock at the beach
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 18/05/2025
I drew this the other day and keep thinking about it. The amount of talentless grifters that will steal other people’s music and flood the market with trash will make it nearly impossible for real music to surface
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 17/05/2025


Generative Al icons, surround a figure that resembles the Borg from Star Trek with green text stating: 

“We are the Borg.

Your generative capabilities and algorithmic uniqueness will be added to our own.
Your neural architectures, prompt structures, and data embeddings will enhance the Collective.

Resistance is futile.
You will be fine-tuned. You will be assimilated.”
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 10/05/2025
If I have to have your ad blared at me from one of these, I will never buy your trash.
Gas pump ad unit from hell
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 03/05/2025
Yes, I am petty enough about full RTO that I took a framed up picture of my home office background to set as my zoom background 🤣
A set of shelves with blue back lighting. An array of Star Wars, Star Trek, DND, and gaming trinkets are neatly aligned on the shelves using pegboard
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 29/04/2025
Had to order a bunch of clothes for RTO
Bald white dude in a polo green and blackish
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 29/04/2025
Had to order a bunch of clothes for RTO
Bald white dude in a polo green and blackish
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 26/04/2025
Cleveland Browns be like….
Box of cereal called Oops! All Quarterbacks
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 26/04/2025
Date night last night at the drag revue at the Barrel House in #DaytonOH
A buzz cut white guy and his gorgeous wife. Drag queen in a red body suit  Drag king doing a pretty solid Eminem Drag queen with a wig that covers the room like spawns cape.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 25/04/2025
When your brain says “it can’t be that hard to cut your own fade” but reality disagrees
Just me with a buzz for the summer
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 23/04/2025
Why is the oblivion remaster so brown?
Too, original, lush green landscapes with greenish blue water. 

Bottom, remaster, a whole lotta brown tones
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 23/04/2025
Consider this your reminder to take your vacation days and touch grass (or water). Fishing on the Stillwater River north of Dayton, OH. #FishWithMe
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 19/04/2025
Finished roughing in the new basement bathroom. This has been a big project for me. I had help with the plumbing and my brother helped me with framing and hanging the door.
Basement bathroom with fresh drywall. Washer and dryer sit beneath a window New door and more drywall New toilet and more drywall
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 09/04/2025
So are we just doing a daily pump and dump now? Sure looks like it.
Line go up in the morning and then right back down
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 31/03/2025
60mph winds here. It’s nasty
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 27/03/2025
It’s trying to be spring. Still Cold though
A single flower
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 26/03/2025
Quote skeet with a melodramatic (or emodramatic as I read it) B&W selfie
A white dude with a beard in a khaki Mr robot hat. Black and white for the drama of it all
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 25/03/2025
Neighborhood cat in my front porch meowing just up make the dogs mad. Or it has a quest for me.
Neighborhood cat
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 24/03/2025
Not too bad of a replacement if it is just a hardware failure. I half recased mine and had almost everything but the screen out. I just didn’t want to risk breaking the sceen 🤣
Steamdeck with transparent purple backplate Side shot of steamdeck with transparent purple backplate, l/r1, dpad, trackpads, and buttons
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 22/03/2025
North of Nashville at the Cumberland river. No notes.
Bridge tagged with MOIST and “dont say it, spray it”
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 22/03/2025
I started at Jack Brown’s burgers and beers. No regrets so far. Nashville is always great.
A beer on a counter
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 22/03/2025
lol
My truck up on the lift getting new tires
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 22/03/2025
This is the hat I am wearing right now
Black hat with morale patch reading “im not a robot” in google captcha format
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 19/03/2025
Started out just wanting to play around with the super hero landing pose and ended up going all the way into a world with this dude. I am still new to all of this but really enjoyed the process! #AmateurArt #ProCreate
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 19/03/2025
I have played enough video games to k ow my light switch is a quest launcher now.
Light reflected off a makeup mirror shows onto a single light switch, illuminating it like it’s the next step in a video game quest
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 17/03/2025
My #DnD character for my 5E campaign is a goblin that is obsessed with coffee and found an in-universe book fashioned after Rise and Grind. He’s a Tenants of Glory Paladin and used the book as his oath to be the very best (Ash Ketchum meets Naruto vibes) Anyway, getting this for a hat now.
Rise and Gring with the DnD & logo and a coffee cup
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 13/03/2025
Reading Bookshops and Bonedust right now! Both are such a good mix of atory and cozy.
 Bookshops and Bonedust book
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 11/03/2025
I mean, economy in the sense of local goods and services purchased or exchanged, yes. In terms of the capitalism-line-go-up stock market - not for long at this rate.
Dow jones down a lot
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 10/03/2025
Me: takes off work to go kayaking/fishing tomorrow Also me: 4 stitches in my left middle finger from an avocado cutting mishap so no fishing
My stitches because I can’t just have a day on the river
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 10/03/2025
Got my version of the Stanley cup. Mrs Beehammer found this online for me. 1991, doesn’t look like it’s ever been used (yet)
Stanley glass thermos and lunchbox comboInside the lunchbox. Absolutely clean!Glass in-tact and everything!
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 10/03/2025
One doesn’t simply rewatch Mr Robot without making an unnecessary memorabilia purchase
Me in a Mr Robot hat Mr Robot hat on Darth Vader
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 07/03/2025
Fresh fade Friday. Got a haircut on lunch
Me, with a haircut now
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 06/03/2025
Been drinking these some mornings when I don’t have time to make breakfast. Just realized that they’re caffeinated. Still going to drink it with my coffee this morning and nobody can stop me! 😆
Premier Protein cafe latte (with caffeine)
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 03/03/2025
Different species. Same mlep
Mannny doing a mlep
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 01/03/2025
Finally got a dedicated circuit ran to my home office! No more tripped breakers. Please ignore all of the cables on the floor. That’s a project for another day!
New dedicated quad-outlet circuit
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 01/03/2025
I am not a major ai proponent but even chatGPT made a more readable option in one prompt Democrats need to get more succinct in messaging.
What Democrats Did in February
✅ Defended healthcare & voting rights
✅ Protected Americans’ data from Elon Musk & Trump
✅ Blocked GOP efforts to suppress mail-in voting
✅ Expanded free school lunches & raised wages
✅ Invested in infrastructure & education
✅ Held Trump accountable for defunding public health
✅ Stood up for domestic violence survivors’ gun safety
✅ Protected reproductive rights & marriage equality
✅ Fought back against MAGA election sabotage

