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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/09/2026

As long as Trump keeps threatening Canada, Carney can do whatever he wants (With @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social and @jocelyngeddie.bsky.social)

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/09/2026

Blue Jays, Maple Leafs eliminated from playoffs thebeaverton.com/2026/09/blue...

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 17/09/2026

Carney gives Corporations a Disney Fast Pass with the CRA www.youtube.com/watch?v=zahl...

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 15/09/2026

Canada Investment Summit attendees enter raffle to win PEI   www.thebeaverton.com/2026/09/cana...

Prime Minister Mark Carney at the Canada Investment Summit, offering attendees “$2 per ticket, or $10 for an arm’s length to take home Canada’s most adorable province!”

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026

We're back this week! Recording tomorrow night!

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 01/09/2026

Is this the page you're seeing?

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 31/08/2026

SUBMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN for new Beaverton writers! Help defend Canada from Trump's Trade War in the most important arena of all - online freelance satire writing! FOLLOW THE LINK IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, and let's make some jokes!

An image of a beaver wearing glasses, typing on a laptop, inviting you to come write for The Beaverton. Yes, the beaver will be your editor, but we promise she's very fair-minded and only shouts if you miss a deadline.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 17/08/2026

Be honest - the LAST guy who should have a sword is probably Andrew Tate, right?! Ian and the panel, @mmmegan.bsky.social @nileseguin.bsky.social, and special guest @clarebelford.bsky.social (22 Minutes, JFL) discuss whether duelling is all the rage in the manosphere.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 12/08/2026

Conservatives want a tariff-free deal immediately. We asked them how they'd get it thebeaverton.com/2026/08/cons...

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 07/08/2026

Looking for the perfect 'thanks for having me to your cottage' gift? We got you. the-beaverton.myshopify.com/collections/...

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 24/07/2026

U.S. vs Canada Alcohol Bans Leads To Dragon Ball Z Politics! It's over 9000!!! Luke and the panel (Ian, @mmmegan.bsky.social, and special guest @wordsofdiana.bsky.social of @fromsuperheroes.com) talk about why Doug Ford is suddenly going Super Saiyan.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 07/07/2026

Breaking: After many years of struggle, we have finally passed The Rebel to become Canada's least trusted source of news! Join our Patreon to help us catch Fox News for the international crown: www.patreon.com/thebeaverton

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 06/07/2026

Medical procedures are running rampant through the gay community, including something called "scrotox". Ian and our all-star Pride Panel ( @markwoman.bsky.social, @jplarocque.bsky.social and Simon Paluck) break down all the downstairs news.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/07/2026

Just in case that photo isn't showing up for anybody:

David Eby standing in front of a pipeline

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 28/06/2026

Pride weekend leaves local father struggling to accept that his bank is gay www.thebeaverton.com/2018/06/prid...

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 23/06/2026

CUSMA Negotiations Hack - Just Straight Up Bribe Trump Luke and the panel, @nileseguin.bsky.social, @clareblackwood.bsky.social , and special guest @daviddoel.bsky.social of The Rational National get ready to make a (super corrupt) deal.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 22/06/2026

Get the perfect Canada Day tee just in time by ordering today! the-beaverton.myshopify.com/products/can...

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 17/06/2026

New Podcast featuring special guest @daviddoel.bsky.social (The Rational National) open.spotify.com/episode/5wst... -Trump and Iran have an Understanding -Cage Fight on the White House Lawn -Carney has the most boring Hot Mic moment ever +More

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 16/06/2026

Introducing the Beaverton's new line of Cottage themed merch. Because nothing says 'Summer in Canada' like a cottage, especially one you don't own. the-beaverton.myshopify.com/collections/...

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/06/2026

Does Pierre honestly think it's easy to get a pipeline through people's land? Luke and Ian hear from special guest John Batt, of @canada-gov-ca.bsky.social all about The MacKenzie Valley Pipeline Inquiry of the 1970s, which was NOT easy.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 07/06/2026

Albertan separatists insist that leaving Canada won’t exclude them from keeping some residual benefits of being Canadian. Here is the list they propose:

Everything Canadian that Albertans will be able to keep after separating, according to Alberta Separatists

4. those little flags we put on backpacks when we travel so people know we’re not American (2 per person)

6. their share of the revenues from international sales of Heated Rivalry

15. All the oil. Including Newfoundland’s

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 05/06/2026

It's only a recession if you believe it is. Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social @clareblackwood.bsky.social and special guest Jan Caruana (CBC's Because News) pool their collective financial insights.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/06/2026

New Podcast Episode! - Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social are joined by special guest Jan Caruana (CBC's Because News) - Carney takes a MAGA trip to NYC, then returns home to a (technical) recession - Elon's SpaceX IPO - BC news roundup! Wherever you get your podcasts!

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 31/05/2026

Where does it say in the rulebook that an athlete can't take steroids? Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social @mmmegan.bsky.social, and special guest @clarebelford.bsky.social (22 Minutes, JFL) are pumped to talk about it.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 28/05/2026

If Alberta Separatism is all about money, they need to get the Duttons involved. Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social, @mmmegan.bsky.social, and special guest @clarebelford.bsky.social (22 Minutes, JFL) are happy to take that Paramount+ money.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 22/05/2026

Has Prime Minister Carney's new pipeline MOU angered the deadliest sea mammal? Luke, Ian, @nileseguin.bsky.social and @clareblackwood.bsky.social ask if it's safe to go in the water.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 20/05/2026

New podcast! open.spotify.com/episode/1xdM... -America abandons the Joint Board On Defence we all knew about it before this -Memorandum of Understanding 2: This Time It's Pipeline -Danielle 'not a separatist' Smith appeals a court ruling against Separatism

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 15/05/2026

Is Hantavirus just a COVID reboot? Can Hantavirus keep up with the 2026 Attention Economy™? Ian, @ivimey.bsky.social (@fromsuperheroes.com), and Rob Ito (the Beaverton website) see how it stacks up against the Big COV.

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 13/05/2026

The Beaverton interviews an Alberta Separatist. thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-...

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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 12/05/2026

Why is Carney only fired up when he's outside of Canada? Luke, Ian, and @clareblackwood.bsky.social analyze his "greatest hits" tour.

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