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Jessy

@thatssojessy.blacksky.app
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“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson. I just wanted ice cream”. -Bluey Christine Heeler Professional yapper about nothing.

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Racial Dolezal @sircoach.blacksky.app · 14/10/2026
RIP Sean Taylor
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 14/10/2026
I didn’t want to even so much as think about beef for like 2 weeks after that exhibition in gluttony.
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Tamsey @tamsey.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😭
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
Excellent!!!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
Don’t lie and say Bingo wasn’t hitting that beat at the end!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
I will treasure this video forever @krissywrites.northsky.social
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
Taste of a churro in a latte!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 11/10/2026
I think I’m going to try this next time!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
I think that it is time to admit that at 36 years old, my body doesn’t know how to handle milk anymore. I bought a bagel and a churro latte from Call Your Mother and guess who hasn’t touched her bagel sandwich after finishing said latte?
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
(It’s a fun tour though! Would do it again for the third time!)
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
Maaaaan look… So nice, and there’s a reason for why they will spring into action if you so much as look at the pitch funny during the stadium tour.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
He’s right! This most recent one, I almost bought an LSAT study book. Last time, I launched a career as a software developer.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
I promise I was born in the 1990s. Its just the little things!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
I turned on the tv and on Family Feud, the black family had what was pretty much a walk-off home run win to go to that fast money round AND a black Jeopardy champion. What a fantastic evening!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
👀👀👀
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annika🇵🇸 @annikaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if arsenal win the ucl, I am putting Mikel Merino in insane conversations
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
many of you from the bad place know the beautiful Inca, who is currently fighting her hardest against a very scary cancer diagnosis. she asked me to share her fundraising campaign to support her treatment and her family, please give what you can or share! ♥️ www.supportnow.org/inca-shaw-an...
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Support Inca Shaw and The Shaw Family
Greetings, Friends of Inca!Over the last several weeks, many of you have asked how you can help Inca and the Shaw family while she's fighting Stage 4 cancer and receiving chemotherapy care. Inca is ta...
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
We vote yes for all three questions on the ballot in this house 🙂‍↕️
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I lost my AirPods at the Whole Foods parking lot today and somehow, I was able to find them. Can I have that kind of luck for the rest of the month?
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
👋🏾
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itty bitty fairy @krissywrites.northsky.social · 27/08/2025
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Doglet, a ruby cavalier King Charles spaniel laying on the muddy ground. He is looking directly at the camera. His furry ears are slightly curly as he is damp from the rain. You can see some mud on his legs. He’s clearly been having fun outside while it was raining. His tongue is doing a tiny mlem.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I did my good deed for today when I told a girl not to go to Nadine’s Braiding salon. She is new in town and had no idea
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The people who have dismissed CSS have ruined the tech industry, straight up
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Yesss take me back to the day when I sobbed in the middle of bar at 4:30 pm and took it upon myself to buy a plane ticket to London.
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyways...
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I have had a desire for steak tartare stuck in my brain for weeks, but with the way beef is moving out here…
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Margarita @margarita.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
71% seems low
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m on a quiz show that only tapes 46 days a year and even I think this schedule is a little light.
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ashley (birthday) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ABIGAIL?
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I wish I could experience the “Granny Mobile” episode of Bluey for the first time again.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
john is a slaveowning dynasty, southern kinda kennedy. not a bootlegging, accident-prone, murder-coverup, hide the heauxs, political dynasty kinda kennedy.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Deep. Millennial. Sigh. When we tell you white baby boomers are to blame for the downfall of humanity via climate crisis destruction of the literal planet, please believe us the first time.
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Dr. Twink, Vampire Slayer @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shailene Woodley:
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 13/09/2026
I love when a plan works out!
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
QTNA
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
and because I live amongst a bunch of Deloitte consultants who somehow all went to Virginia Tech, Penn State, or [insert SEC school here], bars have 20 televisions playing 22 different college games
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
A comedy of errors has me missing out on this match fml
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Kansas City Butterfly🦋 @kc-butterfly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What is the world coming to when a Black man won’t even give you a head nod as you walk past. Pitiful.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Yes.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
We linking up for Manchester United-Arsenal that morning?
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
personally I think we should just take the ai doomers at their word and shut it down if they’re telling the truth, well, good thing we shut it down. If they’re exaggerating, well, they shouldn’t have done that
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
I don't think we're ever gonna convince the casual AI user of how harmful it is. The diehard users know and they don't care.
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Lance Uppercut @lobrucci.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beating that club will never ever get old but there’s something special about the way we went about it yesterday. Zero nerves, immense quality and a genuine belief we’d get the job done.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 07/09/2026
Me saying that Apple cider and spice are the Black people of Autumn flavors has caused quite the ruckus in my IRL online circle and I'm not sorry
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Waaaaaait I love this take I will defend this with you
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Christ alive…
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Mentally, im in fetal position
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