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Jessy

@thatssojessy.blacksky.app
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“I don’t want a valuable lime lesson. I just wanted ice cream”. -Bluey Christine Heeler Professional yapper about nothing.

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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 40m
I turned on the tv and on Family Feud, the black family had what was pretty much a walk-off home run win to go to that fast money round AND a black Jeopardy champion. What a fantastic evening!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
👀👀👀
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annika🇵🇸 @annikaw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
if arsenal win the ucl, I am putting Mikel Merino in insane conversations
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Bald-Headed Demon 😈 @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
many of you from the bad place know the beautiful Inca, who is currently fighting her hardest against a very scary cancer diagnosis. she asked me to share her fundraising campaign to support her treatment and her family, please give what you can or share! ♥️ www.supportnow.org/inca-shaw-an...
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Support Inca Shaw and The Shaw Family
Greetings, Friends of Inca!Over the last several weeks, many of you have asked how you can help Inca and the Shaw family while she's fighting Stage 4 cancer and receiving chemotherapy care. Inca is ta...
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I lost my AirPods at the Whole Foods parking lot today and somehow, I was able to find them. Can I have that kind of luck for the rest of the month?
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itty bitty fairy @krissywrites.northsky.social · 27/08/2025
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
Doglet, a ruby cavalier King Charles spaniel laying on the muddy ground. He is looking directly at the camera. His furry ears are slightly curly as he is damp from the rain. You can see some mud on his legs. He’s clearly been having fun outside while it was raining. His tongue is doing a tiny mlem.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I did my good deed for today when I told a girl not to go to Nadine’s Braiding salon. She is new in town and had no idea
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The people who have dismissed CSS have ruined the tech industry, straight up
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Yesss take me back to the day when I sobbed in the middle of bar at 4:30 pm and took it upon myself to buy a plane ticket to London.
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Rohan Patel @gunnerohan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyways...
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I have had a desire for steak tartare stuck in my brain for weeks, but with the way beef is moving out here…
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Margarita @margarita.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
71% seems low
gizmodo.com
71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted
A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 17/09/2026
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m on a quiz show that only tapes 46 days a year and even I think this schedule is a little light.
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ashley (birthday month) 🕸️ @clearlyashley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ABIGAIL?
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
I wish I could experience the “Granny Mobile” episode of Bluey for the first time again.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
john is a slaveowning dynasty, southern kinda kennedy. not a bootlegging, accident-prone, murder-coverup, hide the heauxs, political dynasty kinda kennedy.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Deep. Millennial. Sigh. When we tell you white baby boomers are to blame for the downfall of humanity via climate crisis destruction of the literal planet, please believe us the first time.
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shailene Woodley:
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
QTNA
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
A comedy of errors has me missing out on this match fml
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Kansas City Butterfly🦋 @kc-butterfly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What is the world coming to when a Black man won’t even give you a head nod as you walk past. Pitiful.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
personally I think we should just take the ai doomers at their word and shut it down if they’re telling the truth, well, good thing we shut it down. If they’re exaggerating, well, they shouldn’t have done that
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 08/09/2026
I don't think we're ever gonna convince the casual AI user of how harmful it is. The diehard users know and they don't care.
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Lance Uppercut @lobrucci.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beating that club will never ever get old but there’s something special about the way we went about it yesterday. Zero nerves, immense quality and a genuine belief we’d get the job done.
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Crystal Preston-Watson @scopicengineer.com · 07/09/2026
Me saying that Apple cider and spice are the Black people of Autumn flavors has caused quite the ruckus in my IRL online circle and I'm not sorry
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Christ alive…
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
With every momentary delay on the green line, I am reminded why I uber into DC and take the metro home.
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John Breen @breen.tech · 06/09/2026
Not going to share the videos, but ICE beat the shit out of some protestors in Frederick, MD who were camped out in a neighborhood protecting their neighbors from getting kidnapped. Fuck ICE
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
I typed this as I was switching trains and he scored the goal lololol
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Kai, I’m half way to the bar, don’t make me go home.
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itty bitty fairy @krissywrites.northsky.social · 20/01/2024
I Can’t Even Afford To Die. (2019) 📝✨
A poem I wrote in 2019 called ‘I can’t even afford to die.’

I can't even afford to die
I'm supposed to know weeks in advance before becoming ill so I can request holiday time off work and arrange doctors appointments
We will live in a world where I will be punished for taking time away from work, as if my life depends on it, as if my work can only be done by me, as if I'm indispensable
Yet if I were to pass, I would be replaced before the earth were even laid upon my body
I am disposable, irrelevant, in a world that never stops moving, searching for constant efficiency.
It's not efficient to live.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
Can I point you in the direction of Manchester, England because there are some shenanigans afoot.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/09/2026
Watching the US Open and all I can think of is how bad I want honey deuce. That drink awakened something in me 😭
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 31/08/2026
He’s grown up so much 🥹
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 22/08/2026
mood after watching today’s PL results
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
watching people who follow Tottenham
dude getting kicked in the dick
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hals517.bsky.social @hals517.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What Tobin says 🔴⚪️
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b @arsenalistrator.createfc.com · 21/08/2026
we have legitimately terrifying depth i cant believe this is my life
Bukayo Saka elated, celebrating with the players and staff after winning the premier league
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 21/08/2026
Premier league starts tomorrow, so it’s a good time to remind the people that Arsenal are reigning champions. This is also my excuse to share parade photos.
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Boats & Garden Hoes @sassydannyva.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
- If the federal government is not using taxes to provide assistance to Gary Indiana - if they are calling AD military liars - if our ole stinking ass President is hiding in food carts & taking foreign ops with him (because they fawn over him & stroke his ego) What are we paying taxes for?
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
I passed by it as I ride into DC and it is tackier than you think it is.
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Very Old Pic of D. Gray @blurbette.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
This, I could do. Actually this is the only way I want it.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 03/08/2026
Love a good work-related meltdown on a Monday morning 🙃
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
The YouTube reactors get me every time. I have never seen one where they were not completely stunned in silence for less than 5-10 seconds.
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
I need exactly this much delusion to carry me through life because I know he believes this with his full chest.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 31/07/2026
Ms Rachel said get it the field!!!!!
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Jessy @thatssojessy.blacksky.app · 31/07/2026
If Arsenal do sign Vinicius, I might act out of character over it, I can’t even lie.
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