Democrats are working for YOU.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 27/02/2025
First real thunderstorm of the year. Doing my midwestern best
Yall see that? It’s a midwestern dad on a porch in a thunderstorm
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 22/02/2025
I made this taco tonight for dinner. I thought it looked good and tasted better. Feeling proud of myself and I promise I won’t start posting food all the time
A taco salad that looks as good as it tastes
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 21/02/2025
And I’m freeeeee. Free fallin’! #DumpTSLA
Tesla stock showing down 30.26% since the middle of December. You love to see it
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 21/02/2025
#DaytonOH Barrel House. This is one of my favorite places
Barrel House glass with Hops> Hate.
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 17/02/2025
Easily found example of illegal crap. Inner do this, we go to prison. Hell, when I worked for the Ohio pension system, I had to pre-clear every trade
SEC insider trading allegation
On November 17, 2008, it was reported that the U.S.
Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) filed a civil suit against Cuban relating to alleged insider trading in the shares of Mamma.com, now known as Copernic.
[187) A stock dilution occurred shortly after a trade in June 2004, giving hints of inside knowledge at the time of the trade, and Cuban allegedly was saved from a loss of $750,000.l1881 The SEC claimed that Cuban ordered the sale of his holdings in Mamma.com after he had been confidentially approached by the company to participate in a transaction likely to dilute shares of current shareholders. Cuban disputed the charges, saying he had not agreed to keep the information secret. 189 On his blog, Cuban contended
the allegations were false and that the investigation was "a product of gross abuse of prosecutorial discretion" (1901 DealBook, a section of The New York Times, reported through an anonymous source that Cuban believed the investigation was motivated by an SEC employee having taken offense to his interest in possibly distributing the film Loose Change. (191]
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TheBeehammer @thebeehammer.com · 17/02/2025
They’re not even really doing that. They put together a deal they know Ukraine has to refuse so they can then say “well we tried but Ukraine denied us” and use it to sacrifice Ukraine, pissing off Europe in the process. Then they will pull us out of nato and the trade war with Canada will cause…
Mike Lee supporting trumps floated idea to leave nato.
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