Reposted by curvaceous skibidionion person @junlper.beer · 17/05/2025average comment section in 2025 497374854263 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 05/05/2025media.tenor.comtwo men are dancing on a colorful dance floor in a video gameALT: two men are dancing on a colorful dance floor in a video game 010 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 05/05/2025hi im and i like magdalena bay. Yup, I just said that. Dear advertisers, if you steal my data to create a profile on me at least put a little bit of magdalena bay in there. 000 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 28/04/2025i love this app because I can lib out with the millennials 020 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 16/04/2025maybe trump just has never heard “separate ways” by journey yet. that’ll fix him 000 0
Reposted by curvaceous skibidiBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/04/2025Oh sorry, you DIDN'T want a backlit baby killdeer scampering across your timeline? Sorry. I'll tell the bird they're unwanted here. They'll be so sad. But it's fine. What really matters is you. No no. I'll tell them they're too smol and "low resolution" They'll understand. #birds 🐣 2347840587 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 03/03/2025dear blue sky algorithm employee assigned to me: fuck you sincerely, me 010 0
Reposted by curvaceous skibidiKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 26/02/2025The first measles death in the US in a decade -- the tragic, preventable death of a child whose parents chose not to protect them with vaccination -- should spark an immediate nation-wide campaign to ensure all children are protected against preventable diseases. Anything less is unconscionable. 1128387839408 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 26/02/2025hey bluesky can you turn in a “non-millennial” mode where I don’t see “can I gaz cheezburger” esque comics every 4 scrolls and are filled with comments that say “ROFLMAO 🥹” 000 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 21/02/2025this app feels like linkedin with more millennials 000 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 18/02/2025somebody called their bluesky feed a “skyline” and i can’t decide whether it’s epic or the most cringe millennial shit ever 000 0
Reposted by curvaceous skibidiwint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter 514528275 0
Reposted by curvaceous skibidislate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/02/202530 years from now we’ll be saying shit like “back in my day we had schools and lunch breaks” 1467659 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 12/02/2025bluesky lowkey way worse for fun scrolling bruh it’s ALL political and not even funny stuff just serious and actual political takes 000 0
Reposted by curvaceous skibidic0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 10/02/2025This is a room where we turn very modest salaries and budgets (and lots of coffee) into new knowledge, life-saving innovations, and technology that feeds business growth. It's literally the loom that spins hay into gold but these numpties are suddenly worried about the cost of hay. 232112621662 0
Reposted by curvaceous skibidiCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks 606930519 0
Reposted by curvaceous skibidiTiernan Douieb @tiernandouieb.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Very much hoping at the Super Bowl half time show tonight that Kendrick shouts 'MUSSSTAAAAARD!' then giant mustard bottles appear and cover everything in proper English mustard and then the game has to stop and everyone is screaming because their eyes and noses sting. And then he cusses Drake again 3773147 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 08/02/2025I’m surprised I didn’t expect the Millennial platform to have a weekly event called #caturday 010 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 08/02/2025spotify i don’t want to listen to kero kero bonito thank you very much @kerokerobonito.bsky.social 000 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 07/02/2025dude i just wanna scroll engagement bait posts all day but no i gotta stay on bluesky and watch millennials have very reasonable takes about politics 000 0
Reposted by curvaceous skibidiKen Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 31/01/2025I just sent this email to all 13,000 federal employees of the NOAA lol. The Trump administration's changes to their communications system made it so literally anyone can blast messages out to the entire agency 18881521062 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 23/01/2025guys, if we channel our millennial power enough, we can defeat trump and his inglorious band of boomers! 000 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 23/01/2025the millennial power is flowing through me! 000 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 23/01/2025need more of this on this app, my mom would love it! 010 0
curvaceous skibidi @the3diamonds.bsky.social · 04/01/2025im already getting spawncamped by bots on this appmedia.tenor.comfive nights at freddy 's foxy is wearing sunglasses and a purple scarf around his neck .ALT: five nights at freddy 's foxy is wearing sunglasses and a purple scarf around his neck . 010 